Randomguy Posted September 23, 2021 Share #1 Posted September 23, 2021 ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted September 23, 2021 Share #2 Posted September 23, 2021 They foraged...like rabbits. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12string Posted September 23, 2021 Share #3 Posted September 23, 2021 That would be as pointless as folding their underwear. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share #4 Posted September 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, 12string said: That would be as pointless as folding their underwear. Hell, I wonder if people ate any lettuce without salad dressing, or sandwiches. What came first, salad dressing or sandwiches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted September 23, 2021 Share #5 Posted September 23, 2021 Naked salad was the rage back before they dressed their salads. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 23, 2021 Share #6 Posted September 23, 2021 Of course. They even ate locusts without any locust dressing. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted September 23, 2021 Share #7 Posted September 23, 2021 It looks like salad dressings go waaaay back. I’m guessing nobody ever really liked the taste of raw salad/greens and found ways early on to make it palatable. https://dressings-sauces.org/history-of-salad-dressings/ 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share #8 Posted September 23, 2021 27 minutes ago, Old No. 7 said: Naked salad was the rage back before they dressed their salads. I don't know if eating salad while naked is a good idea, I wouldn't want it staring at my schlong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allen ★ Posted September 23, 2021 Share #9 Posted September 23, 2021 1 minute ago, ChrisL said: It looks like salad dressings go waaaay back. I’m guessing nobody ever really liked the taste of raw salad/greens and found ways early on to make it palatable. https://dressings-sauces.org/history-of-salad-dressings/ I went over to Wikipedia to look up, salad. It said Romans and Persians had dressing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted September 23, 2021 Share #10 Posted September 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Randomguy said: I don't know if eating salad while naked is a good idea, I wouldn't want it staring at my shlong. Ive eaten salad naked many times. If the only dressing available is disgusting I eat it naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 23, 2021 Share #11 Posted September 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I don't know if eating salad while naked is a good idea, I wouldn't want it staring at my shlong. If you are eating while naked (I know you do) and you drop a tasty morsel onto your crotch, would you still eat it or throw it away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted September 23, 2021 Share #12 Posted September 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, Randomguy said: I don't know if eating salad while naked is a good idea, I wouldn't want it staring at my shlong. Take the magnifying glass away. Problem solved. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted September 23, 2021 Share #13 Posted September 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: If you are eating while naked (I know you do) and you drop a tasty morsel onto your crotch, would you still eat it or throw it away? Probably, I know where my crotch has been. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share #14 Posted September 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, Road Runner said: If you are eating while naked (I know you do) and you drop a tasty morsel onto your crotch, would you still eat it or throw it away? I don't have any pets, so that is a dilemma for sure. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share #15 Posted September 23, 2021 11 minutes ago, ChrisL said: It looks like salad dressings go waaaay back. I’m guessing nobody ever really liked the taste of raw salad/greens and found ways early on to make it palatable. https://dressings-sauces.org/history-of-salad-dressings/ Who knew there was an "Association for Dressings and Sauces"? I learn a lot on the forum! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 23, 2021 Share #16 Posted September 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, Old No. 7 said: Take the magnifying glass away. Problem solved. I've always thought that the word schlong seemed like a generous description of most penises. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted September 23, 2021 Share #17 Posted September 23, 2021 Just now, Road Runner said: I've always thought that the word schlong seemed like a generous description of most penises. How about schlort then!?!? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted September 23, 2021 Share #18 Posted September 23, 2021 Just now, Road Runner said: I've always thought that the word schlong seemed like a generous description of most penises. It’s used to make the speaker feel better about themselves. It’s the verbal version of a lifted pickup truck. A feelings band aid. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted September 23, 2021 Author Share #19 Posted September 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, Old No. 7 said: It’s used to make the speaker feel better about themselves. It’s the verbal version of a lifted pickup truck. A feelings band aid. What? It is another word for penis, like tool, dong, or excalibur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted September 23, 2021 Share #20 Posted September 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, Randomguy said: It is another word for penis, like tool, dong, or excalibur. No, it is more like "long, dangling male organ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Airehead Posted September 23, 2021 Popular Post Share #21 Posted September 23, 2021 I was going to answer this but now I regret opening the thread. 1 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted September 23, 2021 Share #22 Posted September 23, 2021 4 hours ago, Road Runner said: Of course. They even ate locusts without any locust dressing. Locusts and honey. Read Matthew’ gospel chapter 3, verse 4. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solution Ralphie ★ Posted September 24, 2021 Solution Share #23 Posted September 24, 2021 10 hours ago, Airehead said: I was going to answer this but now I regret opening the thread. Meandering threads are fun! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 24, 2021 Share #24 Posted September 24, 2021 12 hours ago, Road Runner said: I've always thought that the word schlong seemed like a generous description of most penises. It’s cold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted September 24, 2021 Share #25 Posted September 24, 2021 I would like to thank the academy and everyone I have ever had contact with for the honor of being the solver of this thread. Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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