jsharr ★ Posted August 25, 2014 Share #1 Posted August 25, 2014 To Readers Digest Violets are blue, Kzoo is slow My boss is an asshole Cuz my BP is low He sent me home Said go to the doc I got in my truck and yelled Go suck my cock. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 25, 2014 Share #2 Posted August 25, 2014 To Readers Digest Violets are blue, So is the sky My boss is an asshole Cuz my BP is high. He sent me home Said go to the doc I got in my truck and yelled Go suck my cock. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 25, 2014 Share #3 Posted August 25, 2014 8.5 Good attention to detail. The only thing that kept this from approaching the perfect 10 was you deviated from the flow of the OP text. Otherwise, great job on the creativity. Oh, and it had a beat that you could dance to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 25, 2014 Share #4 Posted August 25, 2014 Don't fall for it, jsharr. He's giving you a high score to try to make you nice and not want him to have to prove his parody meter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share #5 Posted August 25, 2014 8.5 Good attention to detail. The only thing that kept this from approaching the perfect 10 was you deviated from the flow of the OP text. Otherwise, great job on the creativity. Oh, and it had a beat that you could dance to. Good catch. Now it agrees with the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 25, 2014 Share #6 Posted August 25, 2014 Good catch. Now it agrees with the OP. . Thanks for the updated text. I just ran it through the Parody Meter again…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0.63 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share #7 Posted August 25, 2014 Thanks for the updated text. I just ran it through the Parody Meter again…. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0.63 You suck worse than that guy's boss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 25, 2014 Share #8 Posted August 25, 2014 You suck worse than that guy's boss. Hey, I just report the findings. If you screw up, don't blame it on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share #9 Posted August 25, 2014 Hey, I just report the findings. If you screw up, don't blame it on me. Just keep the first score please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted August 25, 2014 Share #10 Posted August 25, 2014 Just keep the first score please. Umpossible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 25, 2014 Share #11 Posted August 25, 2014 I want to broadcast the following poem to my entire company (on the day I retire) Noel, Noel, Noel May all my enemies go to hell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted August 26, 2014 Share #12 Posted August 26, 2014 That's a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted August 26, 2014 Share #13 Posted August 26, 2014 I want to know how long you sat there trying to come up with that pome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 26, 2014 Author Share #14 Posted August 26, 2014 I want to know how long you sat there trying to come up with that pome? all of about 30 seconds. I am sort of like a prophet for funny. I hear funny voices in my head and I post what they say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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