Paging Parr8Head to the immoral support phone

[Razors Edge ★]

I have been drinking Coors Light lately.  For years, this was all I drank, but then I branched out a bit to Heineken and Red Stripe.  Anyway, back to Coors Light.  I drink long neck bottles, but was out.  We went out to dinner Friday night and then were all going back to our place to watch a movie.  I stopped at 7-Eleven to get some beer.  No bottles.  Grabbed what I thought was a 12 pack of 12 ounce cans.  Get home to find out they were 16oz cans.  What do I do?  Just pretend they are 12 ouncers and drink them as usual or put them in a paper sack and walk the streets while drinking them?  I have no experience in such things you see.  Please help me @Parr8hed, you are my only hope.

TL; DR:  Am I going to hell?

[Parr8hed]

7 minutes ago, Razors Edge said:

 

TL; DR:  Am I going to hell?

Most likely.

[Razors Edge ★]

4 minutes ago, Parr8hed said:

Most likely.

Like I needed to actually ask.

[MoseySusan]

2 hours ago, Razors Edge said:

TL; DR:  Am I going to hell?

I read it’s in NJ, and they’ve been dealing with a mudslide. Take your Wellies.