jsharr ★ Posted September 19, 2014 Share #1 Posted September 19, 2014 When it comes to forum food talk the following should apply Texans can comment and advise on Tex Mex food like tacos and tamales and chili BBQ can be commented on by Carolinians, Texans, Missourians and Tennesseans. Yankees can comment and advise on pizza, cheese steaks, lasagna, etc. Yoopers can comment on covered hot dishes for potlucks and beer and cheese. West Coasters can comment on weed and coffee and wine. People from New Orleans can comment on pastries. Florididinadians can comment on gator, Cuban tortas, denture adhesive and grand kids, oy vey! The rest is just baseless speculation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 19, 2014 Share #2 Posted September 19, 2014 This post is racist, take it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 19, 2014 Share #3 Posted September 19, 2014 Fail. North Carolina has the best pork barbecue in the world. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 19, 2014 Author Share #4 Posted September 19, 2014 Fail. North Carolina has the best pork barbecue in the world. Valid point. Add Carolinas to the BBQ list. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 19, 2014 Author Share #5 Posted September 19, 2014 We need an authority on hot wings. Is that New York or New Jersey or someplace nicer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted September 19, 2014 Share #6 Posted September 19, 2014 We need an authority on hot wings. Is that New York or New Jersey or someplace nicer?how about Buffalo NY? They might know a thing or two about wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 19, 2014 Share #7 Posted September 19, 2014 We need an authority on hot wings. Is that New York or New Jersey or someplace nicer? I like wings lots and lots. The wings around here are not the best, though, not many examples shining through the fog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 19, 2014 Share #8 Posted September 19, 2014 how about Buffalo NY? They might know a thing or two about wings. Not sure, but I think Tude went all vegetarian on us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted September 19, 2014 Share #9 Posted September 19, 2014 Texans can comment on bullshit because that's what they are best known for. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted September 19, 2014 Share #10 Posted September 19, 2014 Not sure, but I think Tude went all vegetarian on us.Didn't Jerry Garcia(A.K.A. Couch)move up that there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 19, 2014 Author Share #11 Posted September 19, 2014 Texans can comment on bullshit because that's what they are best known for. You must like Texas food alot. You seem to be full of it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted September 19, 2014 Share #12 Posted September 19, 2014 You must like Texas food alot. You seem to be full of it.that's a 1.9 on the comeback meter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 19, 2014 Author Share #13 Posted September 19, 2014 that's a 1.9 on the comeback meter. Wow, you have learned the decimal system and can almost count to two now?! You are growing up so fast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted September 19, 2014 Share #14 Posted September 19, 2014 jsharr, you should get eyebike on this forum. Nate made Texans look bad, but eyebike would help erase the bad memories. You are a good guy, but when it comes to Texans, I think of you as the exception to the rule. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 19, 2014 Author Share #15 Posted September 19, 2014 jsharr, you should get eyebike on this forum. Nate made Texans look bad, but eyebike would help erase the bad memories. You are a good guy, but when it comes to Texans, I think of you as the exception to the rule. Yep, I am the exception. I do not drive a Cadiilac, I have never drilled an oil well, but that may change soon and I do not buy my diamond by the ton. I do not have a cowboy hat or cattle, so I am NHNC I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destination Posted September 19, 2014 Share #16 Posted September 19, 2014 Texans can comment and advise on Tex Mex food like tacos and tamales and chili What kinds of beans should I use in a good chili? Please advise. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted September 19, 2014 Share #17 Posted September 19, 2014 Texans can comment and advise on Tex Mex food like tacos and tamales and chili What kinds of beans should I use in a good chili? Please advise. POTD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 19, 2014 Author Share #18 Posted September 19, 2014 What kinds of beans should I use in a good chili? Please advise. Use the same beans you use in your poutine. Canadidianistanis can comment on poutine and cheesies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 19, 2014 Author Share #19 Posted September 19, 2014 POTD Shut Up Nate Symbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldendesign Posted September 19, 2014 Share #20 Posted September 19, 2014 Us Floridians can give great advice on gator, grouper, beer can chickens, cuban/argentinian/columbian, and. . . gator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 19, 2014 Author Share #21 Posted September 19, 2014 Us Floridians can give great advice on gator, grouper, beer can chickens, cuban/argentinian/columbian, and. . . gator I will give you gator and Cuban tortas. Deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldendesign Posted September 19, 2014 Share #22 Posted September 19, 2014 I will give you gator and Cuban tortas. Deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 19, 2014 Author Share #23 Posted September 19, 2014 gave you bonus items due to the size of your "check mark" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 19, 2014 Share #24 Posted September 19, 2014 When it comes to forum food talk the following should apply Texans can comment and advise on Tex Mex food like tacos and tamales and chili BBQ can be commented on by Carolinians, Texans, Missourians and Tennesseans. Yankees can comment and advise on pizza, cheese steaks, lasagna, etc. Yoopers can comment on covered hot dishes for potlucks and beer and cheese. West Coasters can comment on weed and coffee and wine. People from New Orleans can comment on pastries. Florididinadians can comment on gator, Cuban tortas, denture adhesive and grand kids, oy vey! The rest is just baseless speculation. Soul food? GA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 19, 2014 Author Share #25 Posted September 19, 2014 Soul food? GA. I will give you peaches and pecans. There is a joke in there about pits and nuts but I will not go there. Deal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 20, 2014 Share #26 Posted September 20, 2014 We Mid-Atlantians are entitled to hold forth on hoagies and cheesesteaks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted September 20, 2014 Share #27 Posted September 20, 2014 This might be legit if I knew any Texans who had the slightest clue about Tex Mex food or chili. Sadly, I've never known one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted September 20, 2014 Share #28 Posted September 20, 2014 The Northeast has the best seafood. Most coastal areas of the US has great seafood, but Maine lobster is better than any other seafood in the world. