The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted August 22, 2014 Share #1 Posted August 22, 2014 Obama's fault. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 22, 2014 Share #2 Posted August 22, 2014 I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share #3 Posted August 22, 2014 I laughed. So, this has happened to you too? Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 22, 2014 Share #4 Posted August 22, 2014 Obama's fault. I'm sure someone wants it to be GWB's fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 22, 2014 Share #5 Posted August 22, 2014 If you replaced the ketchup with a can of Bush's baked beans, whose fault would it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share #6 Posted August 22, 2014 If you replaced the ketchup with a can of Bush's baked beans, whose fault would it be? Jerry's. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 22, 2014 Share #7 Posted August 22, 2014 Jerry's. Couch the one from St. Louis or that nasty rat bastard sock puppet guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 22, 2014 Share #8 Posted August 22, 2014 So, this has happened to you too? Couch Not really. I just pull some out with a knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 22, 2014 Share #9 Posted August 22, 2014 Not really. I just pull some out with a knife. If you have Heinz 57 Ketchup in the glass bottle, you are supposed to hit the bottle with the edge of your hand right on the 57. Hold the bottle with the opening angled downward and strike horizoitally with your hand on the 57. Works every time most of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 22, 2014 Share #10 Posted August 22, 2014 The guy in the black shirt with white stripes is right. The rest are bottom dwelling, wrong, mouth breathers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 22, 2014 Share #11 Posted August 22, 2014 If you have Heinz 57 Ketchup in the glass bottle, you are supposed to hit the bottle with the edge of your hand right on the 57. Hold the bottle with the opening angled downward and strike horizoitally with your hand on the 57. Works every time most of the time. I bet she can just suck the tomatoes out of the bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 22, 2014 Share #12 Posted August 22, 2014 I laughed. Me, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 22, 2014 Share #13 Posted August 22, 2014 So, this has happened to you too? Couch That happened to me once, in my pants. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 22, 2014 Share #14 Posted August 22, 2014 That happened to me once, in my pants. If Couch does not mark your answer Best Answer, I hope Inge bites his doodle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted August 22, 2014 Share #15 Posted August 22, 2014 Obama's fault. Couch Oh for goodness sake! It's not anyone's fault. It's just an example of how ketchup is a non-Newtonian fluid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted August 22, 2014 Share #16 Posted August 22, 2014 Oh for goodness sake! It's not anyone's fault. It's just an example of how ketchup is a non-Newtonian fluid. Ahhh - disobeys the law of gravity, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted August 22, 2014 Share #17 Posted August 22, 2014 It's just an example of how ketchup is a non-Newtonian fluid. There's a more important question. Is ketchup an actual food, with genuine nutritional value? I wonder if it's an alien food-like substance, devoid of any and all goodness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealot Posted August 23, 2014 Share #18 Posted August 23, 2014 Hmmmm. I rarely get my time card in 'on time'. They want it four days early. Yet, that's not when it's due. And with what I do, my time gets charged to many different projects. And from day to day I cannot say exactly how much time will be charged to what until that day is done. So, I'm that person. Not entitled, but trying to keep it straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted August 23, 2014 Share #19 Posted August 23, 2014 There's a more important question. Is ketchup an actual food, with genuine nutritional value? I wonder if it's an alien food-like substance, devoid of any and all goodness. I have a feeling that catsup (ketchup) could be decent without all the sugar and crap in it. If it was more tomatoe-ey it would be great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted August 23, 2014 Share #20 Posted August 23, 2014 Hmmmm. I rarely get my time card in 'on time'. They want it four days early. Yet, that's not when it's due. And with what I do, my time gets charged to many different projects. And from day to day I cannot say exactly how much time will be charged to what until that day is done. So, I'm that person. Not entitled, but trying to keep it straight. That is my workplace to a tee. Going above and beyond the rules to make our lives hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted August 24, 2014 Author Share #21 Posted August 24, 2014 Oh for goodness sake! It's not anyone's fault. It's just an example of how ketchup is a non-Newtonian fluid. When Obama designed non-newtonian fluids, he fucked it them all up. You just can't trust a bureaucratic deity. Couch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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