Randomguy Posted January 19, 2021 Share #1 Posted January 19, 2021 How easy would that be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 19, 2021 Author Share #2 Posted January 19, 2021 You people suck at helping me write country songs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted January 19, 2021 Share #3 Posted January 19, 2021 What rhymes with heart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 19, 2021 Author Share #4 Posted January 19, 2021 4 minutes ago, dennis said: What rhymes with heart? Sharrt? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted January 19, 2021 Share #5 Posted January 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Sharrt? You are limiting your radio airplay already. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 19, 2021 Author Share #6 Posted January 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, dennis said: You are limiting your radio airplay already. A friend is getting an MRI tomorrow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted January 19, 2021 Share #7 Posted January 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: A friend is getting an MRI tomorrow. Good luck to your friend. I just don't worry about your music career. How about fart or start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 19, 2021 Author Share #8 Posted January 19, 2021 1 minute ago, dennis said: Good luck to your friend. I just don't worry about your music career. How about fart or start? fart and shart almost have to be used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 19, 2021 Share #9 Posted January 19, 2021 Rip my chest open and take its apart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 19, 2021 Share #10 Posted January 19, 2021 restart. Fresh start spare part make it into a work of art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 19, 2021 Author Share #11 Posted January 19, 2021 From a country song generator: In buttsburgh, when I was a child I met a hygienic man "How can you be so hygienic?" asked I Here was his wise reply Don't live your life like a bunghole Today might feel a time to be like a bunghole But that ain't no way to lead a life Met an old lady who lived like a bunghole "What happened to her?" asked I Here was his wise reprise Don't live your life like a bunghole Today might feel a time to be like a bunghole But that ain't no way to lead a life That lady's gone now It's sad really Word is, she had hairy hair once Little sandy, keep your jeans red Always stay hygienic, sandy Always stay hygienic https://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/country/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted January 19, 2021 Share #12 Posted January 19, 2021 apple cart shoppers mart bad start taking part taking BART that's not smart aimed like a dart race kart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 20, 2021 Share #13 Posted January 20, 2021 IMO RG's right. Bunghole rhymes with heart so very well why didn't we think of it. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted January 20, 2021 Share #14 Posted January 20, 2021 Tuck it in your memory cart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 20, 2021 Share #15 Posted January 20, 2021 Extra points if it is an achey breaky heart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted January 20, 2021 Share #16 Posted January 20, 2021 A country song needs to be: 1) Focused on a simple emotion: an achy breaky heart, don't take your love to town, etc. 2) it has to have a good "hook:" a catchy phrase. In my opinion, the best one of all time is: "Your cheatin' heart will tell on you." "Take a picture of my broken heart" dictates the song has to be focused on lost love. The hook should probably be about something the picture shows like: a missing piece or can't be mended or damaged instead of made good by Cupid's arrow, etc." There's your outline. I'd spend more time, But I can't rhyme. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 20, 2021 Author Share #17 Posted January 20, 2021 1 hour ago, MickinMD said: I'd spend more time, But I can't rhyme. The generator didn't rhyme much, either. Songs are hard to write, I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted January 20, 2021 Share #18 Posted January 20, 2021 And that's when I realized that my friend had written the perfect country and western song. -D.A.C. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted January 20, 2021 Share #19 Posted January 20, 2021 Shoot a broken heart is your theme. You could use a freeze frame to capture the moment in time. The heart is broken and the camera goes "snap" just like the heart. Remember the immortal words of Harlan Howard, "Country music ain't nothing but three chords and the truth." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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