Wilbur Posted September 7, 2021 Share #1 Posted September 7, 2021 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge Posted September 7, 2021 Share #2 Posted September 7, 2021 First, do I get your stuff? Second, please answer the first question. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted September 7, 2021 Share #3 Posted September 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: First, do I get your stuff? Second, please answer the first question. 1. no. 2. Dibs on da pigs stuff. 3. Have to call dibs, sucka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 7, 2021 Share #4 Posted September 7, 2021 always bad news first and finish with good news. Finish on an up note. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted September 7, 2021 Share #5 Posted September 7, 2021 Just now, Kirby said: always bad news first and finish with good news. Finish on an up note. Yeah what Kirby said. So spill it… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 7, 2021 Share #6 Posted September 7, 2021 Good news first, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted September 7, 2021 Share #7 Posted September 7, 2021 You are Captain Wilbur, invincible! There can be no bad news other than the outrageous tax amount you pay for your overrated healthcare. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr Posted September 7, 2021 Share #8 Posted September 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Kirby said: always bad news first and finish with good news. Finish on an up note. I like to build a shit sandwich. Good stuff on bottom, then bad stuff in the middle, then good stuff on top 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted September 7, 2021 Share #9 Posted September 7, 2021 The bad news was your son-in-law was still there when you returned home. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wilbur Posted September 7, 2021 Author Popular Post Share #10 Posted September 7, 2021 Just now, Randomguy said: Good news first, please. The good news is: There is no bad news. Literally everything is mid-normal range. So, I have not killed my liver even when RG tried to do it in. The only bad news was in my bone scans which I also got back. "Significant degeneration in both hips" Looks like a replacement in my more senior years.. 6 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 7, 2021 Share #11 Posted September 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Wilbur said: I have not killed my liver even when RG tried to do it in. There is still time, when are you coming here next? 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jsharr Posted September 7, 2021 Popular Post Share #12 Posted September 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Wilbur said: The good news is: There is no bad news. Literally everything is mid-normal range. So, I have not killed my liver even when RG tried to do it in. The only bad news was in my bone scans which I also got back. "Significant degeneration in both hips" Looks like a replacement in my more senior years.. Do pigs have high cholesterol? Seems like you would, being made of ham and bacon and pork chops. 1 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted September 7, 2021 Author Share #13 Posted September 7, 2021 Just now, Randomguy said: There is still time, when are you coming here next? Good question. I have not seen any plans that include NYC yet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted September 7, 2021 Share #14 Posted September 7, 2021 Bad news first but do not sugar coat it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted September 7, 2021 Author Share #15 Posted September 7, 2021 Just now, jsharr said: Do pigs have high cholesterol? Seems like you would, being made of ham and bacon and pork chops. This pig, does not! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge Posted September 7, 2021 Share #16 Posted September 7, 2021 1 minute ago, Airehead said: Bad news first but do not sugar coat it The bad news is I apparently get nothing The good news is I don't have to rent a U-haul. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted September 7, 2021 Share #17 Posted September 7, 2021 Glad you are swell. My liver is now a sponge filled with Coke and Mr. Pibb 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge Posted September 7, 2021 Share #18 Posted September 7, 2021 Hip replacement and knee replacement seem to be pretty common and growing more common over recent years. It really seems the better they get at it, the more folks don't have to be debilitated by it, so the less dramatic or extreme a replacement surgery becomes. There have to be folks here in the Cafe (or their loved ones) who have either had hip or knee replacements. I'd love to hear the pros/cons. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted September 7, 2021 Share #19 Posted September 7, 2021 31 minutes ago, Wilbur said: The good news is: There is no bad news. Literally everything is mid-normal range. So, I have not killed my liver even when RG tried to do it in. The only bad news was in my bone scans which I also got back. "Significant degeneration in both hips" Looks like a replacement in my more senior years.. So did something prompt your doctor to have a bone scan for you? I haven't had one yet nor has my physician requested any at this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted September 7, 2021 Share #20 Posted September 7, 2021 My Dad had one hip replacement when he was still working (so early 60's?) and then they replaced that one and did the other when he was in his 80's. The difference in the procedures and recovery time was amazing. For the first, they had a bed moved to the first floor of their house since he couldn't do stairs for a long time, and he was in the hospital for awhile. For the other two he was walking the day of the surgery. I think he stayed overnight and was home after that. That was probably 10 years ago, so I'd imagine the procedures are even better now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 7, 2021 Share #21 Posted September 7, 2021 16 minutes ago, Wilbur said: Good question. I have not seen any plans that include NYC yet. What kind of pig fuckers do you work for, anyway??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted September 7, 2021 Author Share #22 Posted September 7, 2021 1 minute ago, shootingstar said: So did something prompt your doctor to have a bone scan for you? I haven't had one yet nor has my physician requested any at this time. Yes, I have some degenerated lumbar disks they keep an eye on from a cycling accident when I was 17. I live with constant hip pain so they do the scan on that as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted September 7, 2021 Author Share #23 Posted September 7, 2021 Just now, Randomguy said: What kind of pig fuckers do you work for, anyway??? The best kind of course! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirwickWithCheese Posted September 7, 2021 Share #24 Posted September 7, 2021 27 minutes ago, Airehead said: Bad news first but do not sugar coat it Wilbur is fine. My liver is dyed a carmel color and saturated in sugar. Water is blocked like the Hoover dam. It is grape pie season. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL Posted September 7, 2021 Share #25 Posted September 7, 2021 Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Longjohn Posted September 7, 2021 Popular Post Share #26 Posted September 7, 2021 17 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: There have to be folks here in the Cafe (or their loved ones) who have either had hip or knee replacements. I'd love to hear the pros/cons. My wife was in so much pain from her hips that were destroyed by chemotherapy that I talked to her oncologist and asked her if she thought my wife could have her hips replaced without stirring up the cancer that was on her bones but didn’t seem to be going anywhere. She said absolutely go for it. She didn’t think it would stir up trouble. My wife had one hip done and three months later had the other hip replaced. She had at least five pain free years and said that was one of the best decisions she ever made. 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philander Seabury Posted September 7, 2021 Share #27 Posted September 7, 2021 1 hour ago, AirwickWithCheese said: Glad you are swell. My liver is now a sponge filled with Coke and Mr. Pibb Sponge cake like in a twinkie! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur Posted September 7, 2021 Author Share #28 Posted September 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Longjohn said: My wife was in so much pain from her hips that were destroyed by chemotherapy that I talked to her oncologist and asked her if she thought my wife could have her hips replaced without stirring up the cancer that was on her bones but didn’t seem to be going anywhere. She said absolutely go for it. She didn’t think it would stir up trouble. My wife had one hip done and three months later had the other hip replaced. She had at least five pain free years and said that was one of the best decisions she ever made. Thanks for that insight John. I am not there yet. I don't have balance or stride issues yet, just pain. Most of which goes away on a bike. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD Posted September 7, 2021 Share #29 Posted September 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Kirby said: always bad news first and finish with good news. Finish on an up note. Except in music, where an up beat precedes a downbeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottles Posted September 7, 2021 Share #30 Posted September 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Kirby said: always bad news first and finish with good news. Finish on an up note. 3 hours ago, ChrisL said: Yeah what Kirby said. So spill it… I'm down with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottles Posted September 7, 2021 Share #31 Posted September 7, 2021 3 hours ago, Wilbur said: The good news is: There is no bad news. Literally everything is mid-normal range. So, I have not killed my liver even when RG tried to do it in. The only bad news was in my bone scans which I also got back. "Significant degeneration in both hips" Looks like a replacement in my more senior years.. Sorry brother. This is not going to be fun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted September 8, 2021 Share #32 Posted September 8, 2021 12 hours ago, Razors Edge said: There have to be folks here in the Cafe (or their loved ones) who have either had hip or knee replacements. I'd love to hear the pros/cons. Hips are faster than knees to heal, surprisingly. My FIL was home in a day or two, with home PT. His only post operative issue was pain-medicine related, which I see as a real downside of the rush to get people home from the hospital quickly. In a step down or rehab facility, you’d have more nursing care, and the ability to focus on what the surgeon may have glossed over. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted September 8, 2021 Share #33 Posted September 8, 2021 15 hours ago, Wilbur said: Significant degeneration Bad news: You're a degenerate. Good news: You've got plenty of company on this Forum. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted September 8, 2021 Share #34 Posted September 8, 2021 16 hours ago, Kirby said: always bad news first and finish with good news. Finish on an up note. The bad news is...(drumroll please)...there is no good news. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted September 9, 2021 Share #35 Posted September 9, 2021 On 9/7/2021 at 4:12 PM, AirwickWithCheese said: Glad you are swell. My liver is now a sponge filled with Coke and Mr. Pibb No RC? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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