jsharr ★ Posted November 5, 2021 Share #1 Posted November 5, 2021 I had a late lunch today. This made me feel hungry I got a soup and salad for lunch. I ate all of my nice potato soup with bacon and cheese. It was yummy. This made me feel satisfied. I was so satisfied that I put the salad in the fridge and will take it home, hoping it does not get all soggy and wilted from the dressing. This made me feel nervous. I then stopped and did a bit of work which made me forget the saltine crackers that came with my soup. This made me feel productive and forgetful. I was reading an email and searching for some files and I saw the crackers and began to eat them. This made me fell happy, because they were not stale and I was sort of expecting them to be stale. Then mid way through the first packet of crackers I began to feel unsatisfied and with each crunch my dissatisfaction began to evolve into a deep seething anger. This made me feel angry. The reason for my anger was my utter and absolute lack of butter, which would have made these Zesta Saltines better. This made me feel like damning you in a post. So DAMN YOU @Randomguy. This made me feel a bit better and my anger is no longer seething, but it is still there. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted November 5, 2021 Share #2 Posted November 5, 2021 Channeling Charlton Heston 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 5, 2021 Share #3 Posted November 5, 2021 5 minutes ago, jsharr said: The reason for my anger was my utter and absolute lack of butter, Grape jelly would have worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solution Wilbur ★ Posted November 5, 2021 Solution Share #4 Posted November 5, 2021 7 minutes ago, jsharr said: I had a late lunch today. This made me feel hungry I got a soup and salad for lunch. I ate all of my nice potato soup with bacon and cheese. It was yummy. This made me feel satisfied. I was so satisfied that I put the salad in the fridge and will take it home, hoping it does not get all soggy and wilted from the dressing. This made me feel nervous. I then stopped and did a bit of work which made me forget the saltine crackers that came with my soup. This made me feel productive and forgetful. I was reading an email and searching for some files and I saw the crackers and began to eat them. This made me fell happy, becuase they were not stale and I was sort of expecting them to be stale. Then mid day through the first packet of crackers I began to feel unsatisfied and with each crunch my dissastisfaciton began to evolve into a deep seething anger. This made me feel angry. The reason for my anger was my utter and absolute lack of butter, which would have made these Zesta Saltines better. This made me feel like damning you in a post. So DAMN YOU @Randomguy. This made me fell a bit better and my anger is no longer seething, but it is still there. Fascinating! See you in McAllen! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 5, 2021 Share #5 Posted November 5, 2021 1 minute ago, Wilburger said: Fascinating! See you in McAllen! I think he was hoping for a fly-by???? Something about the gas mileage of the 300 and him not being a millionaire???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 5, 2021 Author Share #6 Posted November 5, 2021 10 minutes ago, Razors Edge said: Grape jelly would have worked. Look, this is not prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 5, 2021 Share #7 Posted November 5, 2021 Just now, jsharr said: Look, this is not prison. A tin of sardines would have worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 5, 2021 Share #8 Posted November 5, 2021 4 minutes ago, jsharr said: Look, this is not prison. BTW, gonna have a tossed salad tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirby Posted November 5, 2021 Share #9 Posted November 5, 2021 I am sorry they were not Premium Saltines, the king of Saltines. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted November 5, 2021 Share #10 Posted November 5, 2021 8 minutes ago, Kirby said: I am sorry they were not Premium Saltines, the king of Saltines. Premium and Texas do not often go together. People who will not put beans in chili have no taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 5, 2021 Author Share #11 Posted November 5, 2021 8 minutes ago, Kirby said: I am sorry they were not Premium Saltines, the king of Saltines. As am I . I am glad you were able to feel my pain. I hope you are angry at @Randomguy as well. This is clearly his fault. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted November 5, 2021 Share #12 Posted November 5, 2021 No hot sauce ? In Texas ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 5, 2021 Author Share #13 Posted November 5, 2021 Just now, Further said: No hot sauce ? In Texas ?? DAMN YOU FURTHER!!! Your post made me feel stupid for not going and getting the hot sauce from the breakroom. DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME FEEL BAD. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted November 5, 2021 Share #14 Posted November 5, 2021 3 minutes ago, jsharr said: DAMN YOU FURTHER!!! Your post made me feel stupid for not going and getting the hot sauce from the breakroom. DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME FEEL BAD. No matter how far you go someone will take it futher. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 5, 2021 Share #15 Posted November 5, 2021 I thought you were mad at RG for prohibiting the free expression of feelers in the forum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 6, 2021 Author Share #16 Posted November 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Philander Seabury said: I thought you were mad at RG for prohibiting the free expression of feelers in the forum. I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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