Square Wheels Posted September 8, 2014 Share #1 Posted September 8, 2014 I took a shower with my wife last week. Not only did she was her feet, she washed the bottoms of her feet. In my 50 years of life, I have never washed my feet once. I rarely even wash my legs unless I've been riding outside. I figure runoff soapy water works its way down and does what it needs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 2Far ★ Posted September 8, 2014 Popular Post Share #2 Posted September 8, 2014 Yes. Yes you are. So, you took a shower with your wife and she had to wash herself? Your doing more wrong here than not washing your feet. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 8, 2014 Share #3 Posted September 8, 2014 Yes, you are filthy and disgusting. I always wash my legs and feet. Do you wash your back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share #4 Posted September 8, 2014 Do you wash your back? Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted September 8, 2014 Share #5 Posted September 8, 2014 I am willing to bet you wash your face with the same soap you was your butt with... Don't cha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share #6 Posted September 8, 2014 Great, now I need dedicated butt soap? How about this? This might work too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 8, 2014 Share #7 Posted September 8, 2014 I am willing to bet you wash your face with the same soap you was your butt with... Don't cha? Yes, but if you use a liquid soap, it's not a problem. I use this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted September 8, 2014 Share #8 Posted September 8, 2014 Don't forget about the towel also! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 8, 2014 Share #9 Posted September 8, 2014 Don't forget about the towel also! I would hope that after an adequate washing, all parts of my body are equally clean. I hope you don't need a brown towel for your butt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted September 8, 2014 Share #10 Posted September 8, 2014 yes go wash your feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share #11 Posted September 8, 2014 Forget, this is getting too complicated. I'll stay disgusting. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted September 8, 2014 Share #12 Posted September 8, 2014 I took a shower with my wife last week. Not only did she was her feet, she washed the bottoms of her feet. In my 50 years of life, I have never washed my feet once. I rarely even wash my legs unless I've been riding outside. I figure runoff soapy water works its way down and does what it needs. When I showered with your wife last week, I don't recall her washing her feet at all. In fact, I'm not sure if there was any 'washing' going on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 8, 2014 Share #13 Posted September 8, 2014 I wash my feet top and bottom and between my toes every day when I shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 8, 2014 Share #14 Posted September 8, 2014 Maybe SW is too fat to bend over and wash his feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 8, 2014 Share #15 Posted September 8, 2014 Maybe SW is too fat to bend over and wash his feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted September 8, 2014 Share #16 Posted September 8, 2014 When I showered with your wife last week, I don't recall her washing her feet at all. In fact, I'm not sure if there was any 'washing' going on. OK, I did LOL at that! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Road Runner Posted September 8, 2014 Popular Post Share #17 Posted September 8, 2014 When I showered with your wife last week, I don't recall her washing her feet at all. In fact, I'm not sure if there was any 'washing' going on. Due to her incessant screaming for help, no doubt. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share #18 Posted September 8, 2014 When I showered with your wife last week, I don't recall her washing her feet at all. In fact, I'm not sure if there was any 'washing' going on. She's known as being one of the tougher prison guards. She did feel bad for you when you dropped the soap. Are you able to sit down yet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 8, 2014 Share #19 Posted September 8, 2014 She's known as being one of the tougher prison guards. She did feel bad for you when you dropped the soap. Are you able to sit down yet? Well at least bent over like that, he should have had a good view of her feet behind him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juciluci Posted September 8, 2014 Share #20 Posted September 8, 2014 I took a shower with my wife last week. Not only did she was her feet, she washed the bottoms of her feet. In my 50 years of life, I have never washed my feet once. I rarely even wash my legs unless I've been riding outside. I figure runoff soapy water works its way down and does what it needs. most men are filthy and disgusting then... no worries, their friends and wives still love them... mostly because they DON'T take showers together! lucky man.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az_cyclist Posted September 8, 2014 Share #21 Posted September 8, 2014 most men are filthy and disgusting then... no worries, their friends and wives still love them... mostly because they DON'T take showers together! lucky man.. but showering with your wife is good clean fun, juci! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 8, 2014 Share #22 Posted September 8, 2014 but showering with your wife is good clean fun, juci! I don't know. Showering with your SO can be a very hard experience at times. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juciluci Posted September 8, 2014 Share #23 Posted September 8, 2014 but showering with your wife is good clean fun, juci! I don't have a wife.... am i missing out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share #24 Posted September 8, 2014 I don't have a wife.... am i missing out? I have one wife, and she is wicked pissa. I suggest you get at least one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juciluci Posted September 8, 2014 Share #25 Posted September 8, 2014 I have one wife, and she is wicked pissa. I suggest you get at least one. thought about it.. sure could help with the cleaning around here, and i am tired of cooking all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share #26 Posted September 8, 2014 thought about it.. sure could help with the cleaning around here, and i am tired of cooking all the time Crap, I may have a semi-defective one. She is a great cook and the love of my life, but cleaning isn't her thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az_cyclist Posted September 8, 2014 Share #27 Posted September 8, 2014 I have one wife, and she is wicked pissa. I suggest you get at least one. could be, juci! Mine is a great cook, loves cleaning the house, and is supportive of my cycling habit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 8, 2014 Share #28 Posted September 8, 2014 Crap, I may have a semi-defective one. Well, she married you. That should have been your first clue. