jsharr ★ Posted October 12, 2021 Share #1 Posted October 12, 2021 Need to sue a customer for non payment. Any ideas? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrapr ★ Posted October 12, 2021 Share #2 Posted October 12, 2021 I've seen this commercial 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted October 12, 2021 Share #3 Posted October 12, 2021 Check legalzoom.com for correspondence templates. A well worded letter may yield results for less expense than retaining counsel. If the letter doesn’t work, hire the guns at Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted October 12, 2021 Share #4 Posted October 12, 2021 14 minutes ago, jsharr said: Need to sue a customer for non payment. Any ideas? How much? Is small claims court an option? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 12, 2021 Author Share #5 Posted October 12, 2021 1 minute ago, 2Far said: How much? Is small claims court an option? Depends. How much do think one of my custom created avatars is worth? How much do you think I can get out of Kzoo? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted October 12, 2021 Share #6 Posted October 12, 2021 8 minutes ago, jsharr said: Depends. How much do think one of my custom created avatars is worth? How much do you think I can get out of Kzoo? Then, I'd suggest micro-court on both counts. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted October 12, 2021 Share #7 Posted October 12, 2021 @smarterblonde 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted October 12, 2021 Share #8 Posted October 12, 2021 41 minutes ago, Old No. 7 said: Check legalzoom.com for correspondence templates. A well worded letter may yield results for less expense than retaining counsel. If the letter doesn’t work, hire the guns at Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe. Am I the only one who got the reference??? 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 12, 2021 Author Share #9 Posted October 12, 2021 14 minutes ago, ChrisL said: Am I the only one who got the reference??? I got it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groupw Posted October 12, 2021 Share #10 Posted October 12, 2021 I can have Cousin Chickie deliver a dead whitefish to their doorstep.... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 12, 2021 Author Share #11 Posted October 12, 2021 1 minute ago, groupw said: I can have Cousin Chickie deliver a dead whitefish to their doorstep.... I am pretty sure this guy would eat it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Road Runner Posted October 12, 2021 Popular Post Share #12 Posted October 12, 2021 People always want a good lawyer. It must suck to be an average lawyer. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 12, 2021 Author Share #13 Posted October 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Road Runner said: People always want a good lawyer. It must suck to be an average lawyer. think how @Kzoo must feel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootingstar Posted October 12, 2021 Share #14 Posted October 12, 2021 Choose a solo lawyer. Less overhead. Ask what types of cases s/he has been successful and ask to name certain details of those cases. Ask if s/he is willing to do a bundled deal for you instead of just bill /hr. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 12, 2021 Author Share #15 Posted October 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, shootingstar said: Choose a solo lawyer. Less overhead. Ask what types of cases s/he has been successful and ask to name certain details of those cases. Ask if s/he is willing to do a bundled deal for you instead of just bill /hr. I want to sue @Kzoo I will pay up to $50 USD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted October 12, 2021 Share #16 Posted October 12, 2021 3 hours ago, jsharr said: Any ideas? General wisdom is even a good lawyer won't do. You need lawyers, guns and money. All plural. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 12, 2021 Author Share #17 Posted October 12, 2021 5 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: General wisdom is even a good lawyer won't do. You need lawyers, guns and money. All plural. All I have is a few guns. I guess I am screwed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted October 12, 2021 Share #18 Posted October 12, 2021 14 minutes ago, jsharr said: I want to sue @Kzoo I will pay up to $50 USD I will represent @Kzoo pro Bono. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 12, 2021 Author Share #19 Posted October 12, 2021 Just now, Airehead said: I will represent @Kzoo pro Bono. This is the thanks I get for making you that avatar? For shame. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted October 12, 2021 Share #20 Posted October 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: This is the thanks I get for making you that avatar? For shame. Airedales but I will pay you for an avatar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 12, 2021 Author Share #21 Posted October 12, 2021 16 minutes ago, Airehead said: Airedales but I will pay you for an avatar 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted October 12, 2021 Share #22 Posted October 12, 2021 This thread really degenerated fast. Must be a @jsharr thread. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted October 12, 2021 Share #23 Posted October 12, 2021 I don't have any ideas, J. Maybe hire a guy with brass knuckles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted October 12, 2021 Share #24 Posted October 12, 2021 My Sicilian cousin drives for a carting firm. Could he help out with your problem? Not only drives, but is the union rep. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 12, 2021 Share #25 Posted October 12, 2021 I told you the check is in the mail. Stop harassing me. I feel a strong counter suit coming on. @Airehead, get ‘em. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 13, 2021 Author Share #26 Posted October 13, 2021 1 hour ago, maddmaxx said: My Sicilian cousin drives for a carting firm. Could he help out with your problem? Not only drives, but is the union rep. Please make sure Airehead does not get hurt 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 13, 2021 Share #27 Posted October 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, jsharr said: Please make sure Airehead does not get hurt We just enjoined Maxipad in our suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted October 13, 2021 Share #28 Posted October 13, 2021 What ever happened to the good ole days of a baseball bat and their kneecap? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 13, 2021 Author Share #29 Posted October 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, KrAzY said: What ever happened to the good ole days of a baseball bat and their kneecap? Owls don’t have kneecaps, do they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted October 13, 2021 Share #30 Posted October 13, 2021 12 minutes ago, jsharr said: Owls don’t have kneecaps, do they? They're on backwards though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted October 13, 2021 Share #31 Posted October 13, 2021 18 minutes ago, jsharr said: Owls don’t have kneecaps, do they? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 13, 2021 Author Share #32 Posted October 13, 2021 14 minutes ago, KrAzY said: Batter up! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 13, 2021 Share #33 Posted October 13, 2021 1 hour ago, jsharr said: Batter up! Hey @Airehead, is our paralegal copying any of this stuff. The counter suit settlement is climbing by the minute here. I might also have to call in some favors from my contacts at the Justice Department. Sucks to be you..... and Maxi......and that Krazy dude. I’d get his Valiant in the settlement but that thing is butt ugly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted October 13, 2021 Share #34 Posted October 13, 2021 Are there any rules about aluminium bats or can old fashioned wood ones be used to better effect? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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