Square Wheels Posted September 10, 2014 Share #1 Posted September 10, 2014 Who wants my password? I went to my friends wake tonight. Then I got drunk with my wife. I almost never drink so I'm a cheap drunk. Damn this hurts. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted September 10, 2014 Share #2 Posted September 10, 2014 What's the password? You can trust me. I'm a drunk. Symbol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share #3 Posted September 10, 2014 Password. I'm not creative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted September 10, 2014 Share #4 Posted September 10, 2014 Damn this hurts. Tomorrow morning is what hurts. Is the room spinning faster with your eyes open, or closed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share #5 Posted September 10, 2014 No spinning. That's one of the sad things for me and drinking. I love being drunk. I finished my second margaritas a few minutes ago. I'll be drunk half the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentonMakes Posted September 10, 2014 Share #6 Posted September 10, 2014 I love being drunk. I enjoy it too - it's probably been a couple years though, since I've been really drunk. If I have a couple drinks I will predictably wake up at 3 or 4 and be unable to get back to sleep. That more than anything encourages me to put a damper on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share #7 Posted September 10, 2014 Too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 10, 2014 Share #8 Posted September 10, 2014 Wait. I thought you had never had alcohol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 10, 2014 Share #9 Posted September 10, 2014 I hope this is not some sort of cheap ploy to get KT to come shower with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share #10 Posted September 10, 2014 Wait. I thought you had never had alcohol! Once or twice a year I do. We went to our friends wake last night, it sucked as expected. At dinner, my wife and I laughed, we cried and we toasted to the short, but wonderful life of our friend. Two margaritas was all it took for me, but these things were pretty strong. They fill your glass and leave a little decanter like thing filled with more. Each one fills the glass twice. I hope this is not some sort of cheap ploy to get KT to come shower with you. KT is always welcome in my shower, after I get out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted September 10, 2014 Share #11 Posted September 10, 2014 Sorry about your loss. And your hangover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share #12 Posted September 10, 2014 Yay, no hangover. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 10, 2014 Share #13 Posted September 10, 2014 Yay, no hangover. so you drink like you tell jokes? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share #14 Posted September 10, 2014 so you drink like you tell jokes? I'm a cheap drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 10, 2014 Share #15 Posted September 10, 2014 I'm a cheap drunk. that's what I said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuzieQ Posted September 10, 2014 Share #16 Posted September 10, 2014 sorry about your friend..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 10, 2014 Share #17 Posted September 10, 2014 You weren't really drunk if you didn't embarass yourself or if you can remember everything that happenend all night. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 10, 2014 Share #18 Posted September 10, 2014 You weren't really drunk if you didn't embarass yourself or if you can remember everything that happenend all night. heck, I bet he did not even run into a single gate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share #19 Posted September 10, 2014 I got so drunk once I peed in the dryer in the middle of the night. My wife was very understanding, she even cleaned it out for me. We now have a stacking washer / dryer. The dryer is on the top, I am having a difficult time reaching but I keep trying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 10, 2014 Share #20 Posted September 10, 2014 I got so drunk once I peed in the dryer in the middle of the night. My wife was very understanding, she even cleaned it out for me. We now have a stacking washer / dryer. The dryer is on the top, I am having a difficult time reaching but I keep trying. Mr. Silly's son has done a similar thing to the washing machine. Mr. Silly was not as understanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 10, 2014 Share #21 Posted September 10, 2014 heck, I bet he did not even run into a single gate. oh snap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 10, 2014 Share #22 Posted September 10, 2014 Ok, I am sorry as hell for your friend, that whole thing sucks. That said, can you give your impressions of the wake? Was it fun, as much as it could be? How was the mood? Did it go off as intended? Did everybody drink, tell jokes, carry on? I only ask because if I get fatal rectal itch and die, I would want a festive atmosphere for my wake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted September 10, 2014 Share #23 Posted September 10, 2014 Not me, man. I want crying, sobbing, wailing!!! Somebody feel bad I'm gone!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted September 10, 2014 Share #24 Posted September 10, 2014 Yay, no hangover. You suck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 10, 2014 Share #25 Posted September 10, 2014 You suck. quoted for truth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smudge ★ Posted September 10, 2014 Share #26 Posted September 10, 2014 Well, I MEANT that he didn't have a hangover. Then again, it was only 2 margaritas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share #27 Posted September 10, 2014 Well, I MEANT that he didn't have a hangover. Then again, it was only 2 margaritas. They were pretty big, more like four. Plus I only drink once or twice a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 10, 2014 Author Share #28 Posted September 10, 2014 Ok, I am sorry as hell for your friend, that whole thing sucks. That said, can you give your impressions of the wake? Was it fun, as much as it could be? How was the mood? Did it go off as intended? Did everybody drink, tell jokes, carry on? I only ask because if I get fatal rectal itch and die, I would want a festive atmosphere for my wake. I don't really know how it was, I don't reflect a lot on my feelings. There were a lot of people we worked with there, she worked with me. There were people I hadn't seen in a while. I didn't cry during the wake, but it was great to talk about her in a positive way with friends and some of her family. Overall it was sad but I gravitated toward people who were remembering the person we loved, not the sickness she suffered with. I can only speak for me and my wife. After a couple hours at the wake, we left and went out to eat. That's when there was some crying, drinking and toasting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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