Randomguy Posted July 20, 2021 Share #1 Posted July 20, 2021 ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted July 20, 2021 Share #2 Posted July 20, 2021 So that when necessary you can install a zipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kzoo Posted July 20, 2021 Popular Post Share #3 Posted July 20, 2021 Makes it easier for the wife to put them in her purse. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 20, 2021 Author Share #4 Posted July 20, 2021 11 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: So that when necessary you can install a zipper. It seems weird that chicks have theirs all hidden and locked in place, yet our nads are flying around everywhere for the world to see, examine, and fondle. The fondling part is fine, I am not complaining about that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted July 20, 2021 Share #5 Posted July 20, 2021 So the boneless people don't have to live at body temperature. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted July 20, 2021 Share #6 Posted July 20, 2021 Temperature regulation! That and the purse thing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted July 20, 2021 Share #7 Posted July 20, 2021 Temperature control. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted July 20, 2021 Share #8 Posted July 20, 2021 Just now, MoseySusan said: Temperature control. ...and the purse thing. You are married so should really have a better understanding of this stuff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 20, 2021 Author Share #9 Posted July 20, 2021 5 minutes ago, MoseySusan said: Temperature control. Yeah, that is what they tell us, but it makes it seem that they are poorly designed if they can't just stay at body temperature. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted July 20, 2021 Share #10 Posted July 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: Yeah, that is what they tell us, but it makes it seem that they are poorly designed if they can't just stay at body temperature. My thoughts exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted July 20, 2021 Share #11 Posted July 20, 2021 6 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: ...and the purse thing. You are married so should really have a better understanding of this stuff. I don’t have enough space in my purse for all of my things and a set of balls. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MoseySusan Posted July 20, 2021 Popular Post Share #12 Posted July 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, Randomguy said: Yeah, that is what they tell us, but it makes it seem that they are poorly designed if they can't just stay at body temperature. Then let’s call it for fidgeting while watching tv. That’s why they’re on the outside. Built in fidgets. 3 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted July 20, 2021 Share #13 Posted July 20, 2021 19 minutes ago, MoseySusan said: Then let’s call it for fidgeting while watching tv. That’s why they’re on the outside. Built in fidgets. Nominated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted July 20, 2021 Share #14 Posted July 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: Yeah, that is what they tell us, but it makes it seem that they are poorly designed if they can't just stay at body temperature. It's not an egg sack, it's more like soldier barracks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 20, 2021 Share #15 Posted July 20, 2021 51 minutes ago, Kzoo said: Nominated seconded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted July 20, 2021 Share #16 Posted July 20, 2021 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: Yeah, that is what they tell us, but it makes it seem that they are poorly designed if they can't just stay at body temperature. Honestly, it wasn't really a "design" function as much as a "this works better than the other ways that have been tried". Evolution is pretty good at sorting through that sort of thing. Our ancestors who had externally cooled ball sacks seemed to win out - maybe through the "ooh, that dude's ball sack is sexy so I want to jump HIS bones" or the little soldiers, being cool calm and collected were able to storm the castle far better than their warm sleepy and slow to act rivals. Likely a side-effect of being warm-blooded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 20, 2021 Author Share #17 Posted July 20, 2021 34 minutes ago, donkpow said: It's not an egg sack, it's more like soldier barracks. They should be inside, or at least come with an exoskeleton or somesuch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 20, 2021 Author Share #18 Posted July 20, 2021 23 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Honestly, it wasn't really a "design" function as much as a "this works better than the other ways that have been tried". Evolution is pretty good at sorting through that sort of thing. Our ancestors who had externally cooled ball sacks seemed to win out - maybe through the "ooh, that dude's ball sack is sexy so I want to jump HIS bones" or the little soldiers, being cool calm and collected were able to storm the castle far better than their warm sleepy and slow to act rivals. Likely a side-effect of being warm-blooded? It is stupid to have them out and subject to animal attacks, insect bites, various and sundry itchies, and the lascivious gazes of wanton tarts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 20, 2021 Author Share #19 Posted July 20, 2021 If it is so frickin' cool having them outside, why are chick nads all sequestered away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted July 20, 2021 Share #20 Posted July 20, 2021 11 minutes ago, Randomguy said: They should be inside, or at least come with an exoskeleton or somesuch. Oh they go inside when they need to! Trust me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted July 20, 2021 Share #21 Posted July 20, 2021 11 minutes ago, Randomguy said: If it is so frickin' cool having them outside, why are chick nads all sequestered away? You see what happens when chicks keep that stuff on the outside? OMELETS!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted July 20, 2021 Author Share #22 Posted July 20, 2021 8 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: You see what happens when chicks keep that stuff on the outside? OMELETS!!! Would a kick in the female nads cause as much discomfort as a nad kick to a dude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted July 20, 2021 Share #23 Posted July 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: Would a kick in the female nads cause as much discomfort as a nad kick to a dude? Depends on the woman?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted July 20, 2021 Share #24 Posted July 20, 2021 2 hours ago, MoseySusan said: Then let’s call it for fidgeting while watching tv. That’s why they’re on the outside. Built in fidgets. Hey @Kzoo look what that jerk of a graphix guy did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtyhip Posted July 20, 2021 Share #25 Posted July 20, 2021 Because of temperature. They have to hang so your swimmers don't fry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted July 20, 2021 Share #26 Posted July 20, 2021 If they were not exposed and vulnerable we would not have shows like America's Funniest videos to watch. As God obviously intended. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted July 24, 2021 Share #27 Posted July 24, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now