Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted September 17, 2014 Share #1 Posted September 17, 2014 I haven't decided which one yet. I was watching tv in the break room and several political ads were on. I thought that our political system needs more honesty and transparency so I'm forming the Trvth party. My slogan will be: "I'm the fucker you fucking fucks need." I'm not asking for money just your vote. Thank you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 17, 2014 Share #2 Posted September 17, 2014 you are one sick bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 17, 2014 Share #3 Posted September 17, 2014 You have all of my votes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted September 17, 2014 Share #4 Posted September 17, 2014 you are one sick bastard. He said public office, not pubic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 17, 2014 Share #5 Posted September 17, 2014 He said public office, not pubic. oh..that's makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted September 17, 2014 Share #6 Posted September 17, 2014 You have all of my votes. Are you from Chicago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 17, 2014 Share #7 Posted September 17, 2014 You have all of my votes. Jesse Jackson is bussing you in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share #8 Posted September 17, 2014 you are one sick bastard. True dat. Jesse Jackson can kiss my ass. When it comes to self-serving selfishness he's an amateur compared to me. I want to move back to DC. This way I can move and have other people pay for it. I'll get an office, a secretary, dinners, free shit. Work part-time for full-time pay, I'm ready for this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 17, 2014 Share #9 Posted September 17, 2014 Are you from Chicago? Would it help if I was? Texas is famous for dirty politics. Look at Perry and our drunk ass Travis County DA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Garcia Posted September 17, 2014 Share #10 Posted September 17, 2014 If I wasn't so dead, I would cast my vote for you. Will bosoxyacht be your running mate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share #11 Posted September 17, 2014 If I wasn't so dead, I would cast my vote for you. Will bosoxyacht be your running mate? Not running for President, probably focus on the House for right now. Get on some committees, get enough power to get into the Senate and run for the White House after that. He'd be good to have in the Cabinet though I'll have to balance him with Nate as Secretary of Ass Kicking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted September 17, 2014 Share #12 Posted September 17, 2014 Will bosoxyacht be your running mate?I will not run, because running is evil. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share #13 Posted September 17, 2014 I will not run, because running is evil. How about Secretary of Bicycle Transportation. You'll get paid to ride your bike. We'd require a maximum of 12 public appearances in a year. You can use the plane when I don't need it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry Garcia Posted September 17, 2014 Share #14 Posted September 17, 2014 I will not run, because running is evil. But just imagine all of the hippie support you could bring to Old#7s ticket! Just make a campaign promise to supply Doritos to all who vote and you two are a shoe-in for sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted September 17, 2014 Share #15 Posted September 17, 2014 I haven't decided which one yet. I was watching tv in the break room and several political ads were on. I thought that our political system needs more honesty and transparency so I'm forming the Trvth party. My slogan will be: "I'm the fucker you fucking fucks need." I'm not asking for money just your vote. Thank you. You've been nipping at the Old #7 again, haven't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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