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10 minutes ago, Kzoo said:

Shut. Up.

 

Have we given up on the Bot returning?  Sure, PB was a worthless, no-good, rusted pile of broken bits riddled with syphilis and tetanus (and a strange new Commie accent), but he was at least consistently crappy!  We need consistent crap here. Regularity is underrated.

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18 minutes ago, Razors Edge said:

Have we given up on the Bot returning?  Sure, PB was a worthless, no-good, rusted pile of broken bits riddled with syphilis and tetanus (and a strange new Commie accent), but he was at least consistently crappy!  We need consistent crap here. Regularity is underrated.

It is not a bot.  It is a meter.  Please keep that clear.  And no we have not given up on it.  It is currently back in Paducah for repairs of damage caused by falling off the back of a delivery truck in southern Ohio.

And your attempt at parody, while a valiant try, sucked.  

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Just now, Kzoo said:

the back of a delivery truck in southern Ohio.

Usually @donkpow charges for his salvage operations. What did he hit you up for to get the PB PM back?

1 minute ago, Kzoo said:

It is not a bot.  It is a meter. 

You can't spell "botulism" without "bot", and that useless lump of squirrelly bits is a primary carrier of that awfulness, and while syphilitic and tetanus-ridden are generally terms that jump to mind when writing of him, don't downplay the importance of the many lesser named ones - flatulent, gonorrhific, obsolete, and, of course, botulistic!

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