Popular Post Some Old Guy Posted January 20, 2021 Popular Post Share #1 Posted January 20, 2021 If you have looked everywhere in your house for your coffee cup but it appears to have inexplicably and completely vanished from the face of the earth; and you are beginning to lose your mind, wondering if some dastardly coffee cup thief has broken into your house and run off with your cup, here is a bit of friendly advice: Spoiler Look in the microwave. 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 20, 2021 Share #2 Posted January 20, 2021 That is where some sneaky bastage keeps hiding mine too! 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Old Guy Posted January 20, 2021 Author Share #3 Posted January 20, 2021 39 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said: That is where some sneaky bastage keeps hiding mine too! Seriously... after about 30 minutes of looking for it in every nook and cranny of the house (I have been known to absentmindedly put it down almost anywhere), the thought actually crossed my rapidly deteriorating mind that someone may have taken it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 20, 2021 Share #4 Posted January 20, 2021 I can relate... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted January 20, 2021 Share #5 Posted January 20, 2021 Which is why it is essential to buy more than one of any object to be in your possession. I know, people will call you are "hoarder". But really, what can you do? It's worth it. Trust me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Old Guy Posted January 20, 2021 Author Share #6 Posted January 20, 2021 1 minute ago, donkpow said: Which is why it is essential to buy more than one of any object to be in your possession. I know, people will call you are "hoarder". But really, what can you do? It's worth it. Trust me. So if I had three coffee cups, I wonder how long it would be before all three were in the microwave? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted January 20, 2021 Share #7 Posted January 20, 2021 I've been looking for my headband for a week. Checked every jacket pocket and backpack. Last night I put my ski pants on and there it was in the pocket. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 20, 2021 Share #8 Posted January 20, 2021 Worse still that bastid that hid it on you filled it too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 20, 2021 Share #9 Posted January 20, 2021 I have found mine in there more than once as well. Probably the same guy that hides Tupperware lids and left socks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted January 20, 2021 Share #10 Posted January 20, 2021 4 hours ago, Taylor said: and you are beginning to lose your mind 4 hours ago, Taylor said: Look in the microwave. Genius! I'd lost my mind recently, but then again I haven't checked the microwave yet either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted January 20, 2021 Share #11 Posted January 20, 2021 Doesn’t your coffee cup leak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Old Guy Posted January 20, 2021 Author Share #12 Posted January 20, 2021 10 minutes ago, Airehead said: Doesn’t your coffee cup leak? I swapped out the leaky cup with my pen and pencils cup. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 20, 2021 Share #13 Posted January 20, 2021 I once lost a whole apple pie in the microwave. I searched all over the kitchen, went out to the car to make sure I brought it in. Looked on all the shelves in the fridge. Went back and checked the g-kids fridge in the spa room. That was when my wife was still working so I called her and told her I lost my apple pie. First thing she said:”Did you look in the microwave?” I opened the microwave and there it was. How do women do that? She was at work when I bought the Pie. She couldn’t have put it there. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 20, 2021 Share #14 Posted January 20, 2021 20 minutes ago, Longjohn said: How do women do that? They have the finding gene and we do not. Maybe it is attached to the X chromosome. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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