Randomguy Posted October 13, 2021 Share #1 Posted October 13, 2021 Jsharrt comes to mind immediately, although Wilbur has occasion to be one in different locations. DP is my darkhorse candidate, he is good with tools, dogs, and the backcountry. Who else is a logical candidate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tizeye Posted October 13, 2021 Popular Post Share #2 Posted October 13, 2021 I usually have Cheerios in the morning. Kill off a bowl with no problem. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilbur ★ Posted October 13, 2021 Share #3 Posted October 13, 2021 There are enough idiots here that I could be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 13, 2021 Share #4 Posted October 13, 2021 If you spelled it cereal, I would go with one of those Magic Spoon wackos. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted October 13, 2021 Share #5 Posted October 13, 2021 Me 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted October 13, 2021 Share #6 Posted October 13, 2021 It would have to be someone nobody would ever suspect. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted October 13, 2021 Share #7 Posted October 13, 2021 16 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: It would have to be someone nobody would ever suspect. No one even suspected the forum badass. I’m good at this. Random mass killer fact: Timothy McVeigh was from the town next to mine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted October 13, 2021 Share #8 Posted October 13, 2021 SW for sure... Vegan and he made this hell hole that we are all trapped in and cant leave. 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted October 13, 2021 Share #9 Posted October 13, 2021 1 minute ago, KrAzY said: SW for sure... Vegan and he made this hell hole that we are all trapped in and cant leave. It should have been named Hotel California. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted October 13, 2021 Share #10 Posted October 13, 2021 @Old No. 7 is a loner, has military zeal, and doesn't like to take shit. Either he's an awesome human being or he's a serial killer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted October 13, 2021 Share #11 Posted October 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Randomguy said: Jsharrt comes to mind immediately, although Wilbur has occasion to be one in different locations. DP is my darkhorse candidate, he is good with tools, dogs, and the backcountry. Who else is a logical candidate? Here in ABQ, drivers who run over pedestrians *never* get prosecuted. The pedestrian can be in a clearly marked crosswalk, get hit by a driver, and the driver might pay a fine. So, @KrAzY and any other car fan here could take a trip on Route 66 without worrying about pesky foot traffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 13, 2021 Author Share #12 Posted October 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, Dottles said: @Old No. 7 is a loner, has military zeal, and doesn't like to take shit. Either he's an awesome human being or he's a serial killer. Too thoughtful, plus I have seen him at home. He likes beer and bikes and stays away from people that he doesn't like rather than seek them out. I think he takes out his frustrations on pie. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 13, 2021 Author Share #13 Posted October 13, 2021 11 minutes ago, KrAzY said: SW for sure... Vegan and he made this hell hole that we are all trapped in and cant leave. Nah, he would have snapped by now, although I am sure he wants to kill humans. Not animals, though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 13, 2021 Author Share #14 Posted October 13, 2021 45 minutes ago, maddmaxx said: It would have to be someone nobody would ever suspect. That is why I say DP. He is smart, capable, sly, and knows how to plan. He is on my 'most likely' list. No hints that he would even think about being a serial killer or even have bad intentions, which is generally the first sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsnip Totin Jack ★ Posted October 13, 2021 Share #15 Posted October 13, 2021 31 minutes ago, Dottles said: @Old No. 7 is a loner, has military zeal, and doesn't like to take shit. Either he's an awesome human being or he's a serial killer. Or a sock puppet. You didn’t consider that did you? Nah, I can’t be a serial killer; I’m too lazy. It requires planning, execution (pun intended) and a clean getaway with a solid alibi. From a cost-benefit perspective, costs exceed benefits. So far. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dottleshead ★ Posted October 13, 2021 Share #16 Posted October 13, 2021 35 minutes ago, Old No. 7 said: Or a sock puppet. You didn’t consider that did you? Nah, I can’t be a serial killer; I’m too lazy. It requires planning, execution (pun intended) and a clean getaway with a solid alibi. From a cost-benefit perspective, costs exceed benefits. So far. Ok how ’bout this. You’re part of the Sunshine Committee and clearly have nefarious motives. Quite frankly guys like you fit the profile of a serial killer. Nice guy and then one day picks up a beautiful bike rack and sends it across country. Trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted October 14, 2021 Share #17 Posted October 14, 2021 When I'm writing, I do a lot of research about how to kill--some on the internet, some in other ways... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted October 14, 2021 Share #18 Posted October 14, 2021 2 hours ago, maddmaxx said: It would have to be someone nobody would ever suspect. me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted October 14, 2021 Share #19 Posted October 14, 2021 Allen is on a work study program.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palesaint Posted October 14, 2021 Share #20 Posted October 14, 2021 Usually it's someone who stalks... quietly observing and sizing up their victims... never happy with the last one, always needing more. Ooooo, did I say that out loud? 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palesaint Posted October 14, 2021 Share #21 Posted October 14, 2021 But seriously, I also vote for @Old No. 7. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted October 14, 2021 Share #22 Posted October 14, 2021 2 hours ago, BuffJim said: Random mass killer fact: Timothy McVeigh was from the town next to mine. Another random mass killer fact: Ted Bundy met the sorority girls at Big Daddy’s Lounge a block from where I lived. Later that evening he killed them, breaking into their Sorority House. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tizeye Posted October 14, 2021 Share #23 Posted October 14, 2021 While internet down at home, using cellular to reach here. Have ad blocker on PC, but why as I am reading and replying to this thread am I getting an ad to meet single Slavic girls? