jsharr ★ Posted September 15, 2014 Share #1 Posted September 15, 2014 and I have a piano. Found a magic lamp, Rubbed it, made my wish and I guess that stupid genie was hard of hearing, because I did not wish for a 12 inch pianist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 15, 2014 Share #2 Posted September 15, 2014 Did you wish for a foot-long hot dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted September 16, 2014 Share #3 Posted September 16, 2014 They say that for every 35 pounds you lose, you gain 1" of penis length. So at that rate I just have to lose about 200 pounds give or take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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