jsharr ★ Posted August 17, 2021 Share #1 Posted August 17, 2021 @Parr8hed keeps posting about great play in baseballing and softballing by Texans on the Boof of Faces. I think he is a closet Texan. What other proof do we have? He drinks Coors Light. He glamps. He drives a pick up truck discus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted August 17, 2021 Share #2 Posted August 17, 2021 "Texan" is code for what? NTTIAWWT, but we need to be clear. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted August 17, 2021 Share #3 Posted August 17, 2021 9 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: "Texan" is code for what? NTTIAWWT, but we need to be clear. I think it’s code for “someone from Texas” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted August 17, 2021 Share #4 Posted August 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, Old No. 7 said: I think it’s code for “someone from Texas” So, an insult? Jsharr is MEAN a Texan! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted August 17, 2021 Share #5 Posted August 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: So, an insult? Jsharr is MEAN a Texan! In Texas, “Texan” is a compliment, not a back handed one like, “bless your heart” but a real compliment. “Yankee” is an insult in Texas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted August 17, 2021 Share #6 Posted August 17, 2021 3 minutes ago, Old No. 7 said: In Texas, “Texan” is a compliment, not a back handed one like, “bless your heart” but a real compliment. “Yankee” is an insult in Texas. So you're saying standards are LOW in Texas. Really, really low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solution Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted August 17, 2021 Solution Share #7 Posted August 17, 2021 Just now, Razors Edge said: So you're saying standards are LOW in Texas. Really, really low. No, I’m saying your cognition is low. You experience difficulties in processing information. It’s probably not your fault so don’t feel bad. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted August 17, 2021 Share #8 Posted August 17, 2021 His kid drives a Jeep, so…there’s that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted August 17, 2021 Share #9 Posted August 17, 2021 Just now, Old No. 7 said: No, I’m saying your cognition is low. You experience difficulties in processing information. It’s probably not your fault so don’t feel bad. I have been called a "Texan" a few times, so you may be onto something! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 17, 2021 Author Share #10 Posted August 17, 2021 58 minutes ago, Old No. 7 said: No, I’m saying your cognition is low. You experience difficulties in processing information. It’s probably not your fault so don’t feel bad. Bless his dim witted lil ol heart, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted August 19, 2021 Share #11 Posted August 19, 2021 There are certainly worse things that I could be accused of being. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 19, 2021 Author Share #12 Posted August 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: There are certainly worse things that I could be accused of being. True, but not many 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted August 19, 2021 Share #13 Posted August 19, 2021 Just now, jsharr said: True, but not many I will admit that if I were to relocate then Texas would def be on the short list of places that I would want to move to. I think I have enough trucks. I don't think I have enough guns. I like George Strait. I could make it work. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted August 19, 2021 Share #14 Posted August 19, 2021 36 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: I will admit that if I were to relocate then Texas would def be on the short list of places that I would want to move to. I think I have enough trucks. I don't think I have enough guns. I like George Strait. I could make it work. Can you drive a mortuary truck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted August 19, 2021 Share #15 Posted August 19, 2021 34 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: Can you drive a mortuary truck? If it has wheels I can drive it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted August 19, 2021 Share #16 Posted August 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Parr8hed said: I will admit that if I were to relocate then Texas would def be on the short list of places that I would want to move to. I think I have enough trucks. I don't think I have enough guns. I like George Strait. I could make it work. You should put Arizona on the short list too. I can show G lots of places to get the Jeep stuck... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted August 19, 2021 Share #17 Posted August 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, UglyBob said: You should put Arizona on the short list too. I can show G lots of places to get the Jeep stuck... It def is. My list (in no particular order) 1. Texas 2. Arizona 3. Mountains of North Carolina 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 19, 2021 Author Share #18 Posted August 19, 2021 29 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: If it has wheels I can drive it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted August 19, 2021 Author Share #19 Posted August 19, 2021 7 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: It def is. My list (in no particular order) 1. Texas 2. Arizona 3. Mountains of North Carolina Put Texas as the bottom. Flat, hot and worst of all, full of Texans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted August 19, 2021 Share #20 Posted August 19, 2021 Texas? Hell man you might as well move to Indiana. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted August 19, 2021 Share #21 Posted August 19, 2021 30 minutes ago, jsharr said: Put Texas as the bottom. Flat, hot and worst of all, full of Texans. It's like Florida without being Florida! Parr needs to just put Florida at #1 and be done with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted August 19, 2021 Share #22 Posted August 19, 2021 19 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: It's like Florida without being Florida! Parr needs to just put Florida at #1 and be done with it. Florida is many things in just one state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groupw Posted August 19, 2021 Share #23 Posted August 19, 2021 Apparently Dan Rather is a Texan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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