Popular Post Randomguy Posted January 22, 2021 Popular Post Share #1 Posted January 22, 2021 I worked as an operative for a private investigator at one point when I lived in Chicago. I took pictures of accident scenes for court cases and followed around some suspected cheating spouses. One of them was actually going to a bible study meeting, though, so god was the hussy in that situation. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 22, 2021 Share #2 Posted January 22, 2021 I have hemorrhoids. Well, it is an RG thread after all. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Longjohn ★ Posted January 22, 2021 Popular Post Share #3 Posted January 22, 2021 Back in my Jesus People hippie days I was also a deacon in a Baptist church. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted January 22, 2021 Share #4 Posted January 22, 2021 I never learned to speak Esperanto. 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted January 22, 2021 Share #5 Posted January 22, 2021 I was a chubby kid @4 yrs. old. (But then many folks are at that age.) I don't care for card games nor board games. I don't care about chess, checkers. I actually did write this article after I interviewed the film maker. My published name is for another article in same literary journal, which I didn't write...so someone made the corrections... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted January 22, 2021 Share #6 Posted January 22, 2021 I lie to my mother on a regular basis I never want my mother to know my financial situation 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted January 22, 2021 Share #7 Posted January 22, 2021 I hate lining my shoes up in a line. This is odd given how much I hate clutter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted January 22, 2021 Share #8 Posted January 22, 2021 17 minutes ago, BR46 said: I lie to my mother on a regular basis I never want my mother to know my financial situation What is it with parents who ask for total financial situation... If I've already told her the mortgage is paid off, am employed, not starving..then no point worrying. I just make super vague comment..and say don't worry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted January 23, 2021 Share #9 Posted January 23, 2021 7 minutes ago, shootingstar said: What is it with parents who ask for total financial situation... If I've already told her the mortgage is paid off, am employed, not starving..then no point worrying. I just make super vague comment..and say don't worry. My mother doesn't come out and say it but she is looking for money but every time she has a extra 20 bucks she runs to the casino. I'm not going to give her money so she can go gambling. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted January 23, 2021 Author Share #10 Posted January 23, 2021 17 minutes ago, Airehead said: I hate lining my shoes up in a line. This is odd given how much I hate clutter. I line all my spices up with the label facing forward. It feels so disorganized and chaotic if otherwise. Beer, too, I want that to look inviting if I have some, so they have to be labels forward. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 23, 2021 Share #11 Posted January 23, 2021 My father was not really a relentlessly self-improving Boulangerie owner. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 23, 2021 Share #12 Posted January 23, 2021 21 minutes ago, Airehead said: I hate lining my shoes up in a line. This is odd given how much I hate clutter. My shoes have to be lined up. It’s one of my OCD (CDO) things. The older I get the more of them I recognize in myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 23, 2021 Share #13 Posted January 23, 2021 11 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I line all my spices up with the label facing forward. It feels so disorganized and chaotic if otherwise. Beer, too, I want that to look inviting if I have some, so they have to be labels forward. Same for me. And spices are in approximate alphabetical order. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 23, 2021 Share #14 Posted January 23, 2021 I know what happened to Hoffa. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted January 23, 2021 Share #15 Posted January 23, 2021 I had a miserable childhood because of my younger brother. Mom always liked jsharr best. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted January 23, 2021 Share #16 Posted January 23, 2021 I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. 2 1 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 23, 2021 Share #17 Posted January 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, dennis said: I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. I shot the sherriff 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 23, 2021 Share #18 Posted January 23, 2021 I like raisins. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 23, 2021 Share #19 Posted January 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Square Wheels said: I like raisins. You monster. