Square Wheels Posted May 12, 2021 Share #1 Posted May 12, 2021 High level of self confidence Smart Quick to laugh 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Razors Edge ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Popular Post Share #2 Posted May 12, 2021 $ $$ $$$ 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 12, 2021 Share #3 Posted May 12, 2021 Just now, Square Wheels said: High level of self confidence Smart Quick to laugh Money That's a good start What's this looking for a mate thing? Does one need more than one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #4 Posted May 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: That's a good start What's this looking for a mate thing? Does one need more than one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealot Posted May 12, 2021 Share #5 Posted May 12, 2021 Everything she is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kirby Posted May 12, 2021 Popular Post Share #6 Posted May 12, 2021 My parents always said that a bad disposition should be a disqualifying trait and I tend to agree. It's emotionally tiring to live with someone who gets upset over little things Life is hard enough without "making a misery" 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #7 Posted May 12, 2021 I'd add a willingness to wear green! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealot Posted May 12, 2021 Share #8 Posted May 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: I'd add a willingness to wear green! There is that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted May 12, 2021 Share #9 Posted May 12, 2021 6 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: I'd add a willingness to wear green! You're disgusting. You're objectifying someone's daughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #10 Posted May 12, 2021 Just now, Kzoo said: You're disgusting. You're objectifying someone's daughter. Or someone's past/present/future mate! Rowr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted May 12, 2021 Share #11 Posted May 12, 2021 24 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: I'd add a willingness to wear green! I’d be fine if she didn’t have the green on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BuffJim Posted May 12, 2021 Popular Post Share #12 Posted May 12, 2021 I dated several women who on the first date bored me. No Thanks. BuffCarla doesn’t bore me. She often exasperates me, but doesn’t bore me. 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #13 Posted May 12, 2021 likes tolerates race cars. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #14 Posted May 12, 2021 11 minutes ago, BuffJim said: I’d be fine if she didn’t have the green on. I like that you intimidate @Kzoo so much he won't say a word about your comment And I agree with your comment! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #15 Posted May 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Kzoo said: That's a good start What's this looking for a mate thing? Does one need more than one? I might need another one, I don’t do well living alone. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted May 12, 2021 Share #16 Posted May 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Square Wheels said: High level of self confidence Smart Quick to laugh These, plus low maintenance. I could not be with someone who it would take an hour to do hair and makeup and the right clothes just to go to buy groceries. Someone who is as comfortable sitting on a rock by a lake eating rehydrated food out of a backpack as they are at a Michelin star restaurant. Someone who is nice to people, even people you know they don't like. But most attractive of all, as I am about as physically appealing as a bag of bruised apples, is they need to be attracted to me too 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #17 Posted May 12, 2021 5 minutes ago, Zephyr said: But most attractive of all, as I am about as physically appealing as a bag of bruised apples, is they need to be attracted to me too It seems, maybe the question is... "Why would a smart person with a high level of self confidence & who is quick to laugh be attracted to us*?" * @Randomguy need not answer as it is obvious why for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted May 12, 2021 Share #18 Posted May 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: "Why would a smart person with a high level of self confidence & who is quick to laugh be attracted to us*? She drinks. She drinks a lot. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #19 Posted May 12, 2021 Just now, Zephyr said: She drinks. She drinks a lot. So THAT'S what should lead our list - heavy drinker! 1) Find a bar 2) Find a woman/man/??? that is: a) self confident b) smart c) quick to laugh 3) go for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealot Posted May 12, 2021 Share #20 Posted May 12, 2021 17 minutes ago, Zephyr said: These, plus low maintenance. I could not be with someone who it would take an hour to do hair and makeup and the right clothes just to go to buy groceries. Someone who is as comfortable sitting on a rock by a lake eating rehydrated food out of a backpack as they are at a Michelin star restaurant. Someone who is nice to people, even people you know they don't like. But most attractive of all, as I am about as physically appealing as a bag of bruised apples, is they need to be attracted to me too AMEN!!!! And this is Mrs Z. 😊 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groupw Posted May 12, 2021 Share #21 Posted May 12, 2021 38 minutes ago, Longjohn said: I might need another one, I don’t do well living alone. When my grandma passed, I was 14. Guessing her and grandpa were in mid 50's. He re-married quickly after she passed because he was lonely. Turned out she was a horrible woman. She was a gold digger. It only took a few years for him to divorce her. He never re-married, but a few years later, he found a woman who was very kind and stayed with him until he passed away. I never got to meet her because she stayed in AZ when he came up to visit, (we couldn't afford to go down there at the time), but Mom went down when he was having health issues and was thrilled he had her down there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #22 Posted May 12, 2021 56 minutes ago, Longjohn said: I might need another one, I don’t do well living alone. 12 minutes ago, groupw said: When my grandma passed, I was 14. Guessing her and grandpa were in mid 50's. He re-married quickly after she passed because he was lonely. Turned out she was a horrible woman. She was a gold digger. It only took a few years for him to divorce her. He never re-married, but a few years later, he found a woman who was very kind and stayed with him until he passed away. I never got to meet her because she stayed in AZ when he came up to visit, (we couldn't afford to go down there at the time), but Mom went down when he was having health issues and was thrilled he had her down there. My FiL, whose estate we are settling out here in CA, lost his wife of 40+years (I think they hit 50 years). He was a classic "strong" guy, but he did take it super hard, and ended up attending the local bereavement group at his church. He started dating (was a relative "catch"), but eventually found a woman in the group that really matched him well. She was also a widow and had her own money, and they spent the last 6 years of his life together. She was (is still) a good person who definitely made his life better and he actually grew a lot as a person from the "fresh" relationship - new dynamics, new energy, new ideas. Folks can have more than one love in their lives and each is unique. