jsharr 44,843 Posted January 26 Share #1 Posted January 26 please diagnose my ailment and prescribe a course of action. Link to post Share on other sites
groupw 4,434 Posted January 26 Share #2 Posted January 26 Don’t bend them! Option 2 - start doing curls with 12 oz weights. Repeat until you pass out. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Clark 2,020 Posted January 26 Share #3 Posted January 26 Arthritis. Take 3 Advil and call me in the morning. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
jsharr 44,843 Posted January 26 Author Share #4 Posted January 26 Just now, Clark said: Arthritis. Take 3 Advil and call me in the morning. Is In the Morning your next forum name? 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Clark 2,020 Posted January 26 Share #5 Posted January 26 8 minutes ago, jsharr said: Is In the Morning your next forum name? You never know. I like Clark. He could fool people by just putting on a pair of glasses. I'm sure no one here has a clue as to my true identity. Link to post Share on other sites
Prophet Zacharia 5,711 Posted January 26 Share #6 Posted January 26 2 minutes ago, Clark said: You never know. I like Clark. He could fool people by just putting on a pair of glasses. I'm sure no one here has a clue to my true identity. I had you pegged as @donkpow with your internet diagnostic powers. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Philander Seabury 30,479 Posted January 26 Share #7 Posted January 26 2 minutes ago, Clark said: You never know. I like Clark. He could fool people by just putting on a pair of glasses. I'm sure no one here has a clue to my true identity. He also at super speed put in and took oot a curl over his forehead for an even more unbreakable disguise. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
jsharr 44,843 Posted January 26 Author Share #8 Posted January 26 6 minutes ago, Clark said: You never know. I like Clark. He could fool people by just putting on a pair of glasses. I'm sure no one here has a clue as to my true identity. Maybe. Maybe not. Link to post Share on other sites
Clark 2,020 Posted January 26 Share #9 Posted January 26 3 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said: He also at super speed put in and took oot a curl over his forehead for an even more unbreakable disguise. He must have had some sort of super hair gel. Even flying at super-sonic speeds, his hair never moved. And the cape. What the hell was the cape for? Link to post Share on other sites
JerrySTL 9,225 Posted January 26 Share #10 Posted January 26 My knees hurt when I bend my arms. Link to post Share on other sites
Kzoo 24,377 Posted January 26 Share #11 Posted January 26 If ever a thread need hijacking, it's this one. Thank you Clark. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
jsharr 44,843 Posted January 26 Author Share #12 Posted January 26 10 minutes ago, Clark said: He must have had some sort of super hair gel. Even flying at super-sonic speeds, his hair never moved. And the cape. What the hell was the cape for? At times the trapdoor on his union suit did not stay so non mobile at super-sonic speed. Link to post Share on other sites
jsharr 44,843 Posted January 26 Author Share #13 Posted January 26 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: If ever a thread need hijacking, it's this one. Thank you Clark. I may have hurt them shoveling pixels into the grafix forge. Link to post Share on other sites
MickinMD 5,657 Posted January 26 Share #14 Posted January 26 Did you do any lifting or working out the day before? If so, since you don't mention muscle soreness I won't suggest ice, but it may be tendons and or muscles and helpful is a long soak in a tub plus a pain reliever (Naproxen, Ibuprofen, Tylenol, Aspirin). Otherwise, it's very odd for both elbows to begin aching at the same time with some physical activity causing it. Link to post Share on other sites
Razors Edge 13,721 Posted January 26 Share #15 Posted January 26 Blah, blah, blah.... Link to post Share on other sites
Kzoo 24,377 Posted January 26 Share #16 Posted January 26 1 minute ago, MickinMD said: Did you do any lifting or working out the day before? If so, since you don't mention muscle soreness I won't suggest ice, but it may be tendons and or muscles and helpful is a long soak in a tub plus a pain reliever (Naproxen, Ibuprofen, Tylenol, Aspirin). Otherwise, it's very odd for both elbows to begin aching at the same time with some physical activity causing it. @jsharr listen to Dr. Mick. Link to post Share on other sites
Clark 2,020 Posted January 26 Share #17 Posted January 26 2 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Blah, blah, blah.... Link to post Share on other sites
jsharr 44,843 Posted January 26 Author Share #18 Posted January 26 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: @jsharr listen to Dr. Mick. I am. Just trying to figure out what to pour over the ice. Maybe some Kracken rum and a splash of Coke Zero? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
jsharr 44,843 Posted January 26 Author Share #19 Posted January 26 4 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Blah, blah, blah.... 1 minute ago, Clark said: 1 Link to post Share on other sites
