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Are you a nonprofit? Ok, the company, not you personally. If you are a nonprofit, can I write off the fuel when I come back to help out?

Yes.  I am a non-profit.  The company is as well. :)

 

I will have to check, but I assume that you could write off fuel?  That is a great question. 

 

Can I write off hookers and blow now that I have a non-profit LLC?

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Will you be selling stock?  I want in on this.

No, I only have one stock.  It is currently on my Remington 870.  If I sold the stock on it then I would have no way to bust a cap in bad guys if they broke in. 

 

Ok, that's a lie.  I do have more ways to bust a cap into bad guys but that's the only stock I have and I really don't want to sell it.

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No, I only have one stock.  It is currently on my Remington 870.  If I sold the stock on it then I would have no way to bust a cap in bad guys if they broke in. 

 

Ok, that's a lie.  I do have more ways to bust a cap into bad guys but that's the only stock I have and I really don't want to sell it.

You were not lying when you said you were very dumb.  I like honesty in a man, even a dumb man.

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Now that you are a business, Mr Obama wants you to pay for all the people who voted for him to sit around and do nothing but sell drugs and then riot when the police try and do their job

There are several pharmaceutical reps in my neighborhood.  But I have yet to see them riot.  They are too busy driving around in their suits and perfect hair.  Their smiles are worth more than my house.

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Are you a nonprofit? Ok, the company, not you personally. If you are a nonprofit, can I write off the fuel when I come back to help out?

 

You can deduct $0.14 per mile for volunteer work for a charitable organization:  https://www.independentsector.org/vehicle_mileage

 

A round trip of 3,400 miles will net you a $476 deduction.  You can also deduct "out of pocket" expenses if the Parr8hed doesn't reimburse you.  For the record, the IRS doesn't recognize whisky, hookers and blow as compensation.

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That sounds like some Joe Pesci Lethal Weapon 2 shit.

 where do you think they got the idea?

 

ok,ok...I got another one....you said you were going to get some casinos to sponsor you right? So we set up a system to take bets on the events

 

first I lose a big stack of cash (which gives you the money I want to launder)

 

 

then you rig one of the races so that a long shot wins and I get the money back so clean I got to pay taxes on it

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Wow, Nate and C_L, the original south eastern mafia.  who knew?

 

Oh yea, ...for me it started when I worked with the Teamsters to get the cement for the parking lot at Nateland, then I needed some favors when PETA tried to have me shut down for the critter powered rides. When we upgraded the roadkill menu, I had to grease some politicians at the Dept of Health and when the EPA came down on us for the porta potties dumping strait in to the creek, I had to make some friends in the sanitation commission. I don't know about Texas, but here in PA it ain't the boy scouts who are in charge of that stuff

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Oh yea, ...for me it started when I worked with the Teamsters to get the cement for the parking lot at Nateland, then I needed some favors when PETA tried to have me shut down for the critter powered rides. When we upgraded the roadkill menu, I had to grease some politicians at the Dept of Health and when the EPA came down on us for the porta potties dumping strait in to the creek, I had to make some friends in the sanitation commission. I don't know about Texas, but here in PA it ain't the boy scouts who are in charge of that stuff

How come I never seen any royalty checks from Nateland?  Most of your best ideas came from my box of brains.

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How come I never seen any royalty checks from Nateland?  Most of your best ideas came from my box of brains.

 

business has been slow this season

 

so your percentage of the revenues didn't even buy the postage stamp to send you the check with :(

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business has been slow this season

 

so your percentage of the revenues didn't even buy the postage stamp to send you the check with :(

Maybe you need to throw in some free chittlins with every visit to draw a crowd.  Or maybe let them watch when Ellie Mae goes skinny dippin in the cement pond.

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it took an awfully large number of replies for someone to get to this.

 

Stop diverting.  You didn't answer the question and you certainly didn't post any pics.  You keep the Forumites waiting much longer and this place will make the New York City draft riots look like nursery school.

 

What will you call the first race?  Parr8's Money Laundering Hooker and Blow Three Way to Benefit the Southern Mafia?

 

You didn't put the word "Diversity" in there.  That's racist!

;) 

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Stop diverting.  You didn't answer the question and you certainly didn't post any pics.  You keep the Forumites waiting much longer and this place will make the New York City draft riots look like nursery school.

 

 

You didn't put the word "Diversity" in there.  That's racist!

;)

Sorry, by leg work I did actually mean tracking down all of the stuff I had to do.  not stripping, pole dancing, or hooking. 

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