jsharr ★ Posted September 2, 2014 Share #1 Posted September 2, 2014 Seriously, who in the heck would invent a tiny spider that jumps on you, stabs you with a needle like appendage that dissolves your flesh so that it can drink a "human skin smoothie" and then drop off and attack another human? Oh, and to say "Thanks for the you flavored smoothie" the damn things leave a huge ass bump that itches and if you scratch it, it itches more? When I am in charge of a planet, it will not have chiggers. It will have bugs that jump on you, bite you, which will cause you to have an orgasm, and enhanced physique and a sense of humor. When it drops off, it will pay your mortgage for that month. I will call them "not chiggers" or some such. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted September 2, 2014 Share #2 Posted September 2, 2014 Wah-wah-wah...quit your whining! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 2, 2014 Author Share #3 Posted September 2, 2014 Wah-wah-wah...quit your whining! I hope chiggers attack your privates in large numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 2, 2014 Author Share #4 Posted September 2, 2014 No I don't. Sorry, man, that was just a mean thing to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 2, 2014 Share #5 Posted September 2, 2014 I am a walking mosquito bite right now. I counted 22 of them, but I think there is more. The rail trail ride we did was loaded with 'em. I don't know about these chiggers that you speak of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted September 2, 2014 Share #6 Posted September 2, 2014 Can't you just put the wheels down on your house and tow it to a chiggerless area? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 2, 2014 Share #7 Posted September 2, 2014 Can't you just put the wheels down on your house and tow it to a chiggerless area? cinder blocks are in the way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 2, 2014 Author Share #8 Posted September 2, 2014 Can't you just put the wheels down on your house and tow it to a chiggerless area? I hope you fall into a vat of chiggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 2, 2014 Author Share #9 Posted September 2, 2014 Okay, no I don't that would be a horrible thing to happen to those poor chiggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoneWolf Posted September 2, 2014 Share #10 Posted September 2, 2014 Dude's right. Chiggers are something you do not want. They like dogs, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 2, 2014 Author Share #11 Posted September 2, 2014 I am a walking mosquito bite right now. I counted 22 of them, but I think there is more. The rail trail ride we did was loaded with 'em. I don't know about these chiggers that you speak of. Imagine a mosquito bite delivered by a tiny almost invisible spider. but instead of sucking your blood, the mosquito spider pumps you full of an enzyme that dissolves your flesh and it drinks you, not just your blood. Oh, and it itches about 10 times worse than a mosquito bite and can take weeks to heal. I think that they are made when tornados hit trailer parks. Only thing I can figure out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted September 2, 2014 Share #12 Posted September 2, 2014 Did they infest the sofa on your front porch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 2, 2014 Author Share #13 Posted September 2, 2014 Did they infest the sofa on your front porch? I am going to have sister and my cousin and my wife beat you up. She is tougher than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 2, 2014 Share #14 Posted September 2, 2014 I looked this up. They don't live out West. You guys down South are the lucky ones, I heard they were in Grenada, but I never got attacked. Are they also called no see ums? They had sand flies in Grenada. I heard they could be terrible to deal with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted September 2, 2014 Share #15 Posted September 2, 2014 I am going to have sister and my cousin and my wife beat you up. She is tougher than me. Those are all the same person, aren't they? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted September 2, 2014 Share #16 Posted September 2, 2014 Seriously, who in the heck would invent a tiny spider that jumps on you, stabs you with a needle like appendage that dissolves your flesh so that it can drink a "human skin smoothie" and then drop off and attack another human? Oh, and to say "Thanks for the you flavored smoothie" the damn things leave a huge ass bump that itches and if you scratch it, it itches more? When I am in charge of a planet, it will not have chiggers. It will have bugs that jump on you, bite you, which will cause you to have an orgasm, and enhanced physique and a sense of humor. When it drops off, it will pay your mortgage for that month. I will call them "not chiggers" or some such.they are all God's creatures. Stop your whining. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 2, 2014 Share #17 Posted September 2, 2014 I am a walking mosquito bite right now. I counted 22 of them, but I think there is more. The rail trail ride we did was loaded with 'em. I don't know about these chiggers that you speak of. It pisses Mrs. Ralph off royally that she gets eaten by mosquitoes and they barely bother me at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 2, 2014 Share #18 Posted September 2, 2014 They seem to love me. I am type O blood. I hear they prefer me. There was a scientific article written about it. Lucky me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted September 2, 2014 Share #19 Posted September 2, 2014 One of my favorite blues musicians. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieQ Posted September 3, 2014 Share #20 Posted September 3, 2014 I didn't know chiggers were spiders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 3, 2014 Author Share #21 Posted September 3, 2014 I didn't know chiggers were spiders They are ararchnids. The sucky bitey larval stage has only six legs. The adult stage has eight legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 3, 2014 Share #22 Posted September 3, 2014 I nominate this post for whine of the week! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 3, 2014 Share #23 Posted September 3, 2014 Pics of your pain and suffering are always appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 3, 2014 Author Share #24 Posted September 3, 2014 Pics of your pain and suffering are always appreciated. The chiggers bit my poor son on parts that his father should never photograph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted September 3, 2014 Share #25 Posted September 3, 2014 Chiggers suck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealot Posted September 3, 2014 Share #26 Posted September 3, 2014 Haven't had chiggers since I was a kid. They do suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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