kingtermite Posted September 4, 2014 Share #1 Posted September 4, 2014 13 and 20 were my favorites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealot Posted September 4, 2014 Share #2 Posted September 4, 2014 Great way to begin my day!! Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zealot Posted September 4, 2014 Share #3 Posted September 4, 2014 A man was seated next to a blonde on an airplane. Shortly after the take off, he turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the man, "What would you like to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the man. "How about nuclear power?" he smiled. "OK," she said, "that could be an interesting topic, but let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The man, visibly surprised by the blonde's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the blonde replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know crap?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted September 4, 2014 Share #4 Posted September 4, 2014 Fresh prints! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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