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4 minutes ago, AirwickWithCheese said:

Bob!   

What? Cassandra Peterson is 70 years old this year and still cute as hell.

And I only had to change a couple letters in the title, so I went for the low hanging fruit.

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17 minutes ago, UglyBob said:

What? Cassandra Peterson is 70 years old this year and still cute as hell.

And I only had to change a couple letters in the title, so I went for the low hanging fruit.

Yeah, mistress and mattress is a parody opportunity made in heaven. :D

 

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21 minutes ago, UglyBob said:

What? Cassandra Peterson is 70 years old this year and still cute as hell.

And I only had to change a couple letters in the title, so I went for the low hanging fruit.

Peterson auditioned for the role of Ginger Grant for the third Gilligan's Island television movie in 1981, shortly before KHJ-TV offered her the horror host position.[7] 

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39 minutes ago, UglyBob said:

What? Cassandra Peterson is 70 years old this year and still cute as hell.

And I only had to change a couple letters in the title, so I went for the low hanging fruit.

Being a writer.., you could have embellished the original text too.  I mean there was even mention of latex!  Talk about hanging a curve ball out over the plate.

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