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Why do watermelons have weddings?

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18 minutes ago, Clark said:

Are Catholic people addicted to cats?  

Um, no.  Or is it yes?

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37 minutes ago, Dirtyhip said:

Cause they Cantaloupe.  


Why did the sweet potatoes father refuse to let her marry the sportscaster?

Because he was just a commentator.

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2 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said:

I thought this would somehow involve Gallagher. :D


That guy?  When the only tool in your toolbox is a Sledge-O-Matic, alll your problems look like watermelons.

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