Nate Posted August 19, 2014 Share #51 Posted August 19, 2014 man, you guys are talking about some fucked up kids books How about a story where he flies off and lands in a new town where people are different than him, but they look after him and he learns new games, eats strange new food, wears different kinds of clothes and has a nice time with the new community? sure beats the fuck out of some poor thing lost at sea or a blue balled, bitter old loner of a chinchilla or whatever the fuck WTF? has life really beat you guys down to a pulp? where's your children's book spirit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 19, 2014 Share #52 Posted August 19, 2014 man, you guys are talking about some fucked up kids books How about a story where he flies off and lands in a new town where people are different than him, but they look after him and he learns new games, eats strange new food, wears different kinds of clothes and has a nice time with the new community? sure beats the fuck out of some poor thing lost at sea or a blue balled, bitter old loner of a chinchilla or whatever the fuck WTF? has life really beat you guys down to a pulp? where's your children's book spirit? We could name the character Nate the Nanny Goat. He could meet the Free Love Clan in Oregan. He could learn about sandals, and dreadlocks, and patchouli and communal living. It would be great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted August 19, 2014 Share #53 Posted August 19, 2014 now you're talking! That's more like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share #54 Posted August 19, 2014 Nate, I was ahead of you on this one. Look at earlier posts. Jsharr sucks. I forbid him to even read the book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 19, 2014 Share #55 Posted August 19, 2014 Square Wheels Squirrel the leader of the SLA. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 19, 2014 Share #56 Posted August 19, 2014 Square Wheels Squirrel the leader of the SLA. Can you flesh this one out a bit. AWWC does not want to really do the work, he just wants the fame, and the money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 19, 2014 Share #57 Posted August 19, 2014 Can you flesh this one out a bit. AWWC does not want to really do the work, he just wants the fame, and the money. Sorry...if it takes more than one minutes thought, I'm not your guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 19, 2014 Share #58 Posted August 19, 2014 Sorry...if it takes more than one minutes thought, I'm not your guy. That's what she said! Which gives me an idea. How about Arty the ADHD Anaconda? He is this giant snake that goes around, attacks people, is just about to squeeze them to death when suddenly... SQUIRREL! What was I saying? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 19, 2014 Share #59 Posted August 19, 2014 That's what she said! Which gives me an idea. How about Arty the ADHD Anaconda? hmm....Arty the Anaconda with Alzheimer's. He eats people but doesn't remember it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share #60 Posted August 19, 2014 pitiful 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 19, 2014 Share #61 Posted August 19, 2014 pitiful You get what you pay for my friend. Send me a retainer and a contract and i will give you the best damned kids book that ever was plagiarized. I will call it the Roly Poly Puppy meets Katy No Pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share #62 Posted August 19, 2014 Yes I understand I get what I pay for with you. Nate however is genius personified,......... His half fanny effort saddens me. Oh, and Mr. Silly is just insane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted August 19, 2014 Share #63 Posted August 19, 2014 hey, I have to work the bug count down so I can go on vacation next week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 19, 2014 Share #64 Posted August 19, 2014 Yes I understand I get what I pay for with you. Nate however is genius personified,......... His half fanny effort saddens me. Oh, and Mr. Silly is just insane Who couldn't love an Andaconda with Alzheimers? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 19, 2014 Share #65 Posted August 19, 2014 hey, I have to work the bug count down so I can go on vacation next week you too? Where you going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 19, 2014 Share #66 Posted August 19, 2014 Petite the Post Menopausal Python could be a follow up book. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 19, 2014 Share #67 Posted August 19, 2014 Petite the Post Menopausal Python could be a follow up book. Ricky the Rattlesnake with Rickets could be a the last part of the trilogy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 19, 2014 Share #68 Posted August 19, 2014 Airwick the Albino Echidna? It could be about how the different looking outcast animal overcomes prejudice and fear to become accepted and loved by his own kind and everyone he meets on his adventures. He travels on the back of Eloise the Emu and they go on walk about all over Australia. Airwick will be loved because of his oft used comforting retort " Don't worry, everything's gonna be all white." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 19, 2014 Share #69 Posted August 19, 2014 Airwick the Albino Echidna? It could be about how the different looking outcast animal overcomes prejudice and fear to become accepted and loved by his own kind and everyone he meets on his adventures. He travels on the back of Eloise the Emu and they go on walk about all over Australia Will it have Ebola? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 19, 2014 Share #70 Posted August 19, 2014 Will it have Ebola? No, Airwick will cure Ebola actually, create racial accord in Missouri and will skip and frolic in the park with Nate and BoSox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 19, 2014 Share #71 Posted August 19, 2014 No, Airwick will cure Ebola actually, create racial accord in Missouri and will skip and frolic in the park with Nate and BoSox. Air boy...there's your kids book right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted August 19, 2014 Share #72 Posted August 19, 2014 Hyman the Hasidic Hyena. Hangs himself after studying the Torah on Dec 25 while all his friends are enjoying Christmas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share #73 Posted August 19, 2014 sad, really, really, really sad. sick individuals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 19, 2014 Share #74 Posted August 19, 2014 So I won? when can I expect the retainer to arrive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share #75 Posted August 19, 2014 the same moment SW posts a funny reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted August 19, 2014 Share #76 Posted August 19, 2014 the same moment SW posts a funny reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share #77 Posted August 19, 2014 I like that you tried. You failed, but you tried. Please contact Mr. Silly for tips, suggestions, help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted August 19, 2014 Share #78 Posted August 19, 2014 I like that you tried. You failed, but you tried. Please contact Mr. Silly for tips, suggestions, help. He sent me this, I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 19, 2014 Share #79 Posted August 19, 2014 The other side is in braille Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 19, 2014 Share #80 Posted August 19, 2014 He sent me this, I don't get it. download.jpg See SW, now that is funny. But you have to do better than simply reposting someone else's funny in the blind hope that you riding their coattails will make you appear funny as well. It does't work the tray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 19, 2014 Share #81 Posted August 19, 2014 The other side is in braille Now that's funny. SW take note. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share #82 Posted August 19, 2014 Someone needs to illustrate the book. Draw me a purple Carolina wren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 19, 2014 Share #83 Posted August 19, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share #84 Posted August 19, 2014 Very nice but Chilton is a bit more flamboyant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solution jsharr ★ Posted August 19, 2014 Solution Share #85 Posted August 19, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 20, 2014 Share #86 Posted August 20, 2014 I cannot wait to see flamboyant Chilton in print. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 20, 2014 Share #87 Posted August 20, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted August 20, 2014 Author Share #88 Posted August 20, 2014 "Carolina wrens mate for life....." Such beautiful birds with a gorgeous song. Their song will break your heart when they lose their mate. Chilton will find love with Courtney, a beautiful Carolina wren from a wealthy Greenville wren family. Courtney disobeys her family to follow Chilton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted August 20, 2014 Share #89 Posted August 20, 2014 Courtney has eyes for Leila the Lesbian Lark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 20, 2014 Share #90 Posted August 20, 2014 Courtney has eyes for Leila the Lesbian Lark. Yay! Scissoring birds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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