Square Wheels Posted September 1, 2014 Share #1 Posted September 1, 2014 Frosting that is. Should a pop-tart, in particular a brown sugar and cinnamon pop tart, be frosted or unfrosted? I say all pop-tarts should be frosted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted September 1, 2014 Share #2 Posted September 1, 2014 Frosted! you always need that extra bit of non cardboard flavor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 1, 2014 Share #3 Posted September 1, 2014 Who cares? I aint eating them..... Sugar, trans-fats, preservatives...yuck! (except on a long bike ride....they fit right into the back jersey pockets perfectly ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 1, 2014 Share #4 Posted September 1, 2014 Ignored. Yeah, that;s it. Poptarts should be ignored. Although, as a kid I did love the iced brown sugar cinnamon. If you are going to eat junk, might as well go all the way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 2, 2014 Share #5 Posted September 2, 2014 There really is no point if there isn't frosting on a pop-tart. The people that would buy unfrosted pop-tarts are horrid aliens, who would anal-probe you if you give them the chance. You could know one and not even realize it, unless they have unfrosted pop-tarts or find them anally probing you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 2, 2014 Share #6 Posted September 2, 2014 There really is no point if there isn't frosting on a pop-tart. The people that would buy unfrosted pop-tarts are horrid aliens, who would anal-probe you if you give them the chance. You could know one and not even realize it, unless they have unfrosted pop-tarts or find them anally probing you. This is good advice. I have been anally probed twice and I have always suspected that while I was sedated, the probers were eating unfrosted pop-tarts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted September 2, 2014 Share #7 Posted September 2, 2014 There really is no point if there isn't frosting on a pop-tart. The people that would buy unfrosted pop-tarts are horrid aliens, who would anal-probe you if you give them the chance. You could know one and not even realize it, unless they have unfrosted pop-tarts or find them anally probing you.I dated a woman that preferred nonfrosted Pop-tarts and she enjoyed being thoroughly analprobed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted September 2, 2014 Share #8 Posted September 2, 2014 That is one of my favorite Pop-Tart flavors!!! And they need to have the frosting! They are boring without it. mmmmmm..... Blueberry is my second favorite, and it needs frosting too. Pop-Tarts without frosting just ain't right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted September 2, 2014 Share #9 Posted September 2, 2014 Who cares? I aint eating them..... Sugar, trans-fats, preservatives...yuck! (except on a long bike ride....they fit right into the back jersey pockets perfectly ) ^^^^This They're nothing but a chemical shit storm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 2, 2014 Share #10 Posted September 2, 2014 Hot or cold? Raw untoastered Pop Tarts are not worth eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 2, 2014 Author Share #11 Posted September 2, 2014 ^^^^This They're nothing but a chemical shit storm. That may be true, but I'd still eat one now if I could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 2, 2014 Share #12 Posted September 2, 2014 Hot or cold? Raw untoastered Pop Tarts are not worth eating. This is true. A nice unfrosted, toasted tart with butter slathered on top is delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted September 2, 2014 Share #13 Posted September 2, 2014 That may be true, but I'd still eat one now if I could. Better you than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 2, 2014 Share #14 Posted September 2, 2014 Better you than me. Pop tarts are especially good with some delicious instant coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted September 2, 2014 Share #15 Posted September 2, 2014 Pop tarts are especially good with some delicious instant coffee. You are dead to me, Roadrunner. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 2, 2014 Share #16 Posted September 2, 2014 You are dead to me, Roadrunner. If I knew that's all it took, I'd of had a little Folger's instant and a cinnamon Pop Tart long ago. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 2, 2014 Share #17 Posted September 2, 2014 If I knew that's all it took, I'd of had a little Folger's instant and a cinnamon Pop Tart long ago. Can I join you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 2, 2014 Share #18 Posted September 2, 2014 Can I join you? Any time Bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 2, 2014 Share #19 Posted September 2, 2014 If I am going to eat them, they better have the frosting with the sprinkles. