Dirtyhip Posted August 29, 2014 Share #1 Posted August 29, 2014 If I tell you to meet me at 6, I mean 6. Now I am hangin out on a corner...like a hooker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted August 29, 2014 Share #2 Posted August 29, 2014 In my book, if I'm not 10 minutes early, I'm late... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted August 29, 2014 Share #3 Posted August 29, 2014 maybe they meant 6am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted August 29, 2014 Share #4 Posted August 29, 2014 like a hooker. Did you remember to bring the blow? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted August 29, 2014 Share #5 Posted August 29, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share #6 Posted August 29, 2014 Great. Now some scummy motorcyclist just eyed me like ... oh yeah. I feel dirty now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted August 29, 2014 Share #7 Posted August 29, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted August 29, 2014 Share #8 Posted August 29, 2014 If I tell you to meet me at 6, I mean 6. Now I am hangin out on a corner...like a hooker. Number one fight with my wife. She generally tried to leave no more than 5 minutes before an appointment no matter where it is with no regard to traffic, etc.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted August 29, 2014 Share #9 Posted August 29, 2014 Are you wearing 'those' shoes? Then that's why you're getting the looks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted August 29, 2014 Share #10 Posted August 29, 2014 Are you wearing 'those' shoes? Then that's why you're getting the looks. Oh yes...the ones with the crisscross ankle straps. mmmmmmm........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted August 29, 2014 Share #11 Posted August 29, 2014 6 in a big city means anywhere from 6:00 to 6:30. You are expected to know ways to entertain yourself if you get there first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted August 29, 2014 Share #12 Posted August 29, 2014 Any offers yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted August 29, 2014 Share #13 Posted August 29, 2014 Did you remember panties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted August 29, 2014 Share #14 Posted August 29, 2014 Did you remember panties? That would be counter-productive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted August 29, 2014 Share #15 Posted August 29, 2014 If I tell you to meet me at 6, I mean 6. Now I am hangin out on a corner...like a hooker. Definitely post of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted August 29, 2014 Share #16 Posted August 29, 2014 Has she been heard from since her last post here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted August 29, 2014 Share #17 Posted August 29, 2014 Maybe DH has stumbled onto a new and more satisfying career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share #18 Posted August 29, 2014 I'd make a hell of a lot more money than I do now, if I did that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted August 29, 2014 Share #19 Posted August 29, 2014 Maybe DH has stumbled onto a new and more satisfying career. "Queen of The Mounting"? I'm sorry in advance. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted August 29, 2014 Share #20 Posted August 29, 2014 I'd make a hell of a lot more money than I do now, if I did that. Yeah, but think about the lip wrinkles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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