What do you do when you have to work out, but you don’t want to?

[MoseySusan]

Yada yada yada… This is somehow about Kzoo! Yada yada… beer…farting….walk with a binder…elevator.

[Road Runner]

Many days, before a planned bike ride, I think I am feeling like crap and I should just forget it for the day.  But then, I usually summon up the energy to get dressed and I go for a ride anyway.

Some of those days are my best days on the bike!  When I return from my ride, I think how glad I am that I didn't stay home.   

[bikeman564™]

Then I don't. Sometimes I'll go for a small ride, and once I'm out riding I feel better. Getting going is the hard part.

[Kirby]

Nap

[Wilbur ★]

Functional workout. 

[Longjohn ★]

Sometimes when I don’t feel like working out I just go and do all of my favorite parts of a workout and it usually gets me in the mood to go ahead and do my full workout. If it doesn’t I accept the fun parts as good enough, better than sitting in my recliner playing of the eye pad.

[Kzoo]

Hey MossySue, you didn’t need to get personal.

 

And the Parody Meter says....... 7.83

[MoseySusan]

11 minutes ago, Kzoo said:

Hey MossySue, you didn’t need to get personal

Wazoo, it was an essential element of the original topic.

I said “fart” because I know how much you like that. 

[Dottleshead ★]

2 hours ago, Road Runner said:

Many days, before a planned bike ride, I think I am feeling like crap and I should just forget it for the day.  But then, I usually summon up the energy to get dressed and I go for a ride anyway.

Some of those days are my best days on the bike!  When I return from my ride, I think how glad I am that I didn't stay home.   

I agree with this. My best bike riding day came after I rode an 80 miler the day before and was both tight and sore the next day and could barely move. I didn’t want to go but pushed my way through it. And then something glorious happened. The best biking day of my life.

[Dottleshead ★]

2 hours ago, MoseySusan said:

Yada yada yada… This is somehow about Kzoo! Yada yada… beer…farting….walk with a binder…elevator.

I resemble this thread.

[Zephyr]

That is why I commute to work on my bike.  Even if I don't feel like it, I still need to get home

[Dottleshead ★]

10 minutes ago, Zephyr said:

That is why I commute to work on my bike.  Even if I don't feel like it, I still need to get home

Yep.

[maddmaxx ★]

Work is over rated.

[Razors Edge ★]

14 hours ago, MoseySusan said:

Yada yada yada… This is somehow about Kzoo! Yada yada… beer…farting….walk with a binder…elevator.

This is far better than ANY @jsharr parody, except, of course, when he adds a custom avatar for Kzoo in the parody.  That's a rare gem for him.

[jsharr ★]

15 hours ago, MoseySusan said:

Yada yada yada… This is somehow about Kzoo! Yada yada… beer…farting….walk with a binder…elevator.

20.00

[Kzoo]

13 hours ago, MoseySusan said:

I said “fart” because I know how much you like that. 

You must have me confused with @jsharr.  I have no interest...

[2Far ★]

Well, this AM, I went & worked out.

Sometimes I go. Sometimes, I bag it & reset the alarm for 0715 (the latest I can get up, get showered, get dressed & make it to work on time).

[MickinMD ★]

I gave been very irregular in exercise and am trying to get back on track.

If I don't feel like doing any dedicated exercise, I try to make sure I do something that burns calories even if it's just walking the dog.

[jsharr ★]

21 minutes ago, Kzoo said:

You must have me confused with @jsharr.  I have no interest...

You should be interested in farts.  At your age, you cannot trust a fart

[MoseySusan]

47 minutes ago, Kzoo said:

You must have me confused with @jsharr.  I have no interest...

Precedent. Three exclamation marks belies your lack of interest.

[MoseySusan]

33 minutes ago, MickinMD said:

I gave been very irregular in exercise and am trying to get back on track.

If I don't feel like doing any dedicated exercise, I try to make sure I do something that burns calories even if it's just walking the dog.

Same. I don’t have a dog, though. I usually turn on some music and clean the house. 

[Kzoo]

9 minutes ago, MoseySusan said:

Precedent. Three exclamation marks belies your lack of interest.

 

Oops!!!

[MoseySusan]

1 minute ago, Kzoo said:

 

Oops!!!

No worries.  I don’t have the parody muse.

[jsharr ★]

14 minutes ago, MoseySusan said:

Precedent. Three exclamation marks belies your lack of interest.

[Kzoo]

1 minute ago, MoseySusan said:

No worries.  I don’t have the parody muse.

But I hope you have your Dredgers Union card.

[Kzoo]

Just now, jsharr said:

 

Truth!

 

[MoseySusan]

Just now, Kzoo said:

But I hope you have your Dredgers Union card.

I could look into that. Maybe the Cafe needs a Dredge Meter? I feel a vocation stirring. 

[Razors Edge ★]

1 minute ago, MoseySusan said:

I could look into that. Maybe the Cafe needs a Dredge Meter? I feel a vocation stirring. 

Min = 0  Max = 1.

There would be no reason for any dredge to rate higher than a 1 (a Meh).  In fact, a rating that high would be impossible in a sane world as well, so maybe Min = Max where Min = 0???

[maddmaxx ★]

I put on this t shirt

[MoseySusan]

5 minutes ago, Razors Edge said:

Min = 0  Max = 1.

There would be no reason for any dredge to rate higher than a 1 (a Meh).  In fact, a rating that high would be impossible in a sane world as well, so maybe Min = Max where Min = 0???

You make it seem like there’s a reason for a rating. 
I’ll add that the joy of “the bot” rating is the binary “like: don’t like”. No rules, no grammar to it.

[Razors Edge ★]

10 minutes ago, MoseySusan said:

You make it seem like there’s a reason for a rating. 
I’ll add that the joy of “the bot” rating is the binary “like: don’t like”. No rules, no grammar to it.

The Joy Meter says: 0.00

[MoseySusan]

33 minutes ago, Razors Edge said:

The Joy Meter says: 0.00

IKR?! 
Welcome to @Kzoo’s world. 

[Razors Edge ★]

2 minutes ago, MoseySusan said:

IKR?! 
Welcome to @Kzoo’s world. 

Well, there is NO JOY in Kzoo-ville, that's for sure.

[2Far ★]

2 hours ago, MickinMD said:

I gave been very irregular in exercise and am trying to get back on track.

If I don't feel like doing any dedicated exercise, I try to make sure I do something that burns calories even if it's just walking the dog.

Before my recent electrical upgrade, I moved Wo2's virtually unused (ever) treadmill back into the living space. I walk while the kettle comes to a boil, I walk the 4 minutes it takes my French press to steep, I walk ~8 minutes before dinner, I walk ~8 minutes after the news & a maybe one more time before bed.

I've been walking 4-5 times per day at work. We have a fenced/walled in area where I can do a couple of figure 8s in about 7 minutes, ~750 steps/event.

[Dottleshead ★]

Holy crap!  This thread really took off.  I don't have time to read it all.

[Kzoo]

It’s just a below average parody.  Don’t waste you time.  You got goofing off to accomplish.

[Dottleshead ★]

3 hours ago, MoseySusan said:

IKR?! 
Welcome to @Kzoo’s world. 

He can be grumpy.  Sensitive too.  But damn it to hell if we all can't.  @Kzoo can I get a paycheck for my last bathroom run?  I want to get paid to poo.

 

[Kzoo]

no