Purchasing orange juice is more complicated than purchasing band-aids

[Mr. Silly]

You get to choose from no pulp, light pulp, heavy pulp, with calcium, with vitamins and calcium, 'country stand' style, with mango, with pineapple, with banana or with any combination of a half dozen other fruits.  I just want orange juice.

[Nate]

You get to choose from no pulp, light pulp, heavy pulp, with calcium, with vitamins and calcium, 'country stand' style, with mango, with pineapple, with banana or with any combination of a half dozen other fruits.  I just want orange juice.

 

you know a lot of folks spent a lot of time doing market research to figure out all those different kinds of OJ, My Silly. Not to mention all the work that went into retooling the pulp extractors and vitamin injection machines.

 

The least you could do is show a little appreciation

[SuzieQ]

I haven't purchased orange juice for about 8 years..... my life is simple 

[Parr8hed]

I prefer to have mine with vodka already added.

[Nate]

I haven't purchased orange juice for about 8 years..... my life is simple 

 

not purchasing orange juice is the cowards way out

[Mr. Silly]

not purchasing orange juice is the cowards way out

 

But it means a marketing team will be hired to find a way to get Suzie to buy OJ.

[team scooter]

I like some pulp. But I've learned to just drink whatever type juice the wife buys, or else.

 

 

Caution, F bomb at the end.

[jsharr]

I like mine with fortified with grenadine and tequila.

[AirwickWithCheese]

Disagree Mr. Silly.

 

Pulp is of the utmost importance. Heavy pulp with vitamins, calcium, but mostly extra pulp. Use the pulp that the non pulp punks don't want.

[Mr. Silly]

Disagree Mr. Silly.

 

Pulp is of the utmost importance. Heavy pulp with vitamins, calcium, but mostly extra pulp. Use the pulp that the non pulp punks don't want.

 

I am a huge orange juice pulp fan.  I remember being a kid and hearing other kids go, "eewwwwwww.... something is floating in my orange juice" and even as a 5 y.o. thinking, "Jumpin' Jupiter's! Grow up, it is orange juice pulp."  People who dislike pulp should be pooped on by Steven Seagull.  

 

But what about the other options?  Does "Country Stand" style OJ have pulp?  What about the Mango OJ?  I hope you can see  my confusion.

[AirwickWithCheese]

store bought orange juice is for the poor.

 

you and I get our pick of freshly squeezed with saturated pulp and any and all desired additives.

 

raise a glass of pulp oj and toast the poor and their concentrated oj   

[Mr. Silly]

I've just come to the sad realization that I've never had fresh squeezed orange juice.  

 

From what plant does orange juice come?

[AirwickWithCheese]

you're really just middle class aren't you Mr. Silly? 

 

Jumpin Jehosaphat and I considered you a friend.