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 23, 2021 Share #20 Posted January 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: I like raisins. I wash between my toes in the shower and think of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 23, 2021 Share #21 Posted January 23, 2021 Just now, jsharr said: I wash between my toes in the shower and think of you I pee on my toes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 23, 2021 Share #22 Posted January 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Square Wheels said: I pee on my toes. I know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 23, 2021 Share #23 Posted January 23, 2021 Just now, jsharr said: I know So when you think of me while washing between your toes, you're essentially thinking of me peeing on your toes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted January 23, 2021 Share #24 Posted January 23, 2021 9 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: So when you think of me while washing between your toes, you're essentially thinking of me peeing on your toes. Of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 23, 2021 Share #25 Posted January 23, 2021 1 minute ago, jsharr said: Of course I dropped the soap, be a gentleman and pick it up for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted January 23, 2021 Share #26 Posted January 23, 2021 I had something to do with how a component of Tomahawk Cruise Missile rocket fuel is manufactured. In case I ever mentioned that here, here's another: My 2nd Grade teacher, Sister Serena, nicknamed me "Mars" because I used to often tell her about what I had seen at night with the 6" Newtonian telescope my uncle gave me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted January 23, 2021 Share #27 Posted January 23, 2021 1 hour ago, dennis said: I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. i sang the Folsom Prison Blues during the Passenger Talent Show on my 5 day Yangtze River Cruise. The mouth's of the Chinese crew dropped open in disbelief when I got to "just to watch him die." They didn't think stuff like that happened in "Meiguo," their word for America and which means "The Beautiful Country." 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted January 23, 2021 Share #28 Posted January 23, 2021 3 hours ago, Philander Seabury said: Same for me. And spices are in approximate alphabetical order. My spices are in order of frequency with the most frequent in a cupboard, like my old kitchen, and the least frequent in a new spice drawer. I kept reaching for the cupboard out of habit, so I decided to leave them there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bikeguy Posted January 23, 2021 Share #29 Posted January 23, 2021 One summer I worked for a fence contractor. (sub contractor for Sears) I had to make money to pay for engineering classes. We worked from dawn to dusk $4 per hour and no OT. That was a great summer job. We installed LOTS of fences in Chicago, and the near west suburbs. Fences go in for lots of reasons... many for neighbors that hate each other. I learned I needed to be sure I graduated from college with my engineering degree. And use lots of hand lotion after mixing cement all day. OMG cement dries out your hands a LOT. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post UglyBob Posted January 23, 2021 Popular Post Share #30 Posted January 23, 2021 I worked in the medical industry before moving into computers and networking. I was the senior designer at a company that make custom pressure garments for burn victims. After that, I worked in dialysis. I was certified to repair and maintain the equipment. I also took the renal nursing course and got certified to run patients as well. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted January 23, 2021 Share #31 Posted January 23, 2021 I think I am not a good boss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted January 23, 2021 Share #32 Posted January 23, 2021 I was fired from my first job after 2 days of work. I was 16 yrs. old and at a coffee and doughnut shop. I didn't understand the jargon...double-double and all that fast enough I guess. To this day, when I order coffee, lattes, etc. I don't use jargon. And servers check with me if I want creme, etc. (which I don't, I have milk in my coffee. No sugar.) Before me, no one in my immediate family really drank coffee...hardly at all. Then at university, I started to drink coffee more often. I think I was lst in my family re coffee habit. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 23, 2021 Share #33 Posted January 23, 2021 12 hours ago, Square Wheels said: I pee on my toes. 12 hours ago, jsharr said: I know 12 hours ago, Square Wheels said: So when you think of me while washing between your toes, you're essentially thinking of me peeing on your toes. 12 hours ago, jsharr said: Of course 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Old Guy Posted January 23, 2021 Share #34 Posted January 23, 2021 14 hours ago, Kzoo said: My shoes have to be lined up. It’s one of my OCD (CDO) things. The older I get the more of them I recognize in myself. In the TV show "Wings", the main character, Joe Hackett, who has major OCD, cannot go to sleep at night if his shoes aren't properly lined up and not touching each other. Shoes touching is a very bad thing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 23, 2021 Share #35 Posted January 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Taylor said: In the TV show "Wings", the main character, Joe Hackett, who has major OCD, cannot go to sleep at night if his shoes aren't properly lined up and not touching each other. Shoes touching is a very bad thing. I think it was my youngest daughter that couldn't have food touching other food on her plate. Thankfully she grew oot of that. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Old Guy Posted January 23, 2021 Share #36 Posted January 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said: I think it was my youngest daughter that couldn't have food touching other food on her plate. Thankfully she grew oot of that. Years ago, I worked with a very smart electrical engineer who insisted on eating all of one thing on his plate at a time. So he would eat all of his potatoes, then all of his salad, then all of his meat. Weird. