maddmaxx ★ Posted January 23, 2021 Share #51 Posted January 23, 2021 14 minutes ago, Dottles said: I have never measured my penis. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted January 24, 2021 Share #52 Posted January 24, 2021 On 1/22/2021 at 6:57 PM, shootingstar said: What is it with parents who ask for total financial situation... If I've already told her the mortgage is paid off, am employed, not starving..then no point worrying. I just make super vague comment..and say don't worry. My mother used to worry needlessly about her 3 children's finances and was an irrational pain about it - until her brother John died. When my mother's childless brother died, he left money to his 8 siblings based on how many children they had because he figured the money would eventually be passed on to his 20 nieces and nephews - about $15,000 for each one of us 20 - unless his siblings needed it. A lot of my cousins actually argued with their parents to give them the money because it was meant for them - which wasn't quite true. My mother got 3 x $15K plus about $10K more because she was co-executor of the will. My sister, brother, and I told her not to worry about saving it for us because we were all financially comfortable, had good-paying jobs, etc. Mom was surprised we didn't need or want any of it. She never worried about our finances after that - she lived another dozen years or so. I think she blew half of it on QVC and Home Shopping Network but that was ok: she was enjoying retirement - we, her kids, paid for her when we took her on Cruises, etc. with us. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 24, 2021 Share #53 Posted January 24, 2021 On 1/23/2021 at 9:54 AM, Kzoo said: I have a brother in law that eats like that. I don't think it's OCD in his case. It's just the way he eats. He has other strange eating habits. One is he eats all of the apple. When nothing but the core and stem are left of the apple he eats the core. When done with the core, he eats the stem. When I worked for Westinghouse I was a core builder for awhile. Making cores for inside transformers. When the core winders would screw up it made it almost impossible to build a good core. Guys were always sneaking bad cores into the scrap box and hiding them under loose scrap. The foreman would sometimes root around in the scrap box looking for scrapped cores. If he found any he would rip everyone a new butthole. One day during break one of the guys was eating an apple. He ate the whole thing including the core. Someone asked he why he eats the core. He said we were not allowed to throw away cores. It was funny at the time. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted January 24, 2021 Share #54 Posted January 24, 2021 I once identified as a female. In my single days there was a woman I had the hots for. She said she was a lesbian; I told her that I was too. Didn’t help me any so I gave that up. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted January 24, 2021 Share #55 Posted January 24, 2021 22 minutes ago, Old No. 7 said: I once identified as a female. In my single days there was a woman I had the hots for. She said she was a lesbian; I told her that I was too. Didn’t help me any so I gave that up. Maybe if you showed up on a girl’s bike she would have believed you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted January 24, 2021 Share #56 Posted January 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Longjohn said: Maybe if you showed up on a girl’s bike she would have believed you? Your advice is 40 years too late to help me now. That strategy could’ve worked man! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted January 25, 2021 Share #57 Posted January 25, 2021 I play guitar nothing like Carlos Santana 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted January 25, 2021 Share #58 Posted January 25, 2021 53 minutes ago, Further said: I play guitar nothing like Carlos Santana I'm not being critical mind you, just saying we approach guitar playing differently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Old Guy Posted January 25, 2021 Share #59 Posted January 25, 2021 When I am around my beautiful grandkids, I feel sad at times; knowing that I will likely not be around to see them grow up and become the wonderful young people that is most certainly their destiny. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted January 25, 2021 Share #60 Posted January 25, 2021 On 1/22/2021 at 7:14 PM, Philander Seabury said: My father was not really a relentlessly self-improving Boulangerie owner. Did he still reek of elderberries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted January 26, 2021 Share #61 Posted January 26, 2021 For part of my career I did have a good network of colleagues from other ministries on secondary research information: police, forensic sciences and correctional services. We were all part of 1 govn't ministry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted January 26, 2021 Share #62 Posted January 26, 2021 Many consider me to be the fifth Beetle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Old Guy Posted January 26, 2021 Share #63 Posted January 26, 2021 50 minutes ago, Mr. Silly said: Many consider me to be the fifth Beetle. There are millions and millions of beetles. How could you be the fifth one? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Old Guy Posted January 26, 2021 Share #64 Posted January 26, 2021 I sometimes don't eat breakfast until noon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted January 26, 2021 Share #65 Posted January 26, 2021 I'm an ex sailor and I have a foul mouth when pissed. wait. you already knew that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted January 26, 2021 Share #66 Posted January 26, 2021 On 1/22/2021 at 7:55 PM, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: Mom always liked jsharr best. That's a pretty low standard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted January 26, 2021 Share #67 Posted January 26, 2021 On 1/23/2021 at 10:35 AM, Tizeye said: So you have Erectile Dysfunction, a sign of getting old. No, just a short richard. The next step is that he will be peeing on his balls. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted January 26, 2021 Share #68 Posted January 26, 2021 3 hours ago, Clark said: There are millions and millions of beetles. How could you be the fifth one? Whoosh. That's the sound of your comment going right over his head. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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