Chopped Liver Posted September 9, 2014 Share #1 Posted September 9, 2014 Someone this morning is very very high.....as in, someone's neck needs to be rung. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 9, 2014 Author Share #2 Posted September 9, 2014 Holy shit....I really am going to have to kill someone today. "Please send me the link to the file" It's the same link that's in the email chain, 2 emails below...asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 9, 2014 Share #3 Posted September 9, 2014 We have an intranet site for our department. Someone forgot the link. Harmless enough, except for the fact that most staff are required to interact with it several times a week. So I sent this dimwit the link who replied, "I Googled the link you sent me and I still can't find the site". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted September 9, 2014 Share #4 Posted September 9, 2014 easy there buddy...its just the users being users the only thing that really makes them happy is when we leave fresh straw in their cubes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 9, 2014 Author Share #5 Posted September 9, 2014 easy there buddy...its just the users being users the only thing that really makes them happy is when we leave fresh straw in their cubes there's a reason I will never work a helpdesk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 9, 2014 Share #6 Posted September 9, 2014 Why do kamikazes wear helmets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 9, 2014 Share #7 Posted September 9, 2014 How long is a piece of string? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 9, 2014 Share #8 Posted September 9, 2014 Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 9, 2014 Share #9 Posted September 9, 2014 Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 9, 2014 Share #10 Posted September 9, 2014 Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 9, 2014 Author Share #11 Posted September 9, 2014 latest iteration here....I send him/her/it a hyperlink to the file. They then ask how they can get to the site where the file is. I am not going to respond as my response is likely to get someone fired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 9, 2014 Share #12 Posted September 9, 2014 If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 9, 2014 Author Share #13 Posted September 9, 2014 If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? jsharr can answer this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 9, 2014 Share #14 Posted September 9, 2014 latest iteration here....I send him/her/it a hyperlink to the file. They then ask how they can get to the site where the file is. I am not going to respond as my response is likely to get someone fired. Tell them to do what my person did and Google it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted September 9, 2014 Share #15 Posted September 9, 2014 Someone this morning is very very high.....as in, someone's neck needs to be rung. You're in the south. Not many people have necks down there, so the list of candidates should be pretty short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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