Dirtyhip Posted September 5, 2014 Share #1 Posted September 5, 2014 I hate this! K said it would help me rest that shoulder. Resting sucks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted September 5, 2014 Share #2 Posted September 5, 2014 I hate this! K said it would help me rest that shoulder. Resting sucks! Did you hurt your shoulder holding K's beers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 5, 2014 Author Share #3 Posted September 5, 2014 Did you hurt your shoulder holding K's beers? Um...no. you're on thin ice, man. <grouchy> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris... Posted September 5, 2014 Share #4 Posted September 5, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted September 5, 2014 Share #5 Posted September 5, 2014 if you separated your shoulder, that's all that anybody can do the big thing is to get the weight of your arm off of your shoulder joint. Its the only joint in the body completely supported by muscle you can go and throw money at some quack and have him take MRIs and everything else and then he's going to put you in a sling so save the money and put on a sling and let it heal up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 5, 2014 Author Share #6 Posted September 5, 2014 Every single motherfer wants to come to my desk and ask me one million questions about my injury. It's pissin me off. I hate the ... nagging and people saying I should be more careful. F you...ok 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted September 5, 2014 Share #7 Posted September 5, 2014 tell them you threw your arm out of socket bitch slapping morons 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted September 5, 2014 Share #8 Posted September 5, 2014 Screw careful!!! Go ride hard, crash and put the other shoulder in a sling! Then make someone else do your work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 5, 2014 Author Share #9 Posted September 5, 2014 haha... yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted September 5, 2014 Share #10 Posted September 5, 2014 Every single motherfer wants to come to my desk and ask me one million questions about my injury. It's pissin me off. I hate the ... nagging and people saying I should be more careful. F you...okyou gotta make up a cool cover story for how you got injured. You know that nasty abdominal scar I have? I got that when an Iraqi impaled me with his bayonet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 5, 2014 Share #11 Posted September 5, 2014 So that really was you shooting the shotgun yesterday? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr Posted September 5, 2014 Share #12 Posted September 5, 2014 Your injury story needs to involve a bus load of Nuns and Orphans about to go over a cliff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 5, 2014 Author Share #13 Posted September 5, 2014 So that really was you shooting the shotgun yesterday? i know better. i stick to 20 gauge, myself. my family taught me all about ammo loads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted September 5, 2014 Share #14 Posted September 5, 2014 Your injury story needs to involve a bus load of Nuns and Orphans about to go over a cliff.... You just need to decide whether it ends with you savng them or pushing them over. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 5, 2014 Author Share #15 Posted September 5, 2014 my iphone is much better than a keyboard. it does the shift key for me. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted September 5, 2014 Share #16 Posted September 5, 2014 I hate this! K said it would help me rest that shoulder. Resting sucks! You should be more careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 5, 2014 Author Share #17 Posted September 5, 2014 You should be more careful. you should shut the hell up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted September 5, 2014 Share #18 Posted September 5, 2014 You really should have a cover story. Think up one that makes them uncomfortable for asking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 5, 2014 Share #19 Posted September 5, 2014 You really should have a cover story. Think up one that makes them uncomfortable for asking. Ya, something like - "I was at the pump track the other day and I was trying to catch the 2 women that just busted my butt. Next thing you know, my shoulder gives out. It's tough getting old." That should work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted September 5, 2014 Author Share #20 Posted September 5, 2014 i was riding with my bitches. it got really loose and out of control. my shoulder took the force of the hit. truthful... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted September 5, 2014 Share #21 Posted September 5, 2014 I just tell them that my wife beats me if don't do what she wants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 5, 2014 Share #22 Posted September 5, 2014 Did you hurt your shoulder holding K's beers? Or doing the "shake weight" thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 5, 2014 Share #23 Posted September 5, 2014 Aggressive scissoring can be quite dangerous. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted September 5, 2014 Share #24 Posted September 5, 2014 Did you hurt your shoulder holding K's beers? No.. she was pole dancing on the picnic table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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