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted September 8, 2014 Share #29 Posted September 8, 2014 cleaning isn't her thing. With regard to feet, it sounds like cleaning's not your thing either. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 8, 2014 Share #30 Posted September 8, 2014 I took a shower with my wife last week. Not only did she was her feet, she washed the bottoms of her feet. In my 50 years of life, I have never washed my feet once. I rarely even wash my legs unless I've been riding outside. For your sake, I hope you did not say this same stuff to your wife. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted September 8, 2014 Share #31 Posted September 8, 2014 She's known as being one of the tougher prison guards. She did feel bad for you when you dropped the soap. Are you able to sit down yet? Who wants to sit? I'm bending over looking for more soap. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 8, 2014 Author Share #32 Posted September 8, 2014 For your sake, I hope you did not say this same stuff to your wife. Like you already pointed out, she married me, she knows what she got in the deal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokey Posted September 9, 2014 Share #33 Posted September 9, 2014 could be, juci! Mine is a great cook, loves cleaning the house, and is supportive of my cycling habit! Does your bride have a sister? I am employed and stuff. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieQ Posted September 9, 2014 Share #34 Posted September 9, 2014 Yes you are filthy and disgusting..... and so are most men. Wth don't you guys wash your feet?? they are part of your body you know. In fact most people ignore their feet and that's why I see so many issues when I teach yoga, most of them originate from the feet! Look after your feet people and know how you tread on the earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 9, 2014 Author Share #35 Posted September 9, 2014 I use plenty of soap and shampoo (when I have hair). I assume the run-off takes cares of the legs and feet. I'm standing in soapy water, isn't that enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted September 9, 2014 Share #36 Posted September 9, 2014 I work a very dirty job. After work I wash everything. Showering with the guys at work isn't as much fun as showering with my wife. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 9, 2014 Share #37 Posted September 9, 2014 I use plenty of soap and shampoo (when I have hair). I assume the run-off takes cares of the legs and feet. I'm standing in soapy water, isn't that enough? What do you mean, "when you have hair?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post smudge ★ Posted September 9, 2014 Popular Post Share #38 Posted September 9, 2014 When I showered with your wife last week, I don't recall her washing her feet at all. In fact, I'm not sure if there was any 'washing' going on. That's weird. When I showered with SW's wife two weeks ago, there was lots of "washing" going on. Huh. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az_cyclist Posted September 9, 2014 Share #39 Posted September 9, 2014 That's weird. When I showered with SW's wife two weeks ago, there was lots of "washing" going on. Huh. Pics or............n/m 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted September 9, 2014 Share #40 Posted September 9, 2014 Yes you are filthy and disgusting..... and so are most men. Wth don't you guys wash your feet?? they are part of your body you know. In fact most people ignore their feet and that's why I see so many issues when I teach yoga, most of them originate from the feet! Look after your feet people and know how you tread on the earth Eeeeeeeeexcuse me? On what anecdotal evidence do you base that calm on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted September 9, 2014 Share #41 Posted September 9, 2014 That's weird. When I showered with SW's wife two weeks ago, there was lots of "washing" going on. Huh. I think we need another to break the tie. I'm thinking RG would be up for the challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 9, 2014 Author Share #42 Posted September 9, 2014 jsharr has pics, ask him to post them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted September 9, 2014 Share #43 Posted September 9, 2014 Ack!!!! Ha! :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted September 9, 2014 Share #44 Posted September 9, 2014 Eeeeeeeeexcuse me? On what anecdotal evidence do you base that calm on? It's common knowledge, just ask any woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
az_cyclist Posted September 9, 2014 Share #45 Posted September 9, 2014 It's common knowledge, just ask any woman. to get more annecdotal evidence? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted September 10, 2014 Share #46 Posted September 10, 2014 Nooo, that most men are disgusting. (Used my phone, and the quote didn't come in properly.) Honestly, I think most guys are ok. They're not as primpy as women, thank God. But as long as they wash their feet, they're ok with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share #47 Posted September 10, 2014 I guess I suck then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieQ Posted September 10, 2014 Share #48 Posted September 10, 2014 I guess I suck then. at foot health? probably Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share #49 Posted September 10, 2014 They seem OK. They don't stink at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieQ Posted September 10, 2014 Share #50 Posted September 10, 2014 did you check between your toes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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