AirwickWithCheese Posted August 18, 2014 Share #1 Posted August 18, 2014 Main character will be an animal but the question is, what animal? She will also need a name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 18, 2014 Author Share #2 Posted August 18, 2014 or the alternative non animal,.... maybe a kite. A kite that breaks her string and flies off into adventures. I can't think of a good name for a kite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted August 18, 2014 Share #3 Posted August 18, 2014 Henrietta the Horny Honey Badger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted August 18, 2014 Share #4 Posted August 18, 2014 Katie the Kite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 18, 2014 Author Share #5 Posted August 18, 2014 That's not bad, at least for you, but meh. You can do better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted August 18, 2014 Share #6 Posted August 18, 2014 Kate the Kranky Post Menopausal Kite Harry the Honey Badger meets John Wayne Gacy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 18, 2014 Author Share #7 Posted August 18, 2014 you did not do better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 18, 2014 Author Share #8 Posted August 18, 2014 Charlie the Purple Carolina Wren He is beaten and ostracized from his home in South Carolina and ends up living with a family of nasty hippies in Asheville, North Carolina 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted August 18, 2014 Share #9 Posted August 18, 2014 Glenn the Groundhog has two "Grandmas" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted August 18, 2014 Share #10 Posted August 18, 2014 Main character will be an animal but the question is, what animal? She will also need a name. Samantha the sexy slithering snake 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted August 18, 2014 Share #11 Posted August 18, 2014 Hermie the Confused Hippo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 18, 2014 Author Share #12 Posted August 18, 2014 I'm beginning to dislike you Krazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted August 18, 2014 Share #13 Posted August 18, 2014 I'm beginning to dislike you Krazy I look forward to each day of receiving your disappointment and dislikement towards me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 18, 2014 Share #14 Posted August 18, 2014 A termite. Kid's love termites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted August 18, 2014 Share #15 Posted August 18, 2014 If you're going with a kite, I'd name it Ben, after Franklin, even though he is not the one who actually flew the kite. Ben devised and supervised the experiment, but he made his son run around the field in the storm trying to get the damn thing in the air. He watched from the relative comfort of a dry barn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 18, 2014 Author Share #16 Posted August 18, 2014 Not bad with Ben the kite. ....... Give me a plot. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 18, 2014 Author Share #17 Posted August 18, 2014 btw, complete failure KT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted August 18, 2014 Share #18 Posted August 18, 2014 Square Wheels, a child's guide to all things funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 18, 2014 Author Share #19 Posted August 18, 2014 SW, your wife is lovely. How/why are you such a dweeb? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted August 18, 2014 Share #20 Posted August 18, 2014 Not bad with Ben the kite. ....... Give me a plot.Well, it could actually be Ben's kite that gets loose during the storm. It flies over the colonies ruled by Puritans and gets a bird's eye view of the not so pure putitans hiding in the woods doing nasty things with the indigenous people. You can expose all kinds of historical facts to the kids that are not in the history books! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 18, 2014 Author Share #21 Posted August 18, 2014 Bob, Bob, Bob.......... You were doing so well. Ben the kite is shelved, tabled, kapoot. I'm thinking of some type of animal, for now let's say Charlie the Purple Carolina Wren, gets displaced and ends up in Pennsylvania where he befriends Nate. From there they become best of friends and share life together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted August 18, 2014 Share #22 Posted August 18, 2014 Fine, keep the little snowflakes in the dark. No one wants to know the real story anyway... :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 18, 2014 Share #23 Posted August 18, 2014 btw, complete failure KT This thread was a complete failure long before I got a hold of it. Jesus couldn't even resurrect this monstrosity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted August 19, 2014 Share #24 Posted August 19, 2014 How about Ben the Kite has the kids bobbing for apples, but he's got the tub in his lap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share #25 Posted August 19, 2014 Pokey, the Persnickety Porcupine. All about Pokey who gets lost on a garbage barge and ends up in New York City. After getting mugged, he somehow makes his way to the deep woods where he is befriended by a kindly soul named Nate. They become fast friends teaching each other about life. The story ends with Pokey leaving this world in the arms of Nate but not before Nate learns the true meaning of love and friendship.; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share #26 Posted August 19, 2014 How about Ben the Kite has the kids bobbing for apples, but he's got the tub in his lap? That's not nice. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted August 19, 2014 Share #27 Posted August 19, 2014 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share #28 Posted August 19, 2014 You LW? :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted August 19, 2014 Share #29 Posted August 19, 2014 are you really doing a children's book? