Parr8hed Posted November 17, 2021 Share #1 Posted November 17, 2021 it’s made super safe because I used rat shit straps. 2 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 17, 2021 Share #2 Posted November 17, 2021 I would let make Emmy do this one too, just like you allowed forced her to decorate your Christmas tree. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted November 17, 2021 Author Share #3 Posted November 17, 2021 Just now, jsharr said: I would let make Emmy do this one too, just like you allowed forced her to decorate your Christmas tree. I took care of this one before she got home from school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted November 17, 2021 Share #4 Posted November 17, 2021 Gaak, cough, sweat, cry, belch, clears throat. Run a strap over that last rung & down around your bumper to anchor the ladder to the bed. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jsharr ★ Posted November 17, 2021 Popular Post Share #5 Posted November 17, 2021 Just now, 2Far said: Gaak, cough, sweat, cry, belch, clears throat. Run a strap over that last rung & down around your bumper to anchor the ladder to the bed. and get a neighbor to hold your beer. 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted November 17, 2021 Author Share #6 Posted November 17, 2021 3 minutes ago, 2Far said: Gaak, cough, sweat, cry, belch, clears throat. Run a strap over that last rung & down around your bumper to anchor the ladder to the bed. Too late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted November 17, 2021 Share #7 Posted November 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: Too late. Applies to the next time (demobilization), too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinneR ★ Posted November 17, 2021 Share #8 Posted November 17, 2021 Didn't Soy have a good roof story? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Razors Edge ★ Posted November 17, 2021 Share #9 Posted November 17, 2021 24 minutes ago, Parr8hed said: What could possibly go wrong? Won't you be able to tell us in a few minutes? Or, at least once you regain consciousness and/or use of your limbs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted November 17, 2021 Author Share #10 Posted November 17, 2021 12 minutes ago, denniS said: Didn't Soy have a good roof story? Yea, I think he fell off a roof in the snow once and got banged up pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted November 17, 2021 Author Share #11 Posted November 17, 2021 Just now, Razors Edge said: Won't you be able to tell us in a few minutes? Or, at least once you regain consciousness and/or use of your limbs? No, I can actually tell you now that nothing went wrong. The pic was taken yesterday. Sadly I cannot provide real time entertainment. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 17, 2021 Share #12 Posted November 17, 2021 1 hour ago, 2Far said: Gaak, cough, sweat, cry, belch, clears throat. Run a strap over that last rung & down around your bumper to anchor the ladder to the bed. Or better yet run it over the bottom rung and anchor it to the house. I have a 4 ft metal rod with a loop at the top. I drive that into the ground and anchor the ladder to the loop 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airehead Posted November 17, 2021 Share #13 Posted November 17, 2021 Anything to have a festive holiday. Definitely worth the risk 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UglyBob Posted November 17, 2021 Share #14 Posted November 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Parr8hed said: Sadly I cannot provide real time entertainment. SW needs to add a "Live Stream" function to the forum so we can all watch these kinds of behavior in real time. I feel there is major potential for some great entertainment, considering this crowd. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parr8hed Posted November 17, 2021 Author Share #15 Posted November 17, 2021 2 minutes ago, UglyBob said: SW needs to add a "Live Stream" function to the forum so we can all watch these kinds of behavior in real time. I feel there is major potential for some great entertainment, considering this crowd. I could have live streamed it on facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeman564™ Posted November 17, 2021 Share #16 Posted November 17, 2021 neighbors be like 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 17, 2021 Share #17 Posted November 17, 2021 Just now, bikeman564™ said: neighbors be like That is me, watching and telling my wife "That boy's puck does not sit flat on the ice" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 17, 2021 Share #18 Posted November 17, 2021 12 minutes ago, jsharr said: That is me, watching and telling my wife "That boy's puck does not sit flat on the ice elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor" FIFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 17, 2021 Share #19 Posted November 17, 2021 14 minutes ago, jsharr said: That is me, watching and telling my wife "That boy's puck does not sit flat on the ice a couple fries short of a Happy Meal." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 17, 2021 Share #20 Posted November 17, 2021 1 minute ago, Kzoo said: That boy could not pour piss out of a boot with the instructions printed on the heel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoo Posted November 17, 2021 Share #21 Posted November 17, 2021 1 hour ago, jsharr said: That boy could not pour piss out of a boot with the instructions printed on the heel. Did you just make that up? Or Did you steal that from MossySue? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 17, 2021 Share #22 Posted November 17, 2021 Just now, Kzoo said: Did you just make that up? Or Did you steal that from MossySue? No, it is my boot. Have not checked the heel, do not want piss all over my office you see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bikeguy Posted November 17, 2021 Share #23 Posted November 17, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerrySTL ★ Posted November 17, 2021 Share #24 Posted November 17, 2021 Disconnect the truck's negative battery terminal. Wouldn't want someone taking the truck to the store or something. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Zealot Posted November 17, 2021 Popular Post Share #25 Posted November 17, 2021 I sent this one to our safety department recently: 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Far ★ Posted November 17, 2021 Share #26 Posted November 17, 2021 3 hours ago, Kzoo said: Or better yet run it over the bottom rung and anchor it to the house. I have a 4 ft metal rod with a loop at the top. I drive that into the ground and anchor the ladder to the loop How do you get the metal rods out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longjohn ★ Posted November 17, 2021 Share #27 Posted November 17, 2021 6 hours ago, Parr8hed said: Yea, I think he fell off a roof in the snow once and got banged up pretty good. I thought he fell through the roof, however he fell when he told us about it I laughed. I didn’t post that I laughed. He was not my favorite forumite. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted November 17, 2021 Share #28 Posted November 17, 2021 E-gads! I thought double headers was a California thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoseySusan Posted November 17, 2021 Share #29 Posted November 17, 2021 3 hours ago, jsharr said: No, it is my boot. Have not checked the heel, do not want piss all over my office you see. They piss in their boots in Dune. There’s a pump in the heel that circulates their collected body fluids through a filtering system so they can drink their tears, sweat, exhalation, and urine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsharr ★ Posted November 18, 2021 Share #30 Posted November 18, 2021 Why filter it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Further Posted November 18, 2021 Share #31 Posted November 18, 2021 3 hours ago, Zealot said: I sent this one to our safety department recently: I have seen that done 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddmaxx ★ Posted November 18, 2021 Share #32 Posted November 18, 2021 Does anyone know what the worlds record is for the number of times "hold my beer" has been the last words ever spoken? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaddeus Kosciuszko Posted November 18, 2021 Share #33 Posted November 18, 2021 8 hours ago, Parr8hed said: What could possibly go wrong? Your autonomous drive pickup heads out to get itself a Venti mocha latte at Starbucks? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralphie ★ Posted November 18, 2021 Share #34 Posted November 18, 2021 6 minutes ago, Thaddeus Kosciuszko said: Your autonomous drive pickup heads out to get itself a Venti mocha latte at Starbucks? I regret that I have but one laugh to give that. Oh wait, there are endless ones available here! ok, that’s enough, I am tired now! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Wheels Posted November 18, 2021 Share #35 Posted November 18, 2021 I built houses in the 80s. I'm surprised I have all my fingers, and am alive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Zacharia Posted November 18, 2021 Share #36 Posted November 18, 2021 1 hour ago, maddmaxx said: Does anyone know what the worlds record is for the number of times "hold my beer" has been the last words ever spoken? Once. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BR46 Posted November 18, 2021 Share #37 Posted November 18, 2021 5 hours ago, Zealot said: I sent this one to our safety department recently: I have done the step ladder in a scissor lift I will admit that it was a little scary 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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