petitepedal ★ Posted September 1, 2014 Share #1 Posted September 1, 2014 The is this damn Amish cow across from LongJohn's. She/he was now lowing but bellowing just as I would start to doz off....it would bellow!! Oh well. I eventually thought of it as a train and fell asleep..but boy...I was tempted to hunt down an axe!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted September 1, 2014 Share #2 Posted September 1, 2014 The bedroom Mrs. LJ and I use is off the other side of the house and we never heard a thing. Might be we are just used to it. We can hear the neighbor's Jackass that lives a mile up the road when he decides to greet visitors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team scooter Posted September 1, 2014 Share #3 Posted September 1, 2014 Last night I couldn't sleep because it sounded like someone was blasting Foreigner music in our usually quiet neighborhood. Turns out Foreigner was performing live at our local fairgrounds. Four miles away! Jukebox hero my azz, turn it down! http://www.foreigneronline.com/tourdates.html 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted September 1, 2014 Share #4 Posted September 1, 2014 The bedroom Mrs. LJ and I use is off the other side of the house and we never heard a thing. Might be we are just used to it. We can hear the neighbor's Jackass that lives a mile up the road when he decides to greet visitors. Our neighbors say that they can hear my wife's jackass as well. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 1, 2014 Share #5 Posted September 1, 2014 Our neighbors say that they can hear my wife's jackass as well. I knew a jackass joke was in order, but you put a nice twist on it, jack. Nice. And scooter certainly wins the Mr. Kimball non Sequiter prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 1, 2014 Share #6 Posted September 1, 2014 So Amish cows are more annoying than Catholic cows? That is certainly a phrase you don;t hear very often - "damn Amish cow" I need to work it into my vocabulary. And it is nice to hear of Amish people and nudists co-existing peacefully side by side. Give you hope that someday we might actually have peace in the Middle East. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 1, 2014 Share #7 Posted September 1, 2014 And it is nice to hear of Amish people and nudists co-existing peacefully side by side. Give you hope that someday we might actually have peace in the Middle East. I have always imagined that teenage Amish boys have copies of Playboys and Hustler hidden under their beds just like all other red-blooded American boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 1, 2014 Share #8 Posted September 1, 2014 I have always imagined that teenage Amish boys have copies of Playboys and Hustler hidden under their beds just like all other red-blooded American boys. There is just no stopping the corrupting power of us western infidels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 1, 2014 Share #9 Posted September 1, 2014 There is just no stopping the corrupting power of us western infidels. That and the fact that all any teenage boy really gives a crap about is seeing a naked woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 1, 2014 Share #10 Posted September 1, 2014 That and the fact that all any teenage boy really gives a crap about is seeing a naked woman. And the best part is it is totally as nature intended. We are totally innocent bystanders, victims of circumstance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 1, 2014 Share #11 Posted September 1, 2014 And the best part is it is totally as nature intended. We are totally innocent bystanders, victims of circumstance. I remember my mother finding my stash of Playboy's on a few occasions. She would go nuts. She thought my brother and I were total degenerates. Strangely enough, my father never said a word. BTW, Motu and I have done an excellent job of derailing this thread, just so you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 1, 2014 Share #12 Posted September 1, 2014 I remember my mother finding my stash of Playboy's on a few occasions. She would go nuts. She thought my brother and I were total degenerates. Strangely enough, my father never said a word. BTW, Motu and I have done an excellent job of derailing this thread, just so you know. A good thread is like an old river, meandering and changing course after a storm, etc.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieQ Posted September 1, 2014 Share #13 Posted September 1, 2014 The sad thing is that a lot of the time when you hear cow bellowing like that it's because their calf has been taken away so humans can consume dairy products Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted September 1, 2014 Share #14 Posted September 1, 2014 Amish teenagers have been known to toss their leftover beer and empty cans into my yard before they get home. I recycle the cans for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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