How KrAzY are you?

[Wilbur ★]

The older I get, the KrAzIeR I get.  Pretty soon, I'll be too KrAzY to eat.  I considered doing just that last night.  After working in the yard all day, I was too tired to fix dinner.  I seriously considered just going to bed.  If I get to where I am too KrAzY to eat, I might as well just shoot myself and get it over with.   

Over the past few days, I have been reminded of all the little projects that I need to do but have been putting off because I'm just too KrAzY to do anything that requires any sort of substantial effort.  So, in order to at least remind me of all the miscellaneous crap that needs doing, I resolved to make a to-do list and put it on the refrigerator.  

But, apparently, it seems I'm too KrAzY to even make a to-do list.   

 

[Kzoo]

And the Parody Meter says........ 10.00