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted September 2, 2014 Share #20 Posted September 2, 2014 Chemical shitstorm, maybe, but a pop-tart once in a while won't kill you. .....Will it? I haven't had one in a couple years - I don't miss them a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 2, 2014 Share #21 Posted September 2, 2014 Diet is about balance. I am pretty strict with our diets, but there is some wiggle room. My body is amazing with what I can do with it. Once in a while I add a processed snack here and there and I try not to fret about it. It helps keep me on the path with my kale salads and other healthy stuff I cram down my throat. This weekend I had a pepsi and a snickers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 2, 2014 Share #22 Posted September 2, 2014 Diet is about balance. I am pretty strict with our diets, but there is some wiggle room. My body is amazing with what I can do with it. Once in a while I add a processed snack here and there and I try not to fret about it. It helps keep me on the path with my kale salads and other healthy stuff I cram down my throat. This weekend I had a pepsi and a snickers. an occasional snack of crap won't kill you. It's when people eat that crap everyday that it hurts them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted September 2, 2014 Share #23 Posted September 2, 2014 Listed on the ingredient label are four types of sugars: brown sugar, corn syrup, dextrose and high-fructose corn syrup. They also contain TBHQ, (Tertiary Butylhydroquinone) which is used to assist in leavening but is also used as a corrosion inhibitor in bio diesel and is also found in resins, lacquers and varnishes. Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate which is also used to remove iron stains in leather treatments. Bon appetit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted September 2, 2014 Share #24 Posted September 2, 2014 Unfrosted, with a schmear of butter on top! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 2, 2014 Share #25 Posted September 2, 2014 Listed on the ingredient label are four types of sugars: brown sugar, corn syrup, dextrose and high-fructose corn syrup. They also contain TBHQ, (Tertiary Butylhydroquinone) which is used to assist in leavening but is also used as a corrosion inhibitor in bio diesel and is also found in resins, lacquers and varnishes. Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate which is also used to remove iron stains in leather treatments. Bon appetit. It's where they get their flavor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 2, 2014 Share #26 Posted September 2, 2014 This is true. A nice unfrosted, toasted tart with butter slathered on top is delicious. I believe you could get your ass kicked for saying something like that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 2, 2014 Author Share #27 Posted September 2, 2014 I bought a box of cinnamon gluten free toaster pastries. This was for a scientific endeavor, I didn't want to actually buy them. They only come unfrosted. I put it in the toaster over for a few minutes, then as a few here have suggested, put some butter on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted September 2, 2014 Share #28 Posted September 2, 2014 With, definitely with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 3, 2014 Share #29 Posted September 3, 2014 Unfrosted, with a schmear of butter on top! When you aliens anally probe someone, do you put butter on them first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted September 3, 2014 Share #30 Posted September 3, 2014 When you aliens anally probe someone, do you put butter on them first? Well, duh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted September 3, 2014 Share #31 Posted September 3, 2014 When you aliens anally probe someone, do you put butter on them first? I'd ask my wife who would put butter on butter if she could, but she's a pregnant red head. I fear I wouldn't survive to give you the answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted September 3, 2014 Share #32 Posted September 3, 2014 I'd ask my wife who would put butter on butter if she could, but she's a pregnant red head. I fear I wouldn't survive to give you the answer. LOL. I've used the "unlikely to survive" phase over the years to describe many a Wo2 interaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted September 3, 2014 Share #33 Posted September 3, 2014 I'd ask my wife who would put butter on butter if she could, but she's a pregnant red head. I fear I wouldn't survive to give you the answer. Asking a pregnant woman food questions is just a bad idea in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 3, 2014 Share #34 Posted September 3, 2014 I'd ask my wife who would put butter on butter if she could, but she's a pregnant red head. I fear I wouldn't survive to give you the answer. If your wife was into anal probing,you would not be dealing with the other issue now. Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted September 3, 2014 Share #35 Posted September 3, 2014 When you aliens anally probe someone, do you put butter on them first? Of course...just ask Marlon Brando. Oh wait...he's dead isn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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