UglyBob Posted September 16, 2014 Share #1 Posted September 16, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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UglyBob Posted September 16, 2014 Author Share #3 Posted September 16, 2014 That's not an actual virgin, just like a virgin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 16, 2014 Share #4 Posted September 16, 2014 not like you're getting laid by either one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted September 16, 2014 Share #5 Posted September 16, 2014 That's not an actual virgin, just like a virgin... Gang it, I screwed up AGAIN! Which reminds me, what is the difference between a burned out light bulb and a pregnant chick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted September 16, 2014 Author Share #6 Posted September 16, 2014 Gang it, I screwed up AGAIN! Which reminds me, what is the difference between a burned out light bulb and a pregnant chick? You can unscrew a light bulb... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted September 16, 2014 Share #7 Posted September 16, 2014 You can unscrew a light bulb... What does a blonde have in common with a turtle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 16, 2014 Share #8 Posted September 16, 2014 What does a blonde have in common with a turtle? Once they're on their backs they're screwed! What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted September 16, 2014 Share #9 Posted September 16, 2014 Once they're on their backs they're screwed! What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up. How can you tell if a bleach blonde landscaped your yard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 16, 2014 Share #10 Posted September 16, 2014 You can unscrew a light bulb... If it needs unsrewing, it aint a virgin anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted September 16, 2014 Share #11 Posted September 16, 2014 What do you call a 6 foot tall blonde standing on her head? A 5'4" brunette with bad breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 16, 2014 Share #12 Posted September 16, 2014 How can you tell if a bleach blonde landscaped your yard? The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard. What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted September 16, 2014 Share #13 Posted September 16, 2014 What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted September 16, 2014 Share #14 Posted September 16, 2014 What does a blonde have in common with a Malaysian Air 777? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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