jsharr ★ Posted October 1, 2014 Share #1 Posted October 1, 2014 I always tell him that money does not grow on trees, as required in the dad handbook. He asked me if money does not grow on trees, why do banks have branches? I grabbed my head and squeezed so it would not explode and told him I would get back with him. Please help me answer this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 1, 2014 Share #2 Posted October 1, 2014 Would you like me to come up with something witty and clever for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted October 1, 2014 Share #3 Posted October 1, 2014 It's Fall and all branches are devoid of 'leaves'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 1, 2014 Author Share #4 Posted October 1, 2014 Would you like me to come up with something witty and clever for you? I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO COME UP WITH ANYTHING WITTY AND CLEVER! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted October 1, 2014 Share #5 Posted October 1, 2014 I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO COME UP WITH ANYTHING WITTY AND CLEVER! Get in line. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted October 1, 2014 Share #6 Posted October 1, 2014 I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO COME UP WITH ANYTHING WITTY AND CLEVER! You first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted October 1, 2014 Author Share #7 Posted October 1, 2014 You first. The opposite of KT is witty and clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingtermite Posted October 1, 2014 Share #8 Posted October 1, 2014 I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO COME UP WITH ANYTHING WITTY AND CLEVER! You first. The opposite of KT is witty and clever. <tapping toes> I'm WAITING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Posted October 1, 2014 Share #9 Posted October 1, 2014 Because just like a tree, they will eventually fail and fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
petitepedal ★ Posted October 1, 2014 Share #10 Posted October 1, 2014 Rivers also have branches...the water just keeps on flowing...away. So folks...what other branches can you think of...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solution Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted October 1, 2014 Solution Share #11 Posted October 1, 2014 He asked me if money does not grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Please help me answer this. Banks have branches for the same reason people put down roots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted October 2, 2014 Share #12 Posted October 2, 2014 Did you have your shirt on inside-out when he asked this question? The inside-out shirt thing doesn't usually instill much confidence in people that the wearer has any knowledge at all about much of anything. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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