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Wilbur has brushed us off, Kzoo has stopped rating our parodies, Ralph is slowly drifting away...

None of this would be happening if Cheese was here.  The forum without Cheese is like chili without beans.  It's okay as a condiment on a hot dog, but as a stand-alone dish, it sucks.   :( 

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3 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said:

I don’t know, because I don’t know what bee got under his bonnet. 

Cheese wears a bonnet?  :o

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Maybe if we have a contest and whoever has the most posts next month wins a free casement window and a case of moon pies. Once we get him posting for a month maybe he will stick around?

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18 minutes ago, Clark said:

...to get @AirwickWithCheese to return to the forum?  This "hold the cheese" crap is getting old!  :angry:

I have tried multiple times.  Worked a couple of times when I forwarded RO pics for him to post, but only in those posts, then he skedaddled.  Maybe if Greenville wasn't so beautiful or if it was infested with space aliens, then he might return.

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3 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said:

Soitenly!

Admit it, Ralph.  If Cheese was here, you would be posting like it was 1999!  :)

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10 minutes ago, Randomguy said:

I have tried multiple times.  Worked a couple of times when I forwarded RO pics for him to post, but only in those posts, then he skedaddled.  Maybe if Greenville wasn't so beautiful or if it was infested with space aliens, then he might return.

What if a group of us went to Greenville dressed as space aliens and we kidnapped him?  We could put him in a secluded cabin somewhere and force him to post.  No post, no Little Debbies or Dr Pepper.  Then we could use internet brainwashing techniques to get his mind "right".  And even if we drive him completely insane, crazy Cheese is still better than no Cheese at all.   :)

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7 minutes ago, Clark said:

What if a group of us went to Greenville dressed as space aliens and we kidnapped him?  We could put him in a secluded cabin somewhere and force him to post.  No post, no Little Debbies or Dr Pepper.  Then we could use internet brainwashing techniques to get his mind "right".  And even if we drive him completely insane, crazy Cheese is still better than no Cheese at all.   :)

This could work.

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44 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said:

I don’t know, because I don’t know what bee got under his bonnet. 

Politics

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1 minute ago, Clark said:

I thought politics was supposed to be forbidden here.  

Only bad politics.

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2 minutes ago, Square Wheels said:

I called him an ass, you mean like that?

Gee, I wonder why he never answered your text or email?  :huh:

Sometimes, we have to kiss ass, if it is for the greater good.  :)

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13 hours ago, Clark said:

Gee, I wonder why he never answered your text or email?  :huh:

Sometimes, we have to kiss ass, if it is for the greater good.  :)

I groveled, a lot.

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14 hours ago, Clark said:

What if a group of us went to Greenville dressed as space aliens and we kidnapped him?  We could put him in a secluded cabin somewhere and force him to post.  No post, no Little Debbies or Dr Pepper.  Then we could use internet brainwashing techniques to get his mind "right".  And even if we drive him completely insane, crazy Cheese is still better than no Cheese at all.   :)

Well, it didn't work the last time, there's no expectation it would work a second time.

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1 hour ago, Square Wheels said:

I groveled, a lot.

I pleaded, too.  Perhaps if we spoke about the weather in Greenville some more, in addition to beginning an even more intense campaign of groveling, or even an email and declaration signed by us all, plus promises to send delicacies of various sorts to entice him.  Jsharrt, you are going to have to give up that puppy plus Martha to make this happen, this is just the way it has to be.  Kirby, can you also provide your favorite sister to Cheese if that will seal the deal?

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1 hour ago, Randomguy said:

Jsharrt, you are going to have to give up that puppy plus Martha to make this happen

I think this is true.  @jsharr can always get another puppy and another Martha, but we can't get another Cheese.   :(

 

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Just now, Clark said:

< crickets >  :mellow:

I think he is on hiatus with Wilbur and Cheese.  They are like the Three Musketeers, or Mouseketeers or some such.

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6 minutes ago, jsharr said:

They are like the Three Musketeers, or Mouseketeers or some such.

I know you wanted to say Stooges, but you controlled yourself.  I'm pretty sure I know which one is Moe;  the other two, I'm not sure.   :D

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1 minute ago, Clark said:

I know you wanted to say Stooges, but you controlled yourself.  I'm pretty sure I know which one is Moe;  the other two, I'm not sure.   :D

there were four stooges

Scott Asheton, Drummer in the Stooges, Is Dead at 64 - The New York Times

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