Dirtyhip Posted August 22, 2014 Share #1 Posted August 22, 2014 I am doing GREAT today. Some young man came in to ask how to use the water fountain. I politely got up and walked over there and said ... "You push the button, See." <water starts to splurt upwards> He says "Oh, now I feel like an idiot." I reply to him "No problem" I walk away. Then, I realize my reply was not too appropriate. No problem making you feel like an idiot. HAHA!!!!! I think I need to go home for the weekend, before I jab my letter opener into someone. <kidding,,,,,I am not violent, just a little bitchy> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted August 22, 2014 Share #2 Posted August 22, 2014 hey, on the East Coast busting on idiots is just one of life's simple pleasures Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 22, 2014 Share #3 Posted August 22, 2014 hey, on the East Coast busting on idiots is just one of life's simple pleasures You can't operate a drinking fountain, can you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted August 22, 2014 Share #4 Posted August 22, 2014 I am doing GREAT today. Some young man came in to ask how to use the water fountain. I politely got up and walked over there and said ... "You push the button, See." <water starts to splurt upwards> He says "Oh, now I feel like an idiot." I reply to him "No problem" I walk away. Then, I realize my reply was not too appropriate. No problem making you feel like an idiot. HAHA!!!!! I think I need to go home for the weekend, before I jab my letter opener into someone. <kidding,,,,,I am not violent, just a little bitchy> He didn't do it just to watch you Ben Dover, did he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share #5 Posted August 22, 2014 He didn't do it just to watch you Ben Dover, did he? The button is at chest level. I just had to extend my arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted August 22, 2014 Share #6 Posted August 22, 2014 You can't operate a drinking fountain, can you? ...no. I tried to figure it out, but I got slickered by some city fella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 22, 2014 Share #7 Posted August 22, 2014 I am doing GREAT today. Some young man came in to ask how to use the water fountain. I politely got up and walked over there and said ... "You push the button, See." <water starts to splurt upwards> He says "Oh, now I feel like an idiot." I reply to him "No problem" I walk away. Then, I realize my reply was not too appropriate. No problem making you feel like an idiot. HAHA!!!!! I think I need to go home for the weekend, before I jab my letter opener into someone. <kidding,,,,,I am not violent, just a little bitchy> Was he from Pennsyvlania and have a 'woody' kind of complexion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted August 22, 2014 Share #8 Posted August 22, 2014 I just made someone feel like an idiot This is a goal for me at work. One day I get a voice mail from work at 4am that one of the main machines is down and it was down most of the night. I go into work early, I look at the big machine for a bout 3 seconds and ask the third shift supervisor did you push the reset button? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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