So, mr. said he’d turn me in.

[MoseySusan]

We’re outed. The “Square Wheels Cafe” online cabal. 
It’s been real, thugs. 

[Randomguy]

Good, I get dibs on waterboarding you first.

 

[MoseySusan]

2 minutes ago, Randomguy said:

Good, I get dibs on waterboarding you first.

 

I can hold my breath for 50 meters. 

[Randomguy]

2 minutes ago, roadsue said:

I can hold my breath for 50 meters. 

Don't worry, you'd get off easy.

Now that I think of it, I might zimaboard you instead.

[MoseySusan]

1 minute ago, Randomguy said:

Don't worry, you'd get off easy.

Now that I think of it, I might zimaboard you instead.

Sounds...sticky. 

[Randomguy]

4 minutes ago, roadsue said:

Sounds...sticky. 

Yes, there would be fluids everywhere!

I think there are some people I would turn in for certain things, and not turn in for other things.  I would turn people in for running amok in the capitol building, but most likely help you hide a body if you impressed upon me that the subject had to go, if you killed someone out in the world.

 

[Thaddeus Kosciuszko]

He'd turn you in?  Into... what?

If he turned you into a newt, you'd be ok because you'd get better.

[MoseySusan]

13 hours ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said:

He'd turn you in?  Into... what?

If he turned you into a newt, you'd be ok because you'd get better.

He would turn me in to the FBI. Not even a few days or a week to lay low and catch up on my housekeeping. Just “Here you go.”