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Don’t bend them! 
 

Option 2 - start doing curls with 12 oz weights. Repeat until you pass out. 

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Just now, Clark said:

Arthritis.  Take 3 Advil and call me in the morning.

Is In the Morning your next forum name?

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8 minutes ago, jsharr said:

Is In the Morning your next forum name?

You never know. 

I like Clark.  He could fool people by just putting on a pair of glasses.  I'm sure no one here has a clue as to my true identity.

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2 minutes ago, Clark said:

You never know. 

I like Clark.  He could fool people by just putting on a pair of glasses.  I'm sure no one here has a clue to my true identity.

I had you pegged as @donkpow with your internet diagnostic powers.

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2 minutes ago, Clark said:

You never know. 

I like Clark.  He could fool people by just putting on a pair of glasses.  I'm sure no one here has a clue to my true identity.

He also at super speed put in and took oot a curl over his forehead for an even more unbreakable disguise. :)

 

 

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6 minutes ago, Clark said:

You never know. 

I like Clark.  He could fool people by just putting on a pair of glasses.  I'm sure no one here has a clue as to my true identity.

Maybe.  Maybe not.

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3 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said:

He also at super speed put in and took oot a curl over his forehead for an even more unbreakable disguise. :)

He must have had some sort of super hair gel.  Even flying at super-sonic speeds, his hair never moved.   And the cape.  What the hell was the cape for?   :huh: 

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If ever a thread need hijacking, it's this one.  Thank you Clark.

 

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10 minutes ago, Clark said:

He must have had some sort of super hair gel.  Even flying at super-sonic speeds, his hair never moved.   And the cape.  What the hell was the cape for?   :huh: 

At times the trapdoor on his union suit did not stay so non mobile at super-sonic speed.

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1 minute ago, Kzoo said:

If ever a thread need hijacking, it's this one.  Thank you Clark.

 

I may have hurt them shoveling pixels into the grafix forge.

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Did you do any lifting or working out the day before?

If so, since you don't mention muscle soreness I won't suggest ice, but it may be tendons and or muscles and helpful is a long soak in a tub plus a pain reliever (Naproxen, Ibuprofen, Tylenol, Aspirin).

Otherwise, it's very odd for both elbows to begin aching at the same time with some physical activity causing it.

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1 minute ago, MickinMD said:

Did you do any lifting or working out the day before?

If so, since you don't mention muscle soreness I won't suggest ice, but it may be tendons and or muscles and helpful is a long soak in a tub plus a pain reliever (Naproxen, Ibuprofen, Tylenol, Aspirin).

Otherwise, it's very odd for both elbows to begin aching at the same time with some physical activity causing it.

@jsharr listen to Dr. Mick.

 

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1 minute ago, Kzoo said:

@jsharr listen to Dr. Mick.

 

I am.  Just trying to figure out what to pour over the ice.  Maybe some Kracken rum and a splash of Coke Zero?

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43 minutes ago, groupw said:

Don’t bend them! 
 

Option 2 - start doing curls with 12 oz weights. Repeat until you pass out. 

I have this nice box on my desk that I was going to drop off this afternoon as I left work......  hmmmm. 

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Does anyone else here find it funny-odd (not funny-haha) that Superman was played by George Reeves and then by Christopher Reeve?

And wait - there's more!  Both died somewhat early and tragic deaths.  :(

 

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1 minute ago, Philander Seabury said:

Both died somewhat early and tragic deaths.  :(

Kryptonite sucks!   :angry:

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18 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said:

Does anyone else here find it funny-odd (not funny-haha) that Superman was played by George Reeves and then by Christopher Reeve?

And wait - there's more!  Both died somewhat early and tragic deaths.  :(

Also, there was a popular actor of the 60's and 70's named Christopher George.  He starred in the 60's TV show, "The Rat Patrol" and acted in numerous other TV shows and movies.  He also died relatively young (52, same as Christopher Reeve) in 1983 from a damaged heart.   

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5 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said:

Put the lime in the coconut and you drink them both together.

Put the lime in the coconut. Then you feel better.

DOCTOR! 

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12 hours ago, Prophet Zacharia said:

I had you pegged as @donkpow with your internet diagnostic powers.

Yes, easy mistake to make. On topic: I understand the complaint is pain in the elbows. This is a common symptom of aging. I'd say the patient needs to come to terms with the fact and accept that he will have to pay for no assistance with his problems. However, this does not mean that he can't receive services. One of my friends is an elbow specialist. He routinely removes elbows from people when they have problems. I can refer him to the specialist if he desires it. Also, I can write prescriptions for the most common old people drugs. Here's a pamphlet from the government on that. Since the majority of patients that come through the practice have diabetes, I think we should go ahead and get him started on a monitoring program. I can write prescriptions for diabetes, easy. They have a lot of drugs for that. Here's a pamphlet on that from the government.

Feel free to call us any time and wait in the queue to not get help. Also, we have a nice computerized system you can contact that has excellent literature from the government for you.

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2 hours ago, Prophet Zacharia said:

Can I have a government pamphlet on elbow removal, please?

I know a guy who removes elbows and knee caps for free.

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