KrAzY Posted August 31, 2014 Share #1 Posted August 31, 2014 Well without UTFG.. This was my Soc homework from the first day of class... I knew all but 5 of the questions (I'm done with my work, and not looking for answers!) A few you might not know since they are about WI. I should have photocopied this list and made one with stupid made up answers... What was I thinking... I figure if you do not know what half of these are off the top of your head.,.. you do not know your 'Merica! 1.) Edward Joseph Snowden 2.) CINCO De MAyo 3.) Tammy Baldwin 4.) Jerome E Listecki 5.) Michael Brown (Ferguson, MO) 6.) FDA 7.) Chris Abele 8.) Medicaid 9.) Holocaust 10.) ATF 11.) Jimmy Carter 12.) W-2 Program 13.) ACLU 14.) Hospice 15.) NAACP 16.) Miranda Rights 17.) ADA 18.) Sonia Sotomayer 19.) HUD 20.) Tommy Thompson 21.) DOMA 22.) Glass Ceiling 23.) FMLA 24.) LGBT 25.) Karl Marx 26.) Roe vs. Wade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted August 31, 2014 Share #2 Posted August 31, 2014 Don't know Jack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted August 31, 2014 Share #3 Posted August 31, 2014 Don't know Jack. I know jack...he's an ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 2, 2014 Share #4 Posted September 2, 2014 Those are names or topics or somesuch, but not questions. You can't fool me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted September 2, 2014 Share #5 Posted September 2, 2014 I know jack...he's an ass. The Jack I know is a shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted September 2, 2014 Share #6 Posted September 2, 2014 Don't know Jack. Daniels? Yeah, I know him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 2, 2014 Share #7 Posted September 2, 2014 These were so easy! 1.)What happened when Eddie Joe got stuck in the blizzard? Edward Joseph Snowden 2.)What do you call it when your sink is full of condiments? CINCO De MAyo 3.) What happened when Tammy shaved her head in a game of truth or dare? Tammy Baldwin 4.) Who likes techie lists? Jerome E Listecki 5.) Name someone generic from Ferguson, MO? Michael Brown (Ferguson, MO) 6.) What do you say when you are pissed at DA? FDA 7.) What do you melt metal in? Chris Abele 8.) What happens if a medic has unprotected sex? Medicaid 9.) If you take the middle out of your caust you have a? Holocaust 10.) What fluid do you add to some Ford power steering pumps? ATF 11.) Name a president with a redneck for a brother? Jimmy Carter 12.) How do you make the W-2 remote turn off your TV? W-2 Program 13.) What is the best place to learn about Anterior Cruciate Ligaments? ACLU 14.) What is a whore’s favorite spice? Hospice 15.) What do you find in NAAC’s urinal? NAACP 16.) What is the opposite of Miranda Lefts? Miranda Rights 17.) If you need more A what do you do? ADA 18.) Who is sort of the mayor of Soto? Sonia Sotomayer 19.) What does a harelipped quarterback say? HUD 20.) Who invented the Tommy Gun? Tommy Thompson 21.) What do you add to cile to get a house? DOMA 22.) What is a bad thing to have if you live under a tree full of birds? Glass Ceiling 23.) What comes before FMLB? FMLA 24.) What is worse than a BLT? LGBT 25.) What did Karl’s dad find carved into the tree in the back yard? Karl Marx 26.) What can you do to cross a river is you have row boat? Roe vs. Wade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 2, 2014 Share #8 Posted September 2, 2014 These were so easy! 1.)What happened when Eddie Joe got stuck in the blizzard? Edward Joseph Snowden 2.)What do you call it when your sink is full of condiments? CINCO De MAyo 3.) What happened when Tammy shaved her head in a game of truth or dare? Tammy Baldwin 4.) Who likes techie lists? Jerome E Listecki 5.) Name someone generic from Ferguson, MO? Michael Brown (Ferguson, MO) 6.) What do you say when you are pissed at DA? FDA 7.) What do you melt metal in? Chris Abele 8.) What happens if a medic has unprotected sex? Medicaid 9.) If you take the middle out of your caust you have a? Holocaust 10.) What fluid do you add to some Ford power steering pumps? ATF 11.) Name a president with a redneck for a brother? Jimmy Carter 12.) How do you make the W-2 remote turn off your TV? W-2 Program 13.) What is the best place to learn about Anterior Cruciate Ligaments? ACLU 14.) What is a whore’s favorite spice? Hospice 15.) What do you find in NAAC’s urinal? NAACP 16.) What is the opposite of Miranda Lefts? Miranda Rights 17.) If you need more A what do you do? ADA 18.) Who is sort of the mayor of Soto? Sonia Sotomayer 19.) What does a harelipped quarterback say? HUD 20.) Who invented the Tommy Gun? Tommy Thompson 21.) What do you add to cile to get a house? DOMA 22.) What is a bad thing to have if you live under a tree full of birds? Glass Ceiling 23.) What comes before FMLB? FMLA 24.) What is worse than a BLT? LGBT 25.) What did Karl’s dad find carved into the tree in the back yard? Karl Marx 26.) What can you do to cross a river is you have row boat? Roe vs. Wade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 2, 2014 Share #9 Posted September 2, 2014 These were so easy! 1.)What happened when Eddie Joe got stuck in the blizzard? Edward Joseph Snowden 2.)What do you call it when your sink is full of condiments? CINCO De MAyo 3.) What happened when Tammy shaved her head in a game of truth or dare? Tammy Baldwin 4.) Who likes techie lists? Jerome E Listecki 5.) Name someone generic from Ferguson, MO? Michael Brown (Ferguson, MO) 6.) What do you say when you are pissed at DA? FDA 7.) What do you melt metal in? Chris Abele 8.) What happens if a medic has unprotected sex? Medicaid 9.) If you take the middle out of your caust you have a? Holocaust 10.) What fluid do you add to some Ford power steering pumps? ATF 11.) Name a president with a redneck for a brother? Jimmy Carter 12.) How do you make the W-2 remote turn off your TV? W-2 Program 13.) What is the best place to learn about Anterior Cruciate Ligaments? ACLU 14.) What is a whore’s favorite spice? Hospice 15.) What do you find in NAAC’s urinal? NAACP 16.) What is the opposite of Miranda Lefts? Miranda Rights 17.) If you need more A what do you do? ADA 18.) Who is sort of the mayor of Soto? Sonia Sotomayer 19.) What does a harelipped quarterback say? HUD 20.) Who invented the Tommy Gun? Tommy Thompson 21.) What do you add to cile to get a house? DOMA 22.) What is a bad thing to have if you live under a tree full of birds? Glass Ceiling 23.) What comes before FMLB? FMLA 24.) What is worse than a BLT? LGBT 25.) What did Karl’s dad find carved into the tree in the back yard? Karl Marx 26.) What can you do to cross a river is you have row boat? Roe vs. Wade You worked way too hard at this. But good job. Now I know that if I have a question about anything, I can turn to you as the Man of Knowledge. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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