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I wish them each lots of luck.

How does one suddenly divorced, ensure the vulture gold diggers stay away with that type of wealth?

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1 hour ago, AirwickWithCheese said:

Obviously she's almost as insane as crazy Bill now.

I wish I was crazy like Bill, then I could afford to have proper casement windows installed at Cheese Manor for a birthday gift.

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Just now, shootingstar said:

I wish them each lots of luck.

How does one suddenly divorced, ensure the vulture gold diggers stay away with that type of wealth?

They are probably super-insulated from the rabble.  I think rich folks look for other rich folks often, so they don't have to wonder if somebody is in it for the money.

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If they split it evenly, that's $134,000,000,000 divided by 2 and Bill sold most of his Microsoft stock long ago so the money isn't tied up there.

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10 hours ago, MickinMD said:

If they split it evenly, that's $134,000,000,000 divided by 2 and Bill sold most of his Microsoft stock long ago so the money isn't tied up there.

He can't take it with him. It's going to be tough spending $134 billion before he dies.

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I don't think Bill cares a huge amount that he has to share the money he was gonna give away anyway, and she is purportedly going to continue that as well.  Good for them for being civil, at least publicly, and using a vast fortune to do vast good.

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I just read part of the settlement decree.

My biggest take away is that Melinda gets to keep all of their houses, but Bill get to keep all the Windows™.

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25 minutes ago, jsharr said:

I just read part of the settlement decree.

My biggest take away is that Melinda gets to keep all of their houses, but Bill get to keep all the Windows™.

What's the joke to eye roll ratio in your household?

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46 minutes ago, denniS said:

What's the joke to eye roll ratio in your household?

eye rolls are WAY in the lead

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So I'm imagining they really didn't intend to split, but knew they needed to chat with a therapist.  And the therapist couldn't help but start off with "Did you reboot?"

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22 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said:

You know he's going to get in the last Word.

What is your PowerPoint?

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5 minutes ago, jsharr said:

What is your PowerPoint?

If they split the wealth 50/50, half of everything is still everything.

So it's not surprising they each have a great Outlook.

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11 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said:

If they split the wealth 50/50, half of everything is still everything.

So it's not surprising they each have a great Outlook.

You Excel at posting comments 

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34 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said:

If they split the wealth 50/50, half of everything is still everything.

So it's not surprising they each have a great Outlook.

That works out to ruffley 65 billion each and if you invest that and get a 5% return it works out to a shit ton of money. 

I think that they will be ok.......I wonder if they would like to sponsor a vintage sidecar team. 

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9 minutes ago, BR46 said:I wonder if they would like to sponsor a vintage sidecar team. 

Do you know any?

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10 minutes ago, Randomguy said:

Do you know any?

There's one that comes to mind

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34 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said:

To be totally honest, the last few posts I dredged out of the Recycle Bin.

I did not know you had Access to that 

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