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted September 20, 2014 Share #29 Posted September 20, 2014 So what are Indy and I allowed to comment on, basketball and the Indy 500? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted September 20, 2014 Share #30 Posted September 20, 2014 So what are Indy and I allowed to comment on, basketball and the Indy 500?You can be our Corn Dog expert. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 20, 2014 Share #31 Posted September 20, 2014 You can be our Corn Dog Hole experts. FIFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 20, 2014 Share #32 Posted September 20, 2014 I will comment on any damn thing I want, seeing that I am an expert at most things I feel strongly about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 22, 2014 Author Share #33 Posted September 22, 2014 Okay, Maine gets lobster. Parr8headville gets corn dogs and other items served on sticks. The Boy Scouts get anything served from a Dutch oven. RG gets to be ignored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 22, 2014 Author Share #34 Posted September 22, 2014 This might be legit if I knew any Texans who had the slightest clue about Tex Mex food or chili. Sadly, I've never known one. YSYDWM RIGHT NOW! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 22, 2014 Share #35 Posted September 22, 2014 Okay, Maine gets lobster. Parr8headville gets corn dogs and other items served on sticks. The Boy Scouts get anything served from a Dutch oven. RG gets to be ignored. You say that, but you don't mean it. Apologize to Couch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 22, 2014 Author Share #36 Posted September 22, 2014 You say that, but you don't mean it. Apologize to Couch. what? did you type something? Sorry I was not reading what you typed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 22, 2014 Share #37 Posted September 22, 2014 what? did you type something? Sorry I was not reading what you typed. Now I am going to cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted September 22, 2014 Share #38 Posted September 22, 2014 This might be legit if I knew any Texans who had the slightest clue about Tex Mex food or chili. Sadly, I've never known one.Consider yourself lucky. "Texans... the lowest form of white man there is." I know this one Texan that claims he would drink instant coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 22, 2014 Author Share #39 Posted September 22, 2014 Consider yourself lucky. "Texans... the lowest form of white man there is." I know this one Texan that claims he would drink instant coffee. Who the hell said I am white? Texicans are mongrels at best. I have Indian blood for sure and would not be surpries if there was African and Mexican blood in my plague clogged veins as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 22, 2014 Share #40 Posted September 22, 2014 Consider yourself lucky."Texans... the lowest form of white man there is." I know this one Texan that claims he would drink instant coffee. you aint been to Mississippi then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 22, 2014 Share #41 Posted September 22, 2014 Who the hell said I am white? Texicans are mongrels at best. I have Indian blood for sure and would not be surpries if there was African and Mexican blood in my plague clogged veins as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 22, 2014 Share #42 Posted September 22, 2014 Who the hell said I am white? Texicans are mongrels at best. I have Indian blood for sure and would not be surpries if there was African and Mexican blood in my plague clogged veins as well. What good was having slaves if you couldn't stick your penis in them when you wanted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 22, 2014 Share #43 Posted September 22, 2014 you aint been to Mississippi then. I always thought of Florida and Nevada as having the trashiest white folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 22, 2014 Share #44 Posted September 22, 2014 I always thought of Florida and Nevada as having the trashiest white folks. I spent 3 weeks in Clarksdale MS back in the early 90's. I will drive through TN, MO, AR, and LA to get to TX. I will not go back through MS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted September 22, 2014 Share #45 Posted September 22, 2014 you aint been to Mississippi then.All of you Dixie folk are lower than swines. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 22, 2014 Share #46 Posted September 22, 2014 All of you Dixie folk are lower than swines. I have to say that this is mostly true. Here is a handy map that illustrates this: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopped Liver Posted September 22, 2014 Share #47 Posted September 22, 2014 All of you Dixie folk are lower than swines. with pride, you yankee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Former member Posted September 22, 2014 Share #48 Posted September 22, 2014 I have to say that this is mostly true. Here is a handy map that illustrates this:Florida isn't really "the South", it's where northerners go to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted September 22, 2014 Author Share #49 Posted September 22, 2014 You butt wipes need to quit expounding on the greatness of the south and get back to food. Does Idaho or the Dakotas have food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted September 22, 2014 Share #50 Posted September 22, 2014 I have to say that this is mostly true. Here is a handy map that illustrates this: Actually, if you're talking about Dixie your map is off. This better is a better representation of "Dixie" as it show the actual location of the Mason-Dixon line. Of coure this is all crap as Dixie is more a state of mind than an actual location... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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