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As I waled into my back yard, I was swarmed by the mother load of humming birds.. One actually flew into my arm while the other 6 went around me.. Before I knew it they made the return and one tried to take my head off with its beak... Damn the world! I am not going back out there tonight!! 

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1) Why are you kiling whales in your back yard?

2) What kind of bizarre humming birds do you have in your area.  I mean, they sound viscious.

A #1Where else would I whale hunt? Not like there is an ocean near by! plus every time they breach my flowerbed...they wreck all the work the wife has done! 

A #2 Mean bastard ones!!! they are Frick'n crazy

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Did you forget to stock the feeder again?

I don't have feeders.. just lots and lots of flowers they like.. I'm too lazy to remember to put a feeder up

 

Have you ever seen the movie, "The Birds"?   :)

Many of times... thats why I do not like crows and seagulls 

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They must be migrating south. I have two feeders and a couple of steady customers during the summer. I don't need to fill the feeders more than a 1/4 full. However there seems to be dozens of hummingbirds now and the feeders are being drained pretty quickly.

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As I waled into my back yard, I was swarmed by the mother load of humming birds.. One actually flew into my arm while the other 6 went around me.. Before I knew it they made the return and one tried to take my head off with its beak... Damn the world! I am not going back out there tonight!! 

I bet it was your hat that attracted them.

 

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The humming birds, not the whales.

 

You need a hat made of plankton to attract a swarm of whales.

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