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #23 Posted May 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Square Wheels said: High level of self confidence Smart Quick to laugh I guess I don’t meet your high falutin’ standards then. I knew there was no hope for us. Oh well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #24 Posted May 12, 2021 Someone who likes the outdoors and realizes a rubber duck might be the most important piece of equipment you pack. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted May 12, 2021 Author Share #25 Posted May 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, Old No. 7 said: I guess I don’t meet your high falutin’ standards then. I knew there was no hope for us. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted May 12, 2021 Share #26 Posted May 12, 2021 Guillable. To believe the stories I'd have to tell to get her to date me. I used to think "willing to laugh" but then I realized it was "at me" so I dropped that requirement. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted May 12, 2021 Share #27 Posted May 12, 2021 Adventures. Will give anything a try. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #28 Posted May 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, BR46 said: Adventures. Will give anything a try. Coffee mugs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #29 Posted May 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Zephyr said: But most attractive of all, as I am about as physically appealing as a bag of bruised apples, is they need to be attracted to me too Not true! SW has a man crush on you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #30 Posted May 12, 2021 48 minutes ago, Square Wheels said: Another answer of mine stolen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #31 Posted May 12, 2021 I'd say, though, that perhaps Groucho said it best in a few different ways: I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member. I don’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member. I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #32 Posted May 12, 2021 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 12, 2021 Share #33 Posted May 12, 2021 3 hours ago, BuffJim said: I dated several women who on the first date bored me. No Thanks. BuffCarla doesn’t bore me. She often exasperates me, but doesn’t bore me. I kind of dug her, let her know that I approve of your match still. When are you guys coming back here? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 12, 2021 Share #34 Posted May 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Kzoo said: You're disgusting. You're objectifying someone's daughter. She isn't just going to magically objectify herself, you know! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 12, 2021 Share #35 Posted May 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Longjohn said: I might need another one, I don’t do well living alone. Your bike and a sex robot should be plenty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #36 Posted May 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Your bike and a sex robot should be plenty. I don’t have a big enough tent when I go camping. My tent is big enough for me and my bike. Maybe I should look for a bigger tent?. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groupw Posted May 12, 2021 Share #37 Posted May 12, 2021 15 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: I'd say, though, that perhaps Groucho said it best in a few different ways: I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. I don’t want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member. I don’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member. I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. When people want to get political, I tell them I’m a Groucho Marxist and this statement is my party platform! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #38 Posted May 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Longjohn said: I don’t have a big enough tent when I go camping. My tent is big enough for me and my bike. Maybe I should look for a bigger tent?. sex robots can sleep outdoors. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 12, 2021 Share #39 Posted May 12, 2021 Why haven't any of you perverts said "boobs" yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 12, 2021 Share #40 Posted May 12, 2021 Just now, jsharr said: sex robots can sleep outdoors. Can they also function as bug zappers if you get crabs somehow? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #41 Posted May 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: Can they also function as bug zappers if you get crabs somehow? yes. bug zappers, power banks to recharge your phone, their eyes can illuminate and be used as lanterns. They really are good for so much more than just sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #42 Posted May 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Why haven't any of you perverts said "boobs" yet? Obviously, you misinterpreted, "High level of self confidence". Clearly, SW was talking about a nice set of boobs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #43 Posted May 12, 2021 I was bike camping with a lady from Wisconsin one year. I had just bought a cheap tent for the trip. The problem was the rain fly was the same size as opening in the tent that the fly was supposed to cover. No overlap. She laughed when we had tornado warnings the one night. She said you ain’t sleeping with me, I just have room for me and my bike. The tornado blew over all the portable toilets but we didn’t get any rain with it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #44 Posted May 12, 2021 7 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Why haven't any of you perverts said "boobs" yet? I mentioned her 'huge" tracts of land.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 12, 2021 Share #45 Posted May 12, 2021 Breathing is good. Necrophilia isn't as great as it sounds. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #46 Posted May 12, 2021 7 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Why haven't any of you perverts said "boobs" yet? Well I like boobs but they are not a priority for a man in his seventies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted May 12, 2021 Share #47 Posted May 12, 2021 6 minutes ago, Longjohn said: Well I like boobs but they are not a priority for a man in his seventies. Please explain... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 12, 2021 Share #48 Posted May 12, 2021 5 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Please explain... When men and women age, gravity has a way of changing the landscape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted May 12, 2021 Share #49 Posted May 12, 2021 7 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Please explain... I really do not want to see a 70 year old dude with boobs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted May 12, 2021 Share #50 Posted May 12, 2021 1 minute ago, jsharr said: I really do not want to see a 70 year old dude with boobs. Then you better kill yourself before you turn 70. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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