jsharr 44,843 Posted January 26 Author Share #20 Posted January 26 Just now, jsharr said: 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtyhip 22,108 Posted January 26 Share #21 Posted January 26 42 minutes ago, groupw said: Don’t bend them! Beat me to it. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
jsharr 44,843 Posted January 26 Author Share #22 Posted January 26 Just now, Dirtyhip said: Beat me to it. That's what @Randomguy said! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
jsharr 44,843 Posted January 26 Author Share #23 Posted January 26 43 minutes ago, groupw said: Don’t bend them! Option 2 - start doing curls with 12 oz weights. Repeat until you pass out. I have this nice box on my desk that I was going to drop off this afternoon as I left work...... hmmmm. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Philander Seabury 30,479 Posted January 26 Share #24 Posted January 26 Does anyone else here find it funny-odd (not funny-haha) that Superman was played by George Reeves and then by Christopher Reeve? And wait - there's more! Both died somewhat early and tragic deaths. Link to post Share on other sites
Clark 2,020 Posted January 26 Share #25 Posted January 26 1 minute ago, Philander Seabury said: Both died somewhat early and tragic deaths. Kryptonite sucks! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Clark 2,020 Posted January 26 Share #26 Posted January 26 18 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said: Does anyone else here find it funny-odd (not funny-haha) that Superman was played by George Reeves and then by Christopher Reeve? And wait - there's more! Both died somewhat early and tragic deaths. Also, there was a popular actor of the 60's and 70's named Christopher George. He starred in the 60's TV show, "The Rat Patrol" and acted in numerous other TV shows and movies. He also died relatively young (52, same as Christopher Reeve) in 1983 from a damaged heart. Link to post Share on other sites
maddmaxx 28,803 Posted January 26 Share #27 Posted January 26 It's covid joint pain. Go get a test. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Thaddeus Kosciuszko 11,288 Posted January 27 Share #28 Posted January 27 Put the lime in the coconut and you drink them both together. Put the lime in the coconut. Then you feel better. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
jsharr 44,843 Posted January 27 Author Share #29 Posted January 27 5 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: Put the lime in the coconut and you drink them both together. Put the lime in the coconut. Then you feel better. DOCTOR! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
jsharr 44,843 Posted January 27 Author Share #30 Posted January 27 1 hour ago, maddmaxx said: It's covid joint pain. Go get a test. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
sheep_herder 12,959 Posted January 27 Share #31 Posted January 27 You may have to drink from a bowl and give your elbows a rest. 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites
donkpow 7,222 Posted January 27 Share #32 Posted January 27 12 hours ago, Prophet Zacharia said: I had you pegged as @donkpow with your internet diagnostic powers. Yes, easy mistake to make. On topic: I understand the complaint is pain in the elbows. This is a common symptom of aging. I'd say the patient needs to come to terms with the fact and accept that he will have to pay for no assistance with his problems. However, this does not mean that he can't receive services. One of my friends is an elbow specialist. He routinely removes elbows from people when they have problems. I can refer him to the specialist if he desires it. Also, I can write prescriptions for the most common old people drugs. Here's a pamphlet from the government on that. Since the majority of patients that come through the practice have diabetes, I think we should go ahead and get him started on a monitoring program. I can write prescriptions for diabetes, easy. They have a lot of drugs for that. Here's a pamphlet on that from the government. Feel free to call us any time and wait in the queue to not get help. Also, we have a nice computerized system you can contact that has excellent literature from the government for you. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Prophet Zacharia 5,711 Posted January 27 Share #33 Posted January 27 54 minutes ago, donkpow said: He routinely removes elbows from people when they have problems. Can I have a government pamphlet on elbow removal, please? 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
jsharr 44,843 Posted January 27 Author Share #34 Posted January 27 2 hours ago, Prophet Zacharia said: Can I have a government pamphlet on elbow removal, please? I know a guy who removes elbows and knee caps for free. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Dottles 10,775 Posted January 27 Share #35 Posted January 27 Straighten your arms out and quit working in the garage. Link to post Share on other sites
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