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffJim Posted October 14, 2021 Share #24 Posted October 14, 2021 2 hours ago, KrAzY said: SW for sure... Vegan and he made this hell hole that we are all trapped in and cant leave. They told me I could leave once I got to Maillot Jaune status. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted October 14, 2021 Share #25 Posted October 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, BuffJim said: They told me I could leave once I got to Maillot Jaune status. Hope is the last thing that dies in man. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted October 14, 2021 Share #26 Posted October 14, 2021 You folks are forgetting one thing, what do people say about a serial killer when he is discovered? That's right, "He seemed like such a nice guy to me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 14, 2021 Share #27 Posted October 14, 2021 15 minutes ago, BuffJim said: They told me I could leave once I got to Maillot Jaune status. They told me that too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 14, 2021 Share #28 Posted October 14, 2021 9 minutes ago, Kirby said: Hope is the last thing that dies in man. Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisL Posted October 14, 2021 Share #29 Posted October 14, 2021 4 hours ago, Randomguy said: I think he takes out his frustrations on pie. I sure hope it’s not like this… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickinMD ★ Posted October 14, 2021 Share #30 Posted October 14, 2021 Not me. I might snap from road rage, in which case it will be all at once, not serial. Either a much higher percentage of drivers are assholes today or I'm getting grumpier with age. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted October 14, 2021 Share #31 Posted October 14, 2021 24 minutes ago, MickinMD said: Not me. I might snap from road rage, in which case it will be all at once, not serial. Either a much higher percentage of drivers are assholes today or I'm getting grumpier with age. Both Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted October 14, 2021 Share #32 Posted October 14, 2021 11 hours ago, BuffJim said: They told me I could leave once I got to Maillot Jaune status. They stab it with their steely knives, But they just can't kill the beast. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 14, 2021 Share #33 Posted October 14, 2021 I had a chance yesterday. Working in my yard, I came upon several large and threatening spiders, but I didn't kill them. I just removed them and their webs from locations that were presenting a problem. They didn't thank me, but that was understandable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted October 14, 2021 Share #34 Posted October 14, 2021 Just now, Road Runner said: I had a chance yesterday. Working in my yard, I came upon several large and threatening spiders, but I didn't kill them. I just removed them and their webs from locations that were presenting a problem. They didn't thank me, but that was understandable. I confess, I am a cereal killer of lanternflies. And from the looks of the sidewalks, I am Shirley not alone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 14, 2021 Share #35 Posted October 14, 2021 With regard to the insect world, I have killed everything that walks, flies or crawls at one time or another. But in my old age, I have become very live and let live, whenever it is at all possible. I even pick up disgusting earthworms from the deathly Sahara that is my driveway and return them to my lawn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted October 14, 2021 Share #36 Posted October 14, 2021 15 hours ago, UglyBob said: When I'm writing, I do a lot of research about how to kill--some on the internet, some in other ways... Ooo… Albuquerque crosswalks are the perfect setting for ending someone’s life with zero consequences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted October 14, 2021 Share #37 Posted October 14, 2021 14 hours ago, donkpow said: You folks are forgetting one thing, what do people say about a serial killer when he is discovered? That's right, "He seemed like such a nice guy to me." Two things: nice and guy. That lets every female here off the hook for suspicion. Except one… It seems a few of the most notorious female monsters were administrators of an adult care facility. https://historyofyesterday.com/10-most-famous-female-serial-killers-of-all-time-8527da5ca68d 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkpow Posted October 14, 2021 Share #38 Posted October 14, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 14, 2021 Share #39 Posted October 14, 2021 Several of you guys are on my list so I guess I could be the guy. I'd keep one eye open while sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted October 14, 2021 Share #40 Posted October 14, 2021 7 hours ago, Road Runner said: With regard to the insect world, I have killed everything that walks, flies or crawls at one time or another. But in my old age, I have become very live and let live, whenever it is at all possible. I even pick up disgusting earthworms from the deathly Sahara that is my driveway and return them to my lawn. Think of how all those years of weakening the local insect population through wholesale slaughter left a WIDE OPEN door for the Lantern Flies and the Murder Hornet or whatever to sneak in and terrorize the US!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted October 14, 2021 Share #41 Posted October 14, 2021 7 hours ago, Road Runner said: With regard to the insect world, I have killed everything that walks, flies or crawls at one time or another. But in my old age, I have become very live and let live, whenever it is at all possible. I even pick up disgusting earthworms from the deathly Sahara that is my driveway and return them to my lawn. I do that with bugs in the house now. Except ants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 14, 2021 Share #42 Posted October 14, 2021 3 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said: I do that with bugs in the house now. Except ants. I still kill spiders in the house. Especially the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 14, 2021 Share #43 Posted October 14, 2021 6 minutes ago, Philander Seabury said: I have killed everything that walks, flies or crawls at one time or another Did anyone recognize this line from a movie (slightly modified)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 14, 2021 Share #44 Posted October 14, 2021 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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