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted January 23, 2021 Share #37 Posted January 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Taylor said: Years ago, I worked with a very smart electrical engineer who insisted on eating all of one thing on his plate at a time. So he would eat all of his potatoes, then all of his salad, then all of his meat. Weird. #2 eats like that. He seems to really enjoy the green beans, so he just finishes them off before moving to the potato. Then he really likes that so he eats it until it’s gone. Then he starts on the pork chop. He just gets focused. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 23, 2021 Share #38 Posted January 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, Taylor said: Years ago, I worked with a very smart electrical engineer who insisted on eating all of one thing on his plate at a time. So he would eat all of his potatoes, then all of his salad, then all of his meat. Weird. I have a brother in law that eats like that. I don't think it's OCD in his case. It's just the way he eats. He has other strange eating habits. One is he eats all of the apple. When nothing but the core and stem are left of the apple he eats the core. When done with the core, he eats the stem. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 23, 2021 Share #39 Posted January 23, 2021 16 minutes ago, Taylor said: In the TV show "Wings", the main character, Joe Hackett, who has major OCD, cannot go to sleep at night if his shoes aren't properly lined up and not touching each other. Shoes touching is a very bad thing. This reminds me of a time with my daughter. For about 2 years after graduating from HS she worked at a fairly high end children's show store. She loved the kids and helping them and management loved her as an employee. One thing they drilled into her was that all the shoes on the display had to be pointed in the same direction - always the right shoe pointed to the right so the style of the shoe is displayed and not the instep. Well one day about a year after she left there she was with me when I was getting a new pair of running shoes. This was a fairly large store geared to running. I'm sitting in a chair talking to a sales person/trying on shoes. I look across the store and there she is working her way down the wall, rotating the shoes that customers had put back on the wall the wrong way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted January 23, 2021 Share #40 Posted January 23, 2021 27 minutes ago, Taylor said: Years ago, I worked with a very smart electrical engineer who insisted on eating all of one thing on his plate at a time. So he would eat all of his potatoes, then all of his salad, then all of his meat. Weird. Perhaps the person likes to fully taste each thing separately. Not mix flavours too soon. Dearie isn't quite like that...I think he's changed after years of cooking and eating with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 23, 2021 Share #41 Posted January 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Zephyr said: I think I am not a good boss. I'm with you, except I know I am not. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted January 23, 2021 Share #42 Posted January 23, 2021 13 hours ago, Square Wheels said: I pee on my toes. So you have Erectile Dysfunction, a sign of getting old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted January 23, 2021 Share #43 Posted January 23, 2021 10 hours ago, Bikeguy said: One summer I worked for a fence contractor. (sub contractor for Sears) I had to make money to pay for engineering classes. We worked from dawn to dusk $4 per hour and no OT. That was a great summer job. We installed LOTS of fences in Chicago, and the near west suburbs. Fences go in for lots of reasons... many for neighbors that hate each other. I learned I needed to be sure I graduated from college with my engineering degree. And use lots of hand lotion after mixing cement all day. OMG cement dries out your hands a LOT. I've seen men here at work even in the office, use hand lotion openly....Alberta air is dry (and cold in winter) year-round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groupw Posted January 23, 2021 Share #44 Posted January 23, 2021 56 minutes ago, roadsue said: #2 eats like that. He seems to really enjoy the green beans, so he just finishes them off before moving to the potato. Then he really likes that so he eats it until it’s gone. Then he starts on the pork chop. He just gets focused. Our son does it too. He saves mashed potatoes for last. They are his favorite 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post groupw Posted January 23, 2021 Popular Post Share #45 Posted January 23, 2021 I have more than one wife. I think it’s bigamy to admit it! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted January 23, 2021 Share #46 Posted January 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, groupw said: I have more than one wife. I think it’s bigamy to admit it! groan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 23, 2021 Share #47 Posted January 23, 2021 9 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: groan 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted January 23, 2021 Share #48 Posted January 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Taylor said: Weird Quite redundant when you are talking aboot an electrical engineer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted January 23, 2021 Share #49 Posted January 23, 2021 I have never measured my penis. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted January 23, 2021 Share #50 Posted January 23, 2021 3 hours ago, groupw said: Our son does it too. He saves mashed potatoes for last. They are his favorite I don’t save them for last, but everyone at the table knows I get first take on a second helping. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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