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share #30 Posted August 19, 2014 are you really doing a children's book? Before I answer that I need your signature on this waiver. I will fax to your work tomorrow. Otherwise Pokey will befriend Kate, not Nate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted August 19, 2014 Share #31 Posted August 19, 2014 You LW? Sheesh. Everyone's a critic. (LoneWolf, owner of four very alive cats) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share #32 Posted August 19, 2014 Yay! Pics LW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted August 19, 2014 Share #33 Posted August 19, 2014 Funny you should mention Kate. She was the one who truely understood my Pokeyness. She is gone and I do miss her....but the image of Kate still burns fresh in my minds eye...and when I pee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted August 19, 2014 Share #34 Posted August 19, 2014 Jerry Garcia would make a good name, me thinks. But, which animal? Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 19, 2014 Share #35 Posted August 19, 2014 SW, your wife is lovely. How/why are you such a dweeb? This might just be the post of the week. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted August 19, 2014 Share #36 Posted August 19, 2014 Jerry Garcia would make a good name, me thinks. But, which animal? Couch Kowala bear? Panda bear? Platypus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted August 19, 2014 Share #37 Posted August 19, 2014 Kowala bear? Panda bear? Platypus? Mosquito. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted August 19, 2014 Share #38 Posted August 19, 2014 Well...some of those long jams they did could get pretty annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share #39 Posted August 19, 2014 Jerry Garcia would make a good name, me thinks. But, which animal? Couch Jerry Garcia the homeless chinchilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted August 19, 2014 Share #40 Posted August 19, 2014 Jerry Garcia the homeless chinchilla There you go! Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted August 19, 2014 Share #41 Posted August 19, 2014 Jerry Garcia the homeless chinchilla Brilliant. Make him hairless too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted August 19, 2014 Share #42 Posted August 19, 2014 Not bad with Ben the kite. ....... Give me a plot. While flying one day in South Carolina, a strong wind blows and breaks Ben's string and send him off on a wondrous adventure until he lands in the Atlantic Ocean, become water logged, sinks and drowns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted August 19, 2014 Share #43 Posted August 19, 2014 Not bad with Ben the kite. ....... Give me a plot. One day Ben the Kite is flying and a strong wind blows, snaps his string and sends him off on a wondrous adventure until he lands in tree where he is slowly torn to shreds by the breeze billowing through the branches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted August 19, 2014 Share #44 Posted August 19, 2014 Funny you should mention Kate. She was the one who truely understood my Pokeyness. She is gone and I do miss her....but the image of Kate still burns fresh in my minds eye...and when I pee. Man, herpes must really suck. I'm sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share #45 Posted August 19, 2014 Mr. Silly, May all your socks rot and turn your feet orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted August 19, 2014 Share #46 Posted August 19, 2014 You don't want children to learn import lessons about jaunting off on ill-conceived adventures? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share #47 Posted August 19, 2014 I thinking I'm going to go with Chilton, the Purple Carolina Wren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted August 19, 2014 Share #48 Posted August 19, 2014 Once upon a time, Chilton, the Purple Carolina Wren decided to go on an adventure. Chilton flapped his wings and flew higher and higher. The a big breeze came and blew him over the Atlantic Ocean. There was no place to land. Chilton flapped harder and faster to try to get back to land where he could be safe but the shore just seemed to drift further and further away. Soon Chilton was too tired to continue flying but there was no place to land. He came down on the water where he struggles to stay afloat. He thrashed and thrashed and caught the attention of Timmy the Tiger Shark who put Chilton out of his misery in one bite. The end. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted August 19, 2014 Share #49 Posted August 19, 2014 Chilton was not always purple. When he first started dating Chastity, he was just like all the other Carolina Wrens, uppity and very white. And Chastity, enjoying the attention of this uppity white bird, would invite him into her nest and let him have his way with her. Then Chilton made the big mistake and asked Chastity for her wing in marriage and Boy, did things change. Chilton was henpecked to no end. Stop staying out late Chilton. Our nest needs work Chilton. Take me to dinner Chilton. Buy me imported birdseed Chilton. And when he was not prompt in responding to the ever growing list of demands, yep, you got it, no more having his way. At first, Chilton just got a bit angry and passive aggressive, but soon he began to get depressed and isolated and he began to turn a bit blue between his legs. Soon, he was never leaving the nest. He lost his job at the park crapping on the imported cars and had to give up his membership to the club. He began to put on weight and this just drove Chastity further from him. Now, Chilton is an angry isolted fat, purple Wren, full of anger, shame and french fries. So remember boys and girls, playas gonna playa, haters gonna hate. The end. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share #50 Posted August 19, 2014 I hate you both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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