Do you ever have thoughts that you aren't particularly proud of?

[Road Runner]

Yet you are willing to tell us about here in the Cafe?

I was just outside doing some yard work and, as usual, I have to pick up about a dozen disgusting cigarette butts from my yard before I can cut the grass.  Some people seem to think that my yard is a trash can.  I have repeatedly had the thought that when they eventually come down with a smoking related disease, I will have little sympathy for them.  I don't wish them to become ill, I just have no sympathy for them when it inevitably happens.  

[AirwickWithCheese]

Yes, typically after trying to read a RG thread.  

[jsharr ★]

I am not proud of many of my parodies.  it is more of a sickness than a gift.

[Razors Edge ★]

15 minutes ago, Road Runner said:

I have to pick up about a dozen disgusting cigarette butts from my yard

Imagine if @donkpow still smoked??? He'd be down there cleaning up those butts for sure (with cigs at like $10 a pack!).

[donkpow]

I am not going to answer this question. I think it is a trap by the Thought Police.

[Razors Edge ★]

2 minutes ago, donkpow said:

I am not going to answer this question. I think it is a trap by the Thought Police.

I'm more afraid of the Dream Police!

 

[donkpow]

That was a cheap trick.

[jsharr ★]

2 minutes ago, donkpow said:

That was a cheap trick.

 

[maddmaxx ★]

46 minutes ago, Road Runner said:

Yet you are willing to tell us about here in the Cafe?

I was just outside doing some yard work and, as usual, I have to pick up about a dozen disgusting cigarette butts from my yard before I can cut the grass.  Some people seem to think that my yard is a trash can.  I have repeatedly had the thought that when they eventually come down with a smoking related disease, I will have little sympathy for them.  I don't wish them to become ill, I just have no sympathy for them when it inevitably happens.  

That's VA Beach for you.  We used to get up in the morning and find food like ice cream or milk shakes on our cars because there was angle parking in front of the house on 24 street.  I guess the tourists thought we should park all 3 cars in the driveway.  Of course they attempted to angle park in our driveway out ramp as well.  That rarely went well for them as we had a floor jack in the garage.

I was quite proud of some of those thoughts.

[Razors Edge ★]

45 minutes ago, Road Runner said:

Do you ever have thoughts that you aren't particularly proud of?

Intrusive thoughts?

 

[Wilbur ★]

Not one that I would talk about here, especially because of the physical improbability of my car actually fitting inside Justin Trudeaus ass.   

[MoseySusan]

Not a fan of the song, but I’d wear their t-shirt. 

[Parsnip Totin Jack ★]

Yes, all day, every day.

[Zephyr]

I have many, but none that I share here.  I am sure most here would not 'get' me and honestly most would probably not like 'dark' me.

That is what my scheduled psych debriefs are for

[Thaddeus Kosciuszko]

2 hours ago, Road Runner said:

Yet you are willing to tell us about here in the Cafe?

I wouldn't mind telling, but the lobotomies pretty much took care of any thoughts I might have had, uncharitable or otherwise. 

[Kirby]

Pretty much every time I plan a meal. Totinos Pizza rolls are a meal, right?

[jsharr ★]

13 minutes ago, Kirby said:

Pretty much every time I plan a meal. Totinos Pizza rolls are a meal, right?

If you dip them in Ranch dressing I believe they become an antipasto salad

[Square Wheels]

I wish my ex-wife would die.  She's a horrible drunk, so it's not impossible.  A person can dream.

[MickinMD ★]

3 hours ago, Road Runner said:

Yet you are willing to tell us about here in the Cafe?

I was just outside doing some yard work and, as usual, I have to pick up about a dozen disgusting cigarette butts from my yard before I can cut the grass.  Some people seem to think that my yard is a trash can.  I have repeatedly had the thought that when they eventually come down with a smoking related disease, I will have little sympathy for them.  I don't wish them to become ill, I just have no sympathy for them when it inevitably happens.  

Similarly, I feel the same about people from the low-cost housing projects 1/2 to 1 mile from me that walk to the liquor and convenience stores a block from me then toss their empty containers on their way home - and sometimes steal UPS, etc. packages from porches.

[MoseySusan]

3 hours ago, Wilbur said:

Not one that I would talk about here, especially because of the physical improbability of my car actually fitting inside Justin Trudeaus ass.   

Reuters reported he’s a thread away from losing a majority. Get you to the polls, and save your car for less ignoble jobs. 

 

[Ralphie ★]

49 minutes ago, MoseySusan said:

Reuters reported he’s a thread away from losing a majority. Get you to the polls, and save your car for less ignoble jobs. 

 

Oops!  I read his OP as Justin Bieber.

 

 

[Road Runner]

I am getting sick of Matt and Matt winning.  I would not be upset if he lost.   

[Further]

In the dark of the night my thoughts often dwell on my past deeds that I am not proud of

The line from a song "old men sleep with their conscience at night" is very true. 

[Thaddeus Kosciuszko]

25 minutes ago, Further said:

In the dark of the night my thoughts often dwell on my past deeds that I am not proud of

 

I would offer the suggestion for every minute you find yourself dwelling on past deeds of which you aren't proud, you spend at least one minute dwelling on deeds of which you are.

[Ralphie ★]

5 hours ago, Road Runner said:

I am getting sick of Matt and Matt winning.  I would not be upset if he lost.   

I was just saying how boring this was getting when it got relatively exciting because it was snot a runaway for the first time in many games.