jsharr ★ Posted September 11, 2014 Share #1 Posted September 11, 2014 So, I got up after I drank a cup of coffee in bed, (my wife rocks!) and fixed the lads some breakfast this AM. Roused them out of bed and got them eating and headed to the shower. As I began to attack my lower body with the well soaped wash rag, I thought of this bin full of craziness and our filthy, dirty, stinky leader . My God, why hast thou forsaken him! How can he live not having washed his dirty bits, stinky crevice and moldy toes with a rough cloth and some aromatic soaps? I bet his anus is just a crusty, matted over mess of hair and dried feces and underwear lint. See why I need that mind bleach now? Does is come in 5 gallon jugs or 55 gallon drums? Discuss. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 11, 2014 Share #2 Posted September 11, 2014 I'm touched you thought of me while getting all soapy in the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted September 11, 2014 Share #3 Posted September 11, 2014 Its hard to say why Obama does what he does Never grew up in the States, so he doesn't know any better is my guess 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solution TrentonMakes Posted September 11, 2014 Solution Share #4 Posted September 11, 2014 Next time jsharr posts about mind bleach I'm not clicking it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Karen_Cooper_Incident Posted September 11, 2014 Share #5 Posted September 11, 2014 Its hard to say why Obama does what he does Never grew up in the States, so he doesn't know any better is my guess LOL! Symbol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 11, 2014 Share #6 Posted September 11, 2014 I have butt-hair dreadlocks, think about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted September 11, 2014 Share #7 Posted September 11, 2014 So, I got up after I drank a cup of coffee in bed, (my wife rocks!) and fixed the lads some breakfast this AM. Roused them out of bed and got them eating and headed to the shower. As I began to attack my lower body with the well soaped wash rag, I thought of this bin full of craziness and our filthy, dirty, stinky leader . My God, why hast thou forsaken him! How can he live not having washed his dirty bits, stinky crevice and moldy toes with a rough cloth and some aromatic soaps? I bet his anus is just a crusty, matted over mess of hair and dried feces and underwear lint. See why I need that mind bleach now? Does is come in 5 gallon jugs or 55 gallon drums? Discuss. What I got out of this is that when jsharr is naked in the shower, he tends to think SW being naked in the shower. I'm guessing he hopes it may one day be the same shower. Who knows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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