Popular Post AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Popular Post Share #1 Posted April 30, 2021 Last Thursday I stopped at McDonald's for an egg McMuffin. Innocent enough I thought. Big sign at drive-thru for frozen Cokes, any size for 1.69. Worth a gamble I thought. Hoping to find the equivalent of the old fashioned ICEE. It was very close and delicious. 8 days later I'm on my 24th frozen Coke. This morning I decided to celebrate the weekend by getting 2 egg McMuffins and two frozen Cokes. 1 for the 5 minute drive home and 1 for the McMuffins. They inform me at the window the frozen Coke machine is cycling and it's a fifteen minute wait. I'm processing this when she says,"Why not try the cherry Coke or blueberry?" I've avoided deviating from the frozen Coke believing it's best not to expect another miracle and a close replication of the cherry ICEE. You see, the cherry ICEE was my favorite. I didn't believe it would be possible. I had ordered the two frozen Cokes until she gave me the bad news at window. Ok, I'll take one Cherry Coke please. "Just one?" I thought about it knowing this would be the most important decision I'd make today. Yes just the one. "Ok, but the blueberry is delicious too." I took my first draw before the cabriolet made it off the property and onto Wade Hampton directly across from my beloved former Kmart. Turn around now and get another cherry and one blueberry screamed my inner voice. Traffic did not allow. The cherry frozen Coke is almost as good as the original. It was gone before I made it home. I ate the 2 McMuffins in silence while waiting for M*A* S*H to end. Now I must return. 5 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted April 30, 2021 Share #2 Posted April 30, 2021 26 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: 8 days later I'm on my 24th frozen Coke. !!!!! 27 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Wade Hampton Any chance that traitor to the US will have his name removed anytime soon? Can't expect it, I guess, but seems Maybe just calling it "29" or "The Boulevard"? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bikeguy Posted April 30, 2021 Share #3 Posted April 30, 2021 Step 1: Honesty After many years of denial, recovery can begin when with one simple admission of being powerless over alcohol frozen Coke. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 30, 2021 Share #4 Posted April 30, 2021 If you would just get a job at McDonalds, you could get all this stuff at cost. Might be a zero sum game at the end of each shift. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solution Randomguy Posted April 30, 2021 Solution Share #5 Posted April 30, 2021 It is almost peach shake time at Chick-fil=A, so you can ween off of the frozey coke products with those. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share #6 Posted April 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, Randomguy said: It is almost peach shake time at Chick-fil=A, so you can ween off of the frozey coke products with those. You jest but you stumbled half-assed into the truth 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted April 30, 2021 Share #7 Posted April 30, 2021 23 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: You jest but you stumbled half-assed into the truth The sugar monster has got hold of you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share #8 Posted April 30, 2021 7 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said: The sugar monster has got hold of you. I love her. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 30, 2021 Share #9 Posted April 30, 2021 1 minute ago, AirwickWithCheese said: I love her. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted April 30, 2021 Share #10 Posted April 30, 2021 1 minute ago, AirwickWithCheese said: I love her. It is a love/hate thing for me and that duplicitous sugar whore! She is worse than Celine Dion! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted April 30, 2021 Share #11 Posted April 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: It is a love/hate thing for me and that duplicitous sugar whore! She is worse than Celine Dion! 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted April 30, 2021 Share #12 Posted April 30, 2021 Just now, AirwickWithCheese said: I love her. She is a siren and you will wind up on the rocks. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted April 30, 2021 Share #13 Posted April 30, 2021 Sorry, cheese, jsharrt is tearing it up in your thread. He thanks you I am sure. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 30, 2021 Share #14 Posted April 30, 2021 Just celebrate finding something new to bring you joy! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share #15 Posted April 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, Kirby said: Just celebrate finding something new to bring you joy! I am indeed considering the blueberry. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 30, 2021 Share #16 Posted April 30, 2021 41 minutes ago, jsharr said: Avatar worthy. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted April 30, 2021 Share #17 Posted April 30, 2021 8 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said: I am indeed considering the blueberry. I expect the cherry will be better than blueberry, but how will you know if you don't try? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted April 30, 2021 Share #18 Posted April 30, 2021 4 hours ago, AirwickWithCheese said: I might have a slight problem 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wilbur ★ Posted April 30, 2021 Popular Post Share #19 Posted April 30, 2021 5 hours ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Last Thursday I stopped at McDonald's for an egg McMuffin. Innocent enough I thought. Big sign at drive-thru for frozen Cokes, any size for 1.69. Worth a gamble I thought. Hoping to find the equivalent of the old fashioned ICEE. It was very close and delicious. 8 days later I'm on my 24th frozen Coke. This morning I decided to celebrate the weekend by getting 2 egg McMuffins and two frozen Cokes. 1 for the 5 minute drive home and 1 for the McMuffins. They inform me at the window the frozen Coke machine is cycling and it's a fifteen minute wait. I'm processing this when she says,"Why not try the cherry Coke or blueberry?" I've avoided deviating from the frozen Coke believing it's best not to expect another miracle and a close replication of the cherry ICEE. You see, the cherry ICEE was my favorite. I didn't believe it would be possible. I had ordered the two frozen Cokes until she gave me the bad news at window. Ok, I'll take one Cherry Coke please. "Just one?" I thought about it knowing this would be the most important decision I'd make today. Yes just the one. "Ok, but the blueberry is delicious too." I took my first draw before the cabriolet made it off the property and onto Wade Hampton directly across from my beloved former Kmart. Turn around now and get another cherry and one blueberry screamed my inner voice. Traffic did not allow. The cherry frozen Coke is almost as good as the original. It was gone before I made it home. I ate the 2 McMuffins in silence while waiting for M*A* S*H to end. Now I must return. I will make you a new belt. 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share #20 Posted April 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Wilbur said: I will make you a new belt. I've gone to suspenders. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted April 30, 2021 Author Share #21 Posted April 30, 2021 I do not have a problem! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted April 30, 2021 Share #22 Posted April 30, 2021 Next time they are out of frozen Coke, try the insulin slushee instead. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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