jsharr ★ Posted October 1, 2014 Share #1 Posted October 1, 2014 WARNING! jsharr is posting from Dallas, the current US epicenter of the Ebola epidemic. Do not read his posts. Do not like his posts, no matter how good they are, or how funny they are. Be advised that quoting a jsharr post could expose you to scurvy, gout and EBOLA, in that order. Do not stare directly into a jsharr post and by all means do not anger or provoke a jsharr post by taunting, teasing, spindling, folding, shaking or fapping to it. If after reading a sharr post you experience fever, rash, vomiting, the emission of blood from any bodily orifice that does not normally emit blood, or violent flatulence, you should seek immediate medical attention. Thank you, and have a good day. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randomguy Posted October 1, 2014 Share #2 Posted October 1, 2014 I am fine as long as I don't get terminal rectal itch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 1, 2014 Share #3 Posted October 1, 2014 "If after reading a sharr post you experience fever, rash, vomiting, the emission of blood from any bodily orifice that does not normally emit blood, or violent flatulence, you should seek immediate medical attention." OK, kind sir, help me out here. I had several, no wait, most of those symptoms before opening your post. What's your suggestion. EDIT: I already know that a glass or 2 of wine won't help. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 1, 2014 Author Share #4 Posted October 1, 2014 "If after reading a sharr post you experience fever, rash, vomiting, the emission of blood from any bodily orifice that does not normally emit blood, or violent flatulence, you should seek immediate medical attention." OK, kind sir, help me out here. I had several, no wait, most of those symptoms before opening your post. What's your suggestion. EDIT: I already know that a glass or 2 of wine won't help. apparently you need to eat red bush meat or stay at a holiday inn express Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 1, 2014 Share #5 Posted October 1, 2014 Could you guys send some infected people up to Washington, DC? This would be much more interesting to watch if Washington was the epicenter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 1, 2014 Author Share #6 Posted October 1, 2014 "If after reading a sharr post you experience fever, rash, vomiting, the emission of blood from any bodily orifice that does not normally emit blood, or violent flatulence, you should seek immediate medical attention." OK, kind sir, help me out here. I had several, no wait, most of those symptoms before opening your post. What's your suggestion. EDIT: I already know that a glass or 2 of wine won't help. Alternately, you could just move to Dallas and accept your fate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted October 1, 2014 Share #7 Posted October 1, 2014 I'f I can't read them can i post in them knowing they will never be liked? I forgot to read what I was posting also along with your post not posting what I can and can not post... POTATO! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 1, 2014 Author Share #8 Posted October 1, 2014 Could you guys send some infected people up to Washington, DC? This would be much more interesting to watch if Washington was the epicenter. Yes, we are sending a group of really badly infected victims up there on Sunday, Dec 28th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted October 1, 2014 Share #9 Posted October 1, 2014 Alternately, you could just move to Dallas and accept your fate. That right there is death all by itself. Never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 1, 2014 Author Share #10 Posted October 1, 2014 I'f I can't read them can i post in them knowing they will never be liked? I forgot to read what I was posting also along with your post not posting what I can and can not post... POTATO! I did not know you were fluent in Liberian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 1, 2014 Share #11 Posted October 1, 2014 Yes, we are sending a group of really badly infected victims up there on Sunday, Dec 28th. I guess it is fitting that the same city that brought us the assasination and Jerry Jones will now be the purveyor of the end of time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Silly Posted October 1, 2014 Share #12 Posted October 1, 2014 WARNING! jsharr is posting from Dallas, the current US epicenter of the Ebola epidemic. Pretty much confirming everyone's belief that Texas is a 3rd world country. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted October 1, 2014 Share #13 Posted October 1, 2014 I am fine as long as I don't get terminal rectal itch. One word: Studded butt plug!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted October 1, 2014 Share #14 Posted October 1, 2014 Questions and answers about the US Ebola case http://news.yahoo.com/questions-answers-us-ebola-case-070636597--politics.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solution Parr8hed Posted October 1, 2014 Solution Share #15 Posted October 1, 2014 It took a while, but I was finally able to fap to that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 1, 2014 Author Share #16 Posted October 1, 2014 Questions and answers about the US Ebola case http://news.yahoo.com/questions-answers-us-ebola-case-070636597--politics.html News today is that they may have a second case already. Just saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 1, 2014 Author Share #17 Posted October 1, 2014 It took a while, but I was finally able to fap to that. Okay, you just caught scurvy, rickets and whooping cough at the very least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KrAzY Posted October 1, 2014 Share #18 Posted October 1, 2014 I did not know you were fluent in Liberian! There are many things you do not know, and I know you do not know them.. It's all because they are kept from you and you do not have the G